Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know if you clip your cat's claws, but if you do, then use those.

Toenail clippings.

The Human Fund?

I also very much dislike sitting at a desk, but it sure beats the hell out of standing at one. Zing! 😜

Dear god why. I was already on my feet the whole time at work the last ~1.5 years I've worked here, but my other positions included the right mix of walking and standing as to not kill my body. Now I'm either doing nothing but standing, nothing but walking, or when it's calm, nothing but sitting (although technically I don't have to sit at all if I don't want to. But I very much want to).

I'm constantly thinking about my legs and feet since recent weeks, as my new position at work has me basically standing in place for long periods.

By "we" I literally meant me and poof.

Well yeah, we're the age of people who loved Toys R Us when we were kids. Todays kids give so little fucks that... didn't they recently go out of business or something?

That doesn't explain why you chose Chicago in one sport and Wisconsin in another sport.

The article seems to stress that it appears to work on eyesight that has deteriorated specifically due to aging. What about those of us who have been wearing thick ass glasses since we were little kids?

Surely they could've shown more cleavage than THAT.

I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid. 😁 Has this bit worn thin yet? I thought of that when I first saw this thread yesterday but didn't post it because I don't want to be a one trick pony, but then that comment to nameraka...

I actually was going to do a Cowboys cake, but then I remembered the Rangers. If I can avoid posting a Dallas Cowboys cake, I'm gonna. The Rangers at different times had Nolan Ryan, Will Clark, and Bengie Molina, and lost to the Giants in the WS. I got no beef with them. Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck them to hell. Hey, coincidentally..... I was reminded about an exchange we had some time ago where you told me I'd probably fit in if I moved to Austin (I think it was Austin, maybe it was Houston), since there's a lot of California transplants there. Now, here's my question.... are there are lot of Texas transplants in California's central valley? I don't understand why there's so damn many fans of an out of state team here (The Cowboys). They MIGHT be the second most popular team of ANY sport here, just beaten by the Raiders. I'm not convinced the SF Giants or Dodgers are more popular here than the Cowboys. But the 49ers, Chargers, Rams, A's, Padres, Angels, Lakers, Clippers, Warriors, Sharks, Ducks, and Kings sure as hell aren't.

He's posting dailymail links with the angels, now.

That looks like something I could've made in an entry level programming class at the local community college.... and get an F on.

Do bears swim? I thought they just waded in shallow water.

It seems like making the cop and driver anthropomorphic animals rather than humans adds absolutely nothing to this cartoon.

A fish with the head of a bull would be pretty cool.

Wait... you love the Cubs but hate the Bears?

THE TOJOS TOOK MAH SHINS, BOY! MAH SHINS!

Buh-dum-ts?

I'll take it as hard (and long) as I want to.

Shut up, you. The motherfucker's not even 30 yet. He's basically a sperm.

I wanted to post an Isis cake, as I think I recall you once saying that was your favorite band.... but due to multiple meanings of "Isis" that was too hard.