Doom Metal Alchemist

You got to position yourself so the cross will be upside down when you use it.

Oh hey, I remember that name. I don't really remember anything else about you, though. lol

Nobody would like George Carlin if he only told one joke and told it all day every day for the rest of his existence.

My best guess is: MR PICKLES GOOD BOY MR PICKLES BEST FRIEND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE MR PICKLES Good boy

Just don't get her on a pillow and you should be fine.

Should've sang the Mr. Pickles theme song, complete with growly vocals and mouth-guitars. If you have any Halloween witch costumes on hand, you could've worn it and said you were a bride of Satan.

Have you noticed there are no new boardgames? Like no kids' non-virtual games use boards anymore, usually more like some kind of toy.

That's funny, but the problem is that Mario and Luigi are just as Italian as Wario is.

Wario Land was one of my favorite Game Boy games.

Wait a minute, cheese at a movie theater?

If you'll notice MegaNaraku did not use a decimal place.

@Still Me Does DD always have feet that tiny? I've never noticed that before. Or is that a thing for every character in the show?

@Poof that is really good. The whole electronicness of it and eerie/creepiness makes me think of Black Hole's Living Mask album, one of my favorite doom metal albums. The busier sections made me think of old school Castlevania. You nailed that horror vibe.

You've never seen American Pie?? That's cool about your song! If you want to share it with me again, pm it to me, or if you make a thread about it, be sure to tag me. If you want to leave it private, that's fine too.

Sabin's all about the blitz's. I actually tried replaying the game I would say, maybe about 10 years ago, and I couldn't fucking do the blitz's anymore. I have no fucking idea why. Like I lost all of my video game dexterity from not playing video games anymore for years.

Nah, that's the Yankees.

Yes. Transylvania will assure them that they will always be a country.

Yes, they are Romania's official synchronized swimming team.

My guess was Buckweight. Anyway, to find a real "Alf-alpha" I google imaged searched "buff alf" and here is what I got: Not really as "alpha" looking as I had hoped, but that's the best google could do for me.

The Giants have scored 2 runs total between their first four games.

I guess that's possible. I missed last year's prank.

Adult Swim has never, ever done the prank of 8:00 pm - 12:00 am of April 1st. It's always 12:00 am - 6:00 am (or earlier) of the night of March 31st.

Nice tits, but a total butterface.

I can't remember. It was probably already 2018.