Jump to content
UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

SwimLegend
  • Posts

    19022
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    10

Everything posted by Doom Metal Alchemist

  1. And the only prescription is more Cau thread.
  2. I'd just rather wear a t-shirt and shorts/slacks.
  3. I could've SWORN when I was researching it when I was eligible I found a place giving the J&J which I wanted, so I schedule it, and when I go, SURPRISE, it's moderna. Oh well. Good enough.
  4. "Jimmys Johns" "Yous gots Davids Coppersfields in theres?????"
  5. My mom has four grandchildren between two of my brothers, I think I'm off the hook.
  6. I identify with this way too much. At least I'm not alone, apparently.
  7. Happy birthday, guys! 🎂🎂
  8. Well first off, I'm not interested in killing any strippers or anyone else for that matter. I guess I would look in the local obituaries to see who recently died and go grave robbing.
  9. ....and rubber duckies and bowling pins?
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metronome
  11. Bumble is actually what I plan to go to first, I'm more wondering for hook-up apps in general. If Bumble is more about actual dating than hook-ups, all the better.
  12. Happy birthday!
  13. The reason I ask is because I still live with my parents so if they'd rather come to my place..... that ain't gonna work as per my mom's practically puritanical beliefs about sex.
  14. Is that like a Colombian necktie?
  15. I can't tell if you're saying you don't get it, or if you're saying you get it but non-humorous memes are not welcome here.
  16. I didn't find this one to be particularly funny, but I do think it's clever:
  17. Hey, here's a question anyone's free to answer: On the whole, are Tinder girls more interested in boning at their place or your place?
  18. Every time I post a spoiler I feel the need to change each one to black since the default color is unreadable against the white background.
×
×
  • Create New...