Doom Metal Alchemist

I swear to god it seemed like it last night. My Internet kept getting disconnected for a few seconds at a time and my downloads would all have to be restarted because of that. In the back of my mind, I was like, "I wonder if my ISP is doing this to us on purpose to get us to upgrade..."

I wasn't on 11 minutes ago when you made this thread.

Oh, is that what he meant? I thought he meant "you" like people in general. My bad. Carry on then.

Now that's just not true, ask @MEXobiologist (whenever she might come back here).

Who the fuck has a cold for half a year?

I get the feeling the point of this thread is for someone to say, "Deez who?" And you say "DEEZ NUTS, BITCH!"

Usually if I have a cold while being a student, I'll go to school sick. One time I went to work with a cold too. Now if I'm sick to the point of throwing up, then I'll stay home.

Happy birthday! Have some cake:

Probably more the fact that they're bf/gf now, but yeah.

What happened to that girl you had sex with?

Congratulations!

That sucks. I've been lucky enough that my parents have never even had a separation, let alone an outright divorce. And I know I'm lucky in that regard. Ever since I was a teenager, it seemed like most people I knew had divorced parents.

So much this. Fortunately, I've had a job (2 separate times) that I've been able to wear shorts, and I'm about to start another completely different job where I can wear shorts, hopefully soonish.

Nah.

If I post any memes, they're going to be here, not FB.

I found this image on google. I'm assuming it's the cover of a children's book: If you notice, the font the title is in is virtually identical to the font the band logo is on the debut Black Sabbath album: lol

Happy birthday!

*insert Drew's annoying ass bacon thingy pic here*

Hey, you got the spoiler right, congrats!

From the vast majority of his time with ASMB, he had Milo from Oblongs icons. Towards the end, he switched to Space Ghost drinking coffee.

Apparently having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old wasn't illegal at the time? Also I certainly hope those cops were fired.

What if you think you're going to do it silently, but it turns out not so silent?

Wait, what??? O_O

If you get the right toppings, it's all five food groups.

I used to eat pizza five days a week.