Doom Metal Alchemist

I already tried "rammstein dildo" and I didn't see it in the first few results and I was too lazy to keep looking or try a new search.

I guarantee you if you were into metal you'd love these guys' lyrics. I doubt you'd like their music either way, though.

Man Packard ruined my joke with sad facts about his life.

You mean you DON'T believe he's worked as a janitor for the same organization for the last 40+ years?

Man O War was a type of war ship. But Manowar are definitely very alpha... because of their music.

I just realized something.... I know you don't know who Manowar are, but you seem to buy into a lot of their philosophy, except taking music completely out of the equation. They can get away with this goofy shit because they're awesome songwriters (and Eric Adams has one of the all time greatest voices in heavy metal), but you, on the other hand... DEATH TO FALSE... alphas?

Also I've never seen a clock or watch that displays the actual numeral of minutes but not the hours. I have no idea how "old" that style is, but i never saw any clocks like that belonging to my parents or any of my grandparents.

I was about to ask if you were like westpark in that he doesn't believe in smart phones, but then I realized camera phones pre-date smart phones.

Yeah, I guess I never really crossed paths with him. RIP all the same.

I'm not talking about UEMB...?

Did he go by any other sn? I vaguely remember someone with Roboto, but not with Jiro. Since he was 46, I assume this was a babbler and/or ranter that I was not very familiar with, as I was generally older than most IBers.

10 / 10 he found the G spot.

Dude, sahockeygrl has made it abundantly clear she is by far the horniest female on this site. Hell, she may even be the horniest user here regardless of gender. Maybe she's not hornier than rogue. But as far as I know, rogue gets all the sex he wants, while sahockeygrl doesn't get all the sex she wants.

God damn I so want to find a clip of Rammstein shooting "cum" out of their giant rubber dildo onto the audience, but I don't have the slightest idea what search terms I would use.

Oh I thought you meant in your house. I thought this was gonna be a happier thread, lol.

@Phillies maybe she's playing in a city near you!

SAHOCKEYGRL WANTED YOUR DICK

I'm actually getting pretty tired now. But I don't want to go to bed at 6:00 AM. Maybe its a lack of caffeine. Yesterday I had one cup of coffee and two cans of Mountain Dew, and that's it. I haven't had any caffeine since like 5:00 PM yesterday (the coffee was at like 11:00 AM). Maybe I can make myself a strong cup of coffee and wake up.

May as well just skip going to bed at this point.

Haha, it seems the recent sweep the Giants had over the Phillies pissed off Jake Arrietta (who is now a Phillie). https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/phillies/jake-arrieta-unloads-everyone-everything-phillies-suffer-sweep-giants I recommend watching the short video of the interview at the top. He even said, "We had a good April, a good May. June's not starting out so well." It's like, dude, MLB regular seasons are 162 games long, you're bound to get swept in a three game series here and there. Calm the fuck down. I swear to God in years past the Giants would have like a 9 game losing streak followed by a 9 game winning streak less than a week later. As Mike Krukow would say, "That's baseball."

But then I'd have to start hating the Cubs. >_> The Giants won 3 World Series in the span of half a decade. Honestly I'll be satisfied with that for quite a while. Now for me it's more about the Giants doing better than the Dodgers than winning the WS.

I hated the Yankees when they were in every World Series, but they've been absent long enough for me to not hate them anymore.

I just checked the standings, and the Yankees are only 1 game back of the Red Sox. So the AL East will definitely be one of those two teams. The third place team is like 14 games back. Earlier in this very thread I posted how it looked like that the D-Backs were going to run away with the NL West, but they had a complete meltdown and fell to second. The D-Backs and Rockies are currently tied for first.

Yeah, I hope someone does. I wonder how likely it would be the Giants?? After Pablo Sandoval proved to be a horrendous signing for the Red Sox, the Giants gave him another chance. If I remember right, it was around the second half of last year when the Giants re-signed him, and only now is he starting to excel again. His current batting average after today's game is .282. Holy fuck! I know he had no overall season averages like that with the Red Sox, but I don't know if there was any point in beginning or middle of those seasons where his average was that high. Pablo's only playing every day now due to the normal first baseman Brandon Belt being on the DL (he himself is having a career year). But once Belt comes back, Bruce Bochy might have to consider taking 3rd base from Evan Longoria and giving it to Sandoval. Anyways, I said all that to say, if the Giants could give former Giants fan favorite Pablo Sandoval another shot to resurrect his career after bottoming out, why not Lincecum? AND the fact that the Giants have experienced so many injuries to pitchers this season. Yesterday was Bumgarner's first start of the season, after having spent like two months on the DL. Jeff Samardzija and Johnny Cueto are both on the DL. Dereck Rodriguez is definitely a fine interim starter to cover one of those spots. We have so many pitchers up from the minors because of injuries, the Giants or their AAA affiliate could be a place for Lincecum to excel.

There was an interesting bit in the article I linked to. I'm going to divide the sentence into two separate quotes... Sounds like doomsday for his career right? But let's read the rest of that sentence... Sounds like things are actually starting to look up for him. Some of the tweets referenced in the article basically said that there's just not really room for him with the Rangers, and that if someone was going to be called up from the minors, there is a certain other person who should get the first chance (I'm assuming that other person is also a pitcher, but I really don't know). If another organization gives him a minor league deal really quick so he doesn't lose the momentum he's currently on, who knows...