Doom Metal Alchemist

That's not a hairstyle you see a man rock every day. Even us longhairs.

It's like that American Dad episode where Roger and Steve try to write 'modern' porn for that one guy. Instead of the pizza guy, he's the Door Dash guy.

I could've sworn your reg date was 2004.

C'mon man, you know that Friends money bought them a whole lotta toys, electronics, luxury cars, private schooling, and elite college educations.

Stole this from my dad:

The difference between the rich and the "normies" and/or the poor is not that the rich don't eat fast food; it's that the rich don't have to order from the dollar menu.

What the FBI agent doesn't know is that Billy meant to type "the rapists near me" but he missed the spacebar.

I wish it was signed "Sal Ted Balls."

What popular comedian is really a hack?

Only if they ask you to.

Eh, disagree. Even though I haven't seen what Mark Maron looks like in a long time, and my memory of him is when he still had longish hair, you still don't look like Mark Maron if I chop his hair off in my mind. But a pic of you doing stand-up is always welcome. There where was a point in my life I kinda wanted to do stand-up... but I'm not funny.

"Treat others as you wish to be treated."

He should try learning Dhalsim's yoga techniques.

Dinner with parents.

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

.....Did you think And was his middle name?

I like the 42 foot TV myself.

Eat some more pills, pillhead. Anyway, that's a cool drawing.

Check the "edited" time stamp.

You never listen to the presidents of the United States of America? Not even Peaches????

@Raptorpat @katt_goddess Time to reinstate the perma.

This mofo's an 80s executive.

Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end.

Step 1: Went on reality show about singing. Placed 4th. Step 2: Work really hard and make a career out of singing. Step 3: Go on another reality show about singing (or is it the same show but his second appearance?). Placed 2nd.

Is he amazing in Let's Make a Deal?