Doom Metal Alchemist

I've lived in California my entire life and In N Out has the worst fries I've ever had.

We currently have one.

I just went yesterday and bought a shit ton of CDs. Spent like $130 and all of the CDs I bought were used. What sucks is that they're only open four days a week now. I'm trying to change my schedule at work so my band can practice more, but if I get the schedule I want that's best for my band, the record store is only open on all the days I would be working so I wouldn't be able to go at all.

Hot anime chicks getting orgasmic pleasure by licking the shit off of my ass. What's not to get?

Happy birthday! I got you this.... cat toy in the shape of a cake...

I've never run into this problem with laundry.... parking meters though, are another story.

I have an idea.... why not take the money AND the book?

You're probably more of an ass man, huh?

And then you pop out of it at some dude's bachelor party.

There is no way in hell I'd FORGET to eat for 24 hours. Even if I go 24 hours without eating for whatever reason, my hunger pangs are going to be constantly reminding me that I need to eat.

Out of "some type of chicken product" is not the same as being out of chicken.

The thought of losing consciousness completely and not even dreaming frightens me. Like what does that feel like? It must not feel like anything. Nothing to feel, nothing to think. I just can't imagine a complete lack of existence and I don't like it.

Happy birthday! I hope this cake isn't in poor taste, I just don't know what else to post.

Happy birthday!

I mean I guess.... my friend works at Chik Fil A and hasn't mentioned them running out of chicken. *shrug*

The placement of the A in #SCARPS makes it look like you're shooting white translucent lasers out of your nose.

A KFC double down so I could say I put my dick between some chick's breasts.

How... does a chicken restaurant run out of.... chicken?

I have no idea what you mean by this.

I'd love to put some boobs in my mouth, but I don't want to EAT them.

Mirror alts were a popular thing on the old boards.

3 + 3 = 6

When I was a teen I had fun with my depression by immersing myself into my guitar playing.

Why would odin remove it if it was just your username?

Someone wants to be like Rocky.