Doom Metal Alchemist

Tom Sutton, ex-Church of Misery guitarist. I can't think of a whole lot of Toms that are relevant to my interests.

I'm trying to figure out why you think he referenced the wrong film, my best guess is you forgot Kyle Reese says it in the first one.

I’m not in Bakersfield

I'm really only familiar with Battletoads In Battlemaniacs on the SNES, and the first two levels are actually fairly easy (but definitely fun). Then comes the Turbo Tunnel, and "fuck this fucking game."

Oh god, I don't even like the original. I'm not by any means a Nickelback fan, but the cover has the potential to be better just by nature of (probably) not having stupid 80s synthesizers all over it. Though for all I know they could've wanted to be faithful to the original and put the synths in anyway.

I know Five Finger Death Punch covered Bad Company, I'm not aware of Nickelback covering them.

Of all the stupid shit jez could lie about and the stupid shit she could go through to try and "prove" it... 😆

Quintessential shitty 80s keyboard based pop song.

This is a suggestion for Musket: Since you currently are referencing 50s rock and roll, how about HunkaHunkaBurninJizz?

What is it?

Oh fuck, I forgot one: Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy I'm sure someone's going to make me explain myself for this one since I seem to be the only one in the history of time to not love this song. Well, the entire band seems so fucking bored themselves while recording it they sound like they are really struggling not to fall asleep during the recording.

I HATE the singer's voice.

The best candidates I can think of right now are... Korn - Twist Blink 182 - All the Small Things Papa Roach - Broken Home The Deftones - Bored

With lasers on their frickin heads.

Because we'd rather not be told outright, "Stop talking, you're boring me."

If I am being sincere I would word it like "that's fucking bullshit!" assuming that's the same basic sentiment.

There are people at my job that LOOK like they'd say it, but I don't know them or talk to them.... the people I do know and talk to at work, do not say that.

You gotta remember this is the entire reason any U.S. states even considered legalizing it again in the first place.

I don't think I know you but happy birthday anyway.

Drive it to the carwash.

I have no idea what effect you're trying to describe.

If I piss you off will that give you Mad Cow Disease?

Don't get me wrong, that's hilarious and I laughed, but what's the joke with 1001? Shouldn't that be 9001?

When my brother got married, his wife's "maids of honor" were her three brothers. I think she decided to do that because my brother's groomsmen were me and our other two brothers.

I keep worrying that someone will call me out at work for coughing. I eat the same thing for lunch everyday: A slice of pizza and a muffin. I don't know what it is about this meal but it causes me to get a shitton of phlegm in my throat when I'm walking back to my station every single day. Just doing the *ahem* is literally never enough in these instances, so I resort to coughing. Probably kinda loudly. But I'm not coughing involuntarily, I'm doing it on purpose to try to clear this damn phlegm from my lunch.