Doom Metal Alchemist

One time I was waiting in line behind an old lady at a pharmacy and when she was talking to the cashier, I fucking swear to god, her voice sounded EXACTLY like Granny from Squidbillies. It was hard stifling my laughter. Pretty sure I still had a huge grin on my face though.

I fucking HATE wearing socks (or shoes) in the house. Barefoot all the way. Whenever I get home from somewhere, the very first thing I do is take off my shoes and socks. I'll only put on slippers if it's really cold. Otherwise I'm always barefoot around the house. As for the OP, I've grown up in what I would call an upper-middle class home and it's very rare it smells like something's cooking when nothing is actually cooking or has been cooked recently.

I don't know what that is, but it looks delicious and I want one.

What the fuck is wrong with his head?

Damn, ghostrek laying on the burns!

You're right, I haven't.

Pretty sure you've made significantly more than three of these threads.

Damn, you spoil him, I was just gonna throw her in the dumpster.

Technically I work full time, but they offer VTO a lot, so I very often don't work a full 40 hour week.

I'd rather see the shape of your real breasts then a breastplate. And @Mix 'cuz why not.

"D'oh!" for the pizza remark.

I thought you didn't date black guys?

Lupin did come off as very condescending ("You're not adulting right", Getting screwed (tax-wise) simply because of bad bookkeeping is dumb," just in general claiming KN didn't know what the fuck he was doing). And then of course when KN laid into him, lupin played the race card like he was fuggs, but laid it on infinitely thicker than fuggs ever has.

Is that hair or is that the hood on a hooded sweatshirt?

Dolly Bakery Zingers. They're sorta like Twinkies, but smaller (three come to a pack, as opposed to two Twinkies) and with frosting.

Yeah, I could see Mexico willing to pay for free soup.

Y'all are nuttier than Randy Marsh in that medical marijuana episode of South Park.

And then she'll demand that she shouldn't have to pay for her soup. .......

Hopefully nothing more than the bulge.

See now this is good, do what you're passionate about, not want the marketplace wants. Godspeed to you.

And the marketplace wants angry review videos. That's LONG since been proven.

I don't want to see your dick. But now I want to see you in booty shorts.

Ok, how about Dick Greyson then (that's his name, right?)? Just those booty shorts alone qualifies as looking weird.

Well, I've never been to one. Maybe you're on to something there...

I expected Dick Van Dyke. I am disappointed.