Doom Metal Alchemist

I thought it was benji.

Goddamn it RuPaul, why is your hair always so low key and subtle? You really need to learn to go big or go home.

I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion.

I am definitely missing any obvious ruse.

Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman?

How the fuck ever in your life did you get any non-porn jobs?

If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh.

Congrats, you big douche.

That would be That_One_Guy.

Perseus.

Are you using the console or an IDE? Not that I think I can help you 😝 just curious.

Are you sure it didn't have to do with your IDE? Or are you strictly using the console? Because apple command line syntax is not the same as Windows command line syntax. That said, I'm pretty sure programming in Objective-C, Swift, and iOS are perfectly Mac friendly. 😝 There was actually a time when you actually literally couldn't code in those languages on a PC, but I THINK that has since changed (not sure about that though). Or it could be your compiler. For newbies it can be complicated figuring out how to get a compiler to work.

Better their grandma's computer than their work computer though, amirite?

Are your eyes closed? It looks like you took a selfie while sleep-walking.

Being on the night shift is by far one of my favorite things about my job.

He always denies the shit out of it though. Even well after he put a stop to his ramen noodle schtick.

I can't believe nabs nominated someone and it wasn't scoob.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about gym class in school and was getting ready to say, "despite every single TV show I've ever seen in my entire life that's depicted gym class, I've never even once had to climb a rope."

Do you know what state I happen to be in? Not that I'm so full of myself that I expect everyone on this board to know where I live, but I have not made this a secret at all.

If you're a complete stranger and assume and ask if I have drugs for you to buy you have lost the right to have me talk to you like a human being. I mean, I still would, just because I like to avoid confrontation. And who knows how violent a homeless drug addict might get.

Goddamn, just call me Mars, because I need women and guitars (hehe, that's pretty song-like).

I had a thought about this line of memes.... what if you are eating lunch at work and some food "goes down the wrong pipe" and you go into a huge uncontrollable coughing fit as a result? Can you squeeze out enough breath between coughs to explain your food just went down your windpipe instead of your esophagus before everyone starts freaking the fuck out?

The bottom caption would work a lot better with sitting down, taking a shit, then realizing there's no toilet paper.

Fuck dude, he could say he was whooping Mike Tyson's ass so bad, Tyson had to resort to ear-biting again.

Holy hell, man! I accidentally summersaulted down the stairs as a kid, but neither of my ears were nearly torn off in the process. Are these outside stairs like between two floors of an apartment complex? Because that would make sense. Is your hearing any worse off? If it is, is it supposed to be permanent?