Doom Metal Alchemist

Rather than getting plant based milk 'cause he's a dirty hippie vegan, he could just be lactose intolerant.

I blame the Europeans for everything.

No, I did not.

Winners don't use drugs.

a- is a prefix often used to mean "without", I think would be the most correct definition, without looking it up. Atheism, asexuality, amoral, atonal, etc. So what the hell is with the word "acorn"? "Without corn"? Is that what's behind that object's name? "Hey, what is that thing?" "I don't know, but one thing I know is it has no corn. We should call it an acorn." Yes I know I could look up the origin of the term, but where is the fun in that?

I don't think benadryl ever made me drowsy, though I know it has that reputation. Pretty good at fighting allergy attacks though.

I've gotten "drunk" once in my entire life (there, I put it in quotes so all you alcohol nazis can chill), my teen years I mostly hung out with other straight-laced kids, and almost my entire adulthood I had no friends. One time last year, I hung out with a couple of my friends (one made in 2016, my first real friend since I was in high school, and the other made in 2018) and they both got absolutely TRASHED. I've hung out with them drunk before, but not to the point that they seemed "not ok." This time they seemed not Ok to me at least. I never hung around people getting absolutely trashed before in my life. I didn't know what it looks like, I didn't know if they were ok, and I didn't know how to handle it. One of these two of my friends fell down and couldn't get up, so I told him to roll onto his side, because I heard that's what you're supposed to do. This dude would just not stop puking. Lying in his own puke because he could not get up. He was still conscious, very much conscious, but he could not get up, and just kept adding more puke to the puddle he was laying his head in. Occasionally he would roll over on his back or his stomach, and I had to remind, "roll on to your side, dude." I tried to roll him myself but he's big and I'm a scrawny weakling. Eventually he was able to use his arm to steady himself so he was perpetually on his side, all the while puking non-stop. The other of my two friends.... I don't know what the fuck was with him. He was completely silent. Gripping with both hands a wooden fixture connecting the cabinets with the counter. He was hanging his head, and swaying back and forth. To me this looked like he was desperately trying to keep his balance. I was like, "[his name], are you ok? What are you doing?" Several times, never did he respond or even look up. Eventually, after quite a while of doing nothing but this peculiar behavior, if I remember correctly, he calmly, and still silently, got down to the floor and laid down to sleep When I woke up my friend who was puking all over himself was already awake and just came out of the shower. Our other friend took a bit longer to wake up, but when he did, he drug his hand across a strange pile of puke that kind of looked like fried eggs but dried out. He then looked at his puke-filled hand and had no reaction, just wiped it off onto the floor. I think it was when we hung out again the next weekend, the two of them were all like, "Dude, I had so much fun last weekend! It was a blast! Best night ever!" And I'm like "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I WAS SO PANICKED THAT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE COMPLETELY TRASHED AND YOU GUYS WERE BOTH IN COMPLETE AGONY AND I FEARED FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES AND THERE WAS NO ONE THERE TO HELP ME WATCH OVER YOU." Then I explained their behavior that I just explained in this post, and they both had absolutely no recollection of the misery, so they were cool with it because they only remembered before they got TOO drunk and were having fun. They were apologetic in inserting me into this scenario that I've never seen or knew what to do, as they were well aware of my lack of drinking, and they promised they'd never get completely trashed when it's just the three of us again. They are great friends. But fuck, that was a horrible night.

What I'm seeing is The Avengers is a horse's ass.

No.

And here's another humdinger: My problem wasn't that "right clicking" and selecting open in a new tab was too much of a hassle..... it's that I was so conditioned that links here always opened in a new tab, so every time I was done with a link I would without thinking close out the UEMB tab.

If you re-read it, you'll notice I did not change any of the parameters. It said I had to sit on the chair. It did not say I had to sit on the object on the chair.

ASMB's dead, man. If you want a chance you should change your SN to monderatorsponges or something.

Of course not. You're a demon.

And suddenly there was mutiny against the once beloved king.

I remember when all the girls at school swooned over him. I guess it makes sense, he's a handsome guy. What I never really got was when all the girls at school swooned over Jonathan Taylor Thomas, AKA JTT. Yeah, Home Improvement was a funny show, but... really?

Mix just asked a pornstar with a dick for a sample of their DNA...........

He's the worst naraku.

? Are electric companies not essential businesses?

I 100% read it as Heal Thy Burgers before I even got to the Smudge part.

I would kick the dick off the chair, sit in that chair, and eat the cake.

Here's a humdinger for you: I use a Mac Book that has a touchpad, no middle click, and no scroll wheel. *whomp whomp*

I'd consider myself a "weird dude," but my hog is perfectly average in length. Girth, I don't know, but it's the width of a needle compared to what's typically seen in porn.

Anyways, I've been a Mac user for about 5 years now. I definitely agree with the argument that it's overpriced. But other than that, I have no complaints. At the same time I'm not one of those "Fuck Windoze, Macs all the way!" people either. I do like how I don't ever have to pay for new OS's. And they're not forced updated either. A notification pops up that an upgrade is available and you can download or cancel. Or just ignore the notification, but that'll end up with the upgrade happening on its own eventually. I don't care about editing videos, but GarageBand rules. Free recording software that's intuitive. Yay! And fuck Ableton Live Lite. Tempo changes are such a cluster fuck on that piece of shit. Tempo changes on GarageBand are nice and simple. I love how thin this laptop is. I don't know if Windows laptops come this thin and yet wide too, but at the time I purchased this I'm pretty damn sure they didn't. I love how typing accented letters like in niño and touché are so easy now. The only way I new how to do that on my windows computer was to open up fucking Word, pick what menu to get to special symbols and comb through them to get to what I want, select it, copy it, go back to whatever forum I was on and paste it. One thing that was really hard to get used to at first was when a desktop icon is selected, and you press the enter key, it doesn't open the file / application, but rather it enables you to rename the file. That drove me fucking crazy because the whole time I was a windows user I liked to navigate folders / files by using the arrow and enter keys. But the trade off that renaming them is easier now, I don't have to right click and select a menu item, or get the right cadence of that double click where it's not too fast to open the file and not to slow as to register as two separate single clicks. And because of the weird fucking names people give files they upload to the Internet, quickly and easily changing file names is a great trade off for having to double click an icon to open it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be fair though, I have like zero experience in Windows 10, so for all I know some of these features that were once Mac exclusive maybe true with Windows too, I don't know.

Virtual Mr. Potato Head?

Well, Big Mac is garbage, sure. But what about: