Doom Metal Alchemist

I'm so confused.... if it was stolen BEFORE you started storing vintage games in your truck.... does that mean you got another one and stored it in your truck? And if so, why would you have to tell me about it being stolen?

Fuck you and your god awful fan fiction.

Fuck Sesshomaru, like you said, they hate each other, and since he has no other family, he should be with Kagome and her family. Also Sesshomaru has Jaken and Rin to share the holidays with.

You ever heard of Beano? My dad takes it literally any time he eats chilli.

What's wrong with Inuyasha and the person above him? And Inuyasha isn't with Kagome's family? WTF kinda of bf is he? For shame. He sleeps alone tonight. But is that Kaguya's little sister I see? I can't remember her name. I'm not even sure if Kaguya is the right name of who I am thinking of. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!

I could've sworn I kept pestering you to bust it out and you said you can't because it melted in the trunk.

Ignoring everything I struck out, but I can definitely relate to corn on the cob being superior to off the cob. I'm assuming the reason is any time I have it off the cob is it's frozen while the on-the-cob corn isn't.

No mention of the claws? Come on.

I upvoted it because I relate to it. You're not the only 30+ year old virgin around here, you know.

You deserve to get your retro consoles stolen after you let your NES melt in the car trunk.

How long can you keep canned goods stored in the freezer anyway?

Good job man! I loathe job interviews. If you have no beef working retail (it seems a lot of retail workers really hate working in that industry) sounds like you got a good gig.

I didn't say you had to cover it, I just wanted an ACTUAL reason why you didn't want to, and you gave one good reason, and one of the worst reasons anyone has ever given anything, ever.

*blink* *blink* Did I read what I just thought I read? You said this is a HOLIDAY episode, and the first thing you listed you're reviewing is SANTA conquers the Martians, and you won't do the Star Was holiday special because not everyone celebrates Christmas? Are you fucking high? Secondly, everybody loves harshly negative reviews, why do you think AVGN was such a hit back in the day? If you don't want to review it because you don't want to spend a lot of time and effort trashing it, fine, but don't give me that bullshit that a Christmas themed holiday special isn't appropriate for a holiday themed episode featuring something about goddamn Santa Claus. Jesus Fuck.

Wrong numbers ("Hey I miss you bro" along with selfie of someone who I've never seen... Like with Vamped this person was very persistent despite my continuing to ignore them so eventually I just had to respond "you got the wrong number") Porn / dating spam ("My pussy's wet, join me on cam!") I'd have to think hard for a really odd text from someone I actually know. VERY fortunately my friends seem to not text me when they're drunk or high.

Fair enough. That did not in the slightest bit answer my question.

I think they're usually referred to as "haoles"

Since when is It's a Wonderful Life sci-fi? Also, if this is a HOLIDAY episode, and you're analyzing STAR WARS.... Why don't you do the Star Wars holiday special?

There's plenty of disabled college students. Wheelchair, crutches, whatever.

Isn't there a possibility he can be saved by a liver transplant?

I guess in response to this is as good a place as any to post this.... As I was coming home early from work about 12:30 this morning, on the freeway I noticed a pickup truck with a trailer with all the tail lights burnt out. I was lucky I saw him when I did so I had plenty of time to merge into the next lane. When I was passing him it looked like his headlights were on but just barely, they were so dim. This guys needs to stay the fuck off the road (especially the goddamn freeway) at night until he replaces those fucking lights. I wonder if his emergency flashers were burnt out too.

Pizza. Birthday Cake Remix ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery. Mountain Dew.

Happy birthday helps and viperxmns!

13 year old girl from Bob’s Burgers. She has a ‘thing’ for zombies.