Doom Metal Alchemist

So it's a witch then, problem solved.

Ok, first of all... how did you think I was hispanic when you've seen pics of me before? Secondly... what about this thread tipped you off I wasn't hispanic??? Anyway, thank you and everyone else for the birthday wishes!

I sure do love those great tits.

Yeah.... "soda"...

What words were those?

I was close.

Oh. Maybe you were right and I was wrong. >_>

Pretty sure you need to donate for that to happen. And even then, it'll only be green on mobile. It'll remain white on desktop.

Hm. I've never had my feet go numb, so I don't know if those would be necessary for me.

I've been wearing memory foam shoes at work which were really helping, but I think I need a new pair. The foam's dead. What are compression socks?

A what?

Is it some kind of (un)written rule that black people don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Because white people tend to celebrate it whether or not they have any Irish in them. Kinda like how white people celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

It's the past tense of when a vocalist of a certain genre of music has performed said music.

Day: Sleeping Night: Working

Is that an NES D-pad in her hair?

Anyway, I was about to make a new thread, but since this is here, I'll use this thread. Hey @Mini_ghost420, whatever happened with you and that hot deaf chick you were considering dating?

It wasn't the wording, it was the lack of punctuation.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DRINKING CHICKEN THROUGH A STRAW? YOU GOT A JAW INJURY OR SOMETHING?

I didn't know Ruebens were considered Irish food. What about corned beef and cabbage?

You easily lose track of the days when you're not employed and not in school.

.....are you thinking of batz?

"Laugh react" for "Right to what? Sue a tree?" not the fact your wife had a seizure and had a car accident. >_>

This just in, @Skiles is a vampire.

I work nights and every morning when I get home I get something to eat and watch Bob's Burgers on AS. Except on Monday mornings / Sunday nights the schedule is different. Home Movies is on at 5:30, and I think Ventures Bros. is on at 5:00. So I guess only three nights / mornings a week I come home from work and watch Bob's Burgers on AS.

Pics. Unless he just posted a pic in the pic thread, then I'll see it shortly. >_> EDIT: I didn't see any pics in the pic thread. Need pics.