Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm not fond of farting in public, even if I think I'm alone.

I wonder if the pricing guy got fired for that one, lol.

Did you report him?

Eating anything will eventually cause you to fart and/or shit. Farts in solid form are foods that resemble farts even before being consumed.

Dessert for dinner! Woo!

You won out, chicken can taste good even with little to no seasonings, spices, sauces, etc. Broccoli tastes like it smells: Like farts.

I've never had White Castle, but I find it hard to believe that hamburgers can smell like farts at all, let alone even more so than broccoli. Eggs can indeed smell like farts, but that's usually when they've been sitting a while, not right when they're supposed to be eaten, as with broccoli.

This is you: Seriously, if I leave my room and smell farts, I immediately know it is in fact not farts, but someone is cooking or has cooked broccoli. This is accurate every single time. I have come to the conclusion this happens only because Broccoli is actually farts in solid form.

Alex Smith was shitty until Harbaugh turned his career around. For whatever reason, instead of sticking with Smith, we went with Kap. Kap was good for the half a season he subbed for Smith, and the season after that where they went to the Super Bowl. After that he went to shit.

I don't know, many people hate Kap for his kneeling, people in Frisco hate Kap because he turned out to be a shitty QB that we were stuck with for years, and maybe the kneel's association with Kap sours it for SF fans.

Also you don't even know for sure if the article in question is going to contain relevant information for your needs (the abstract is not enough) until you've already paid. $36 dollars down the fucking tubes, now I got to find another one gamble another $36 and hope I can find a relevant article.

It's such horse shit you have to pay for scholarly articles now. I was in grad school for a while and it was really hard finding free articles through the crappy search through my school. If I wanted to get anything good I would have to go to Google Scholar and pay out the ass (which I didn't do, I just stuck with the free crappy search through my school). How are college students supposed to afford this? Isn't grad school fucking expensive enough already?

Oh. Glass Buddy then. Not as clever sounding though.

I meant your kid was Glass Roe. I know you refer to your son as Buddy, I thought Roe was part of that name too, and hence your screen name.

I guess that makes sense. But multiple times I have been scolded by strangers for remaining seated during the anthem at ball games. It still offends people all the same.

Ha, that's cool.

Glass Roe

So's Sonic...

Spoiler fail. Also I haven't fapped to 2D in a long time.

Interesting... I thought I remembered hearing that the way he was caught was his neighbors smelling the horrid smell of dead bodies dissolving in acid, and the cops were called. Also I'm pretty sure even if your explanation is the right one, I doubt he had a hole in his head... Yeah Dahmer did that to his victims but that caused his victims to die pretty quickly. I have definitely heard a specific story of a couple women being kept in some guy's basement for a decade or so as sex slaves, and one managed to escape, and was running around naked looking for help.

Put some kind of strap on the sock, nobody will know it's mostly empty.

Wear a tube sock like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers during their first gig.

I don't get it. What's the difference? Football players take a knee because they're not in the vicinity of chairs.

Well the Roman statue you posted looked like a C, lol.

Yeah, that's not small either. I'm convinced you're comparing yourself to pornstars.