Doom Metal Alchemist

I know major labels only goal is to steal your soul. Indie labels are the way to go. But even with indie labels you need to get a music lawyer to go over the contracts. And not the studio lawyer. I actually took a music business class at the local community college, so I do know a little bit about the whole riggarmarole.

Interesting. The reason I want to be on Metal Blade is they're one of the biggest metal labels in the world, and could get us in brick-and-mortar shops, and they have other doomy bands on their roster currently.

Fuck yeah, dude. I'd love to be signed to Metal Blade.

Yeah I got a half stack right now.

I wanna say in 2016 the distortion pedal I had been using since the 90s as a teenager finally broke. The knobs were coming off and shit was sliding underneath it. I let my drummer look at it as he is an experienced electrician, but he said there's really nothing to do for it. Luckily I had a back-up distortion pedal that I got probably in the mid 2000s that I hardly used. But I recently ditched that in favor of the distortion built into my amp.

Good strategy. For guitar, we not only need the guitar, we also need an amp, pedals, cables, and constantly buying new strings.

Music is an expensive hobby. But then again, I guess so are video games.

Ah, interesting. Another reason I picked recorder was because I bought one for $5.00 so I was like, "If I don't stick to it, who cares, I'm only out $5.00."

I don't like the tone of the saxophone. I like the sounds of some flutes, like the really breathy kind of sound in say, Jethro Tull I'm not interested in. I think for some reason I figured flute would be harder than recorder. But it doesn't matter, guitar is once again my instrument of choice.

I wanted to play a woodwind, especially tin whistle, but the recorder is a chromatic instrument and theoretically that means I can use it to play in any key, while I guess in tin whistle you can only play in one key in one whistle, and they only come in two different keys.

In early 2016, before I got back into guitar again, I briefly tried playing the recorder. It didn't stick.

The only thing I can think of is to add "-donald -president"

LeBrony

I remember the World of Ruin airship music but not the World of... of.... damn, I can't even remember what it was called before World of Ruin. EDIT: World of Balance. That's it.

Jesus Christ sponges, I can't tell if a glitch caused an unintended triple post or if you really are that desperate.

What about working in porn behind the scenes?

It depends on the song, but as a catch all I like to say Doom/Heavy/Stoner metal/Hard rock.

I'll bet Comedy Central will finally air Dumb and Dumber To around 2030 and I'll finally see it for the first time.

I thought you were going to say "two ramen noodles."

I can't believe I forgot that one.

I'll give you a link then! Hear our songs on Indie on the Move: https://www.indieonthemove.com/user/onegregory Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BadCannon/

Death NOT!

I'm very, very bored. Remember how people would do this on the internet with bands they hated? I remember Stinkin Park, Limp Dick, N*Flames, Blowpeth, Dummy Burger...