Doom Metal Alchemist

See, what'd I tell ya? No knowledge.

I did that all the time too, but I didn't avoid the OK button for whatever reason. All. The. Buttons.

I took a complete shot in the dark how to spell that. I think it's a German word, but regardless of what language it comes from, I have no knowledge of said language.

Why is it lucky for them, do they get paid extra if I say, "why yes, I will try that, thank you for that recommendation."? I thought it was cool because their "would you like to try so and so" schpeel always annoys me a bit and for once it didn't annoy me.

Don't think I'll run into any hot girls today.

So I pull up to the speaker and get ready to give my order, when the employee does the inevitable "Hi, welcome to blah blah, would you like to try our blah blah?" And for the first time in my whole life, what the employee asked me if I wanted to order ACTUALLY WAS WHAT I INTENDED TO ORDER. Maybe I should buy a powerball ticket today.

Tried to reply, and it disappeared into the ether. I didn't see anything offensive in it. @Le Guignon where u thred go?

I also want a shocked react like 😮

But seriously, what's the difference between "Zero Sugar" and "Diet"?

I disagree. Night shift forever!

Can you just select "print in greyscale"?

Can I have Li'l Wayne instead?

Fair enough.

Dude, like every single fucking actor on the show goes out of their way to look like they've been in the acting profession for two weeks. It's like watching a grade school play, only it's adults. And maybe I'm just old but I really tire of diarrhea jokes.

Your neighbors must've been so happy.

Fair enough, but "drinking coffee" is NOT the same as "having coffee ice cream."

Happy b-day @MEXobiologist! y u no post here n e more? We miss you! 😭

Naraku's gonna be up for 48 hours straight because he had some coffee ice cream.

These testicles. Got them!

Iowa in the evening, Iowa at supper time.... *dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes*

Everyone makes fun of me for loving pineapple on pizza, but everyone can suck a big fat dick because cold pizza is trash. I could understand preferring it to RE-HEATED pizza.... but better than FRESH pizza? Off with your fucking head. 🤬

At least she didn't try to make you play the tuba. As I got independent guitar lessons in junior high and high school, various people encouraged me to try out for jazz band at our high school so I could play guitar with them. I declined because I was too worried that playing guitar would seem more like "work" and less like "fun." My independent instructor was teaching me Sabbath, Metallica, Hendrix, Zeppelin, AC/DC, teaching me scales that I applied to writing my own shit.... What was jazz band gonna teach me that I might actually have fun with, you know? Although the other rock/metal guitar kids in jazz band liked it, but... I dunno... I didn't want to risk guitar becoming an obligation rather than something I loved to do.

Tim and Eric's Beef House.

How much "took a nap" makes sense depends on the age of the student. High school? Understandable. Elementary school? What the fuck happened to watching cartoons?

Soda tastes best poured into a glass with ice in it.