You've got to factor in how many Broncos fans there are here. I know Master-Debater lives in Colorado, but she's the only one I know of, and I don't think she ever posts in Free-For-All.
Sit in the sewage, I guess. I think my chances of catching some kind of awful disease would be higher if I'm eating unwashed ass for 20 minutes. With option B, at least its not getting in my mouth.
I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much every school shooter either gets killed by the cops or else they kill themselves before the cops get to them.
I know who he is.
I don't know if you remember the old Comedy Central show Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, but Jim Norton seemed to be the only one on the show who ever got any kind of laughs out of the audience.