Doom Metal Alchemist

I guess it depends on how you define "mainstream."

Bill Tsamis - Epic heavy metal Yeah he's a musician not a band, but I need to use him to bridge Warlord and Lordian Guard together. And he wrote/writes all the music and lyrics in both bands anyway.

I will say of all the popular mainstream nu-metal bands of yesteryear, System of a Down was definitely the most tolerable.

Black Sabbath - Doom metal

Still says it's ZeroStralem's birthday for me. Do you live in a timezone where it's now Saturday instead of Friday?

"purple shoes with red pants" Was he a pimp?

Happy birthday, Zero! I don't know if you're still a brony, but just in case you are... Ok, that's better.

The Cleveland Indians are leading the AL Central division, but only have an even .500 record. When I looked at the stats of the NL West, I was hugely surprised to see the D-Backs had slipped to second place. I thought the only way they could not run away with the division is if they had a total meltdown. Well apparently that's exactly what happened. They've lost 7 games in a row, and their record for their last 10 games is 1-9. lol

Mountain Dew Ice isn't that great.

In California, we believe in Science.

It doesn't have to be EVERY traveler. Just bring some cookies (it doesn't even have to be the actual company, the person brought them from home) and pass them out until gone. You could even add in the cost of the cookie to the cost of the toll. Or you could ask each traveler if they would like to buy a cookie for x amount of dollars ("each" being until however many cookies there were run out). I'm not saying tollhouses selling/giving out cookies is non-sensical. I'm saying it's no more non-sensical then farms selling cookies.

Well if you want to go down this road, the person manning the toll booth could always give you a free cookie when you pass on through. (or if it's a modern unmanned tollbooth, a plate of cookies left out with a sign that says, "Please take ONE! Honor system!"

Why does Petridge Farm make cookies? Cookies don't come from farms, they produce eggs, milk, cheese, and livestock.

I have a feeling that high number is due to certain recent circumstances.

For the record, it's been pointed out multiple times in the thread that the guy who said he hated the original when he was a kid has nothing to do with the new reboot.

Oh shit, sorry to hear that.

Aren't you starting a completely new position soon?

Nope, instead a bunch of Judas Priest songs.

KK Downing

You should definitely call them if you don't hear back from them. "early next week" is a bit vague, but I would go with calling them Wednesday if you still haven't heard anything back. EDIT: Wait, is "next week" THIS week? In that case I would call them today.

Well, shows what I know.

Our ASMB / UEMB community has generally, with a couple of exceptions, far moved past the whole death threat / threat of physical harm shit that used to plague most arguments at ASMB. Apparently the Internet as a whole still has a long ways to go.

I'm guessing that's to heal jellyfish stings?

I thought the same was true of Tinder. So many of us tried telling him to quit OKC and try Tinder, but he always refused.

There's a chance he only knows that because of Robot Chicken. That's where I know it from.