Doom Metal Alchemist

He always denies the shit out of it though. Even well after he put a stop to his ramen noodle schtick.

I can't believe nabs nominated someone and it wasn't scoob.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about gym class in school and was getting ready to say, "despite every single TV show I've ever seen in my entire life that's depicted gym class, I've never even once had to climb a rope."

Do you know what state I happen to be in? Not that I'm so full of myself that I expect everyone on this board to know where I live, but I have not made this a secret at all.

If you're a complete stranger and assume and ask if I have drugs for you to buy you have lost the right to have me talk to you like a human being. I mean, I still would, just because I like to avoid confrontation. And who knows how violent a homeless drug addict might get.

Goddamn, just call me Mars, because I need women and guitars (hehe, that's pretty song-like).

I had a thought about this line of memes.... what if you are eating lunch at work and some food "goes down the wrong pipe" and you go into a huge uncontrollable coughing fit as a result? Can you squeeze out enough breath between coughs to explain your food just went down your windpipe instead of your esophagus before everyone starts freaking the fuck out?

The bottom caption would work a lot better with sitting down, taking a shit, then realizing there's no toilet paper.

Fuck dude, he could say he was whooping Mike Tyson's ass so bad, Tyson had to resort to ear-biting again.

Holy hell, man! I accidentally summersaulted down the stairs as a kid, but neither of my ears were nearly torn off in the process. Are these outside stairs like between two floors of an apartment complex? Because that would make sense. Is your hearing any worse off? If it is, is it supposed to be permanent?

Tom Sutton, ex-Church of Misery guitarist. I can't think of a whole lot of Toms that are relevant to my interests.

I'm trying to figure out why you think he referenced the wrong film, my best guess is you forgot Kyle Reese says it in the first one.

I’m not in Bakersfield

I'm really only familiar with Battletoads In Battlemaniacs on the SNES, and the first two levels are actually fairly easy (but definitely fun). Then comes the Turbo Tunnel, and "fuck this fucking game."

Oh god, I don't even like the original. I'm not by any means a Nickelback fan, but the cover has the potential to be better just by nature of (probably) not having stupid 80s synthesizers all over it. Though for all I know they could've wanted to be faithful to the original and put the synths in anyway.

I know Five Finger Death Punch covered Bad Company, I'm not aware of Nickelback covering them.

Of all the stupid shit jez could lie about and the stupid shit she could go through to try and "prove" it... 😆

Quintessential shitty 80s keyboard based pop song.

This is a suggestion for Musket: Since you currently are referencing 50s rock and roll, how about HunkaHunkaBurninJizz?

What is it?

Oh fuck, I forgot one: Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy I'm sure someone's going to make me explain myself for this one since I seem to be the only one in the history of time to not love this song. Well, the entire band seems so fucking bored themselves while recording it they sound like they are really struggling not to fall asleep during the recording.

I HATE the singer's voice.

The best candidates I can think of right now are... Korn - Twist Blink 182 - All the Small Things Papa Roach - Broken Home The Deftones - Bored

With lasers on their frickin heads.

Because we'd rather not be told outright, "Stop talking, you're boring me."