Doom Metal Alchemist

Speaking of a "new_disease..."

Love the dude with the guitar.

That was definitely South Park.

Happy birthday!

I put my phone on silent when I go to bed. Another option is to turn it off all together.

I lived almost all of my 20s practically as a shut-in, and now I have people to talk to at work and my band i see every week, so I don't feel lonely at all anymore.

It was a good thread.

@Raptorpat it's posts like these why I need a "shocked" react.

How big of an "if" is that, though?

IMO if that's true they should've either made that the "New and Improved!" Diet or else do away with Diet all together and just go all in on Zero Sugar.

That great torture chamber in the sky.

Now it's time for the rising of the Judas PRIEST.

What's the error your getting? Is the function returning the wrong answer or is the whole program failing to run at all?

That laugh react on buddy's post is mine.

You know what's worse than C++? C. I studied C far less than I did C++ though. Also, this probably seems counter intuitive, but it might be worth it to learn COBOL. Nobody uses it anymore, EXCEPT like government agencies that have used it absolutely forever and refuse to upgrade their systems (and this happens a ton) and there is a huge shortage of COBOL programmers out there for obvious reasons. I never learned COBOL myself so I don't know how hard it is or isn't compared to other languages, but just thought I'd put that out there.

I never learned python but I have learned other languages and this frustration is universal to computer programming as a whole.

Bucket is a very notorious / infamous pod 6er whose one of his lesser horrible traits is wasting his meager earnings on scratchers.

What do I look like, bucket?

And everyone says mayo is a white person food/condiment.

Usually that only (but very frequently) becomes a problem when I try to order a sandwich "plain." When I was a kid every fast food worker in America understood a "plain" sandwich meant meat and bun and literally nothing else. I don't know what the fuck happened in the intervening years but no one knows what "plain" means anymore.

Sorry I've been trained infinitely more in Spanish than yiddish.

For my whole life the vast majority of stuff I've printed out is just black ink so I don't run into this. If anything I run out of black ink and what should print out as black prints out as some kind of faded blue instead.

Me. When I go to Wendy's I'm all about that 4-for-4.