Doom Metal Alchemist

I wonder if geocities and angelfire are still around.

YOU SEE BUDDY? YOU SEE?

Benji is not even close to the first person I heard the "oral fixation" explanation from. Also these ideas I'm just spit balling and literally asking you guys to tell me I'm stupid.

No lie, I eat ice cream like three days a week every week.

Ah.

Some people do chew on pens/pencils as some kind of habit. If part of the appeal of smoking is the oral fixation (as benji said), trading one dumb vice that will probably kill you for another dumb vice that.... I have no idea if it can kill you.

Fair enough. The only "genre" I care about that gets radio play is classic rock. But so many decades of THE SAME GOD DAMN 1-3 SONGS OF THE SAME GODDAMN BANDS WITH THE ADDED NEWER BANDS THAT I HATE FROM MY TEEN YEARS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY got reaaaaaaal old. I couldn't take it anymore, lol. If you got wider genre/decade preferences I could see radio not getting irritating yet.

Ah. That makes sense. Although, unless you felt like you were on the verge of puking or fainting, I would've put my ice cream in the freezer before lying down.

Here's another idea that might also be way too stupid to be viable: Take up chewing a pen instead. Yeah, that's also a pretty bad habit, but is it as bad as smoking/vaping?

I mean I guess.... If you use spotify you could probably make yourself a long ass playlist to shuffle through while driving and you wouldn't have to touch anything. But I'm too lazy to make playlists, so maybe you are too. I don't even use spotify, I burn my CDs to iTunes then put them on my iPhone. I might just put on an album or shuffle my whole collection.

How the fuck sleep deprived do you have to be to fall asleep with ice cream out ready to eat and you just conk out and let it melt?

There's gotta be a relevant clip from Bender.

There's no need anyway, benji perfectly explained why it's dumb. Even taking away the oral fixation part.

Sometimes it's like musket is a bot. Honestly I prefer this kind of bot-like posting to unending unlabeled graphs.

Also, I love that quote from the Truth commercials about vaping: "That's metal.... in your lungs!" Because with that pause, that sounds like something you'd exclaim while holding your hand like this: \m/

This is exactly what I needed. I knew my idea was stupid.

Fair enough at this, but the analogy comparing crack and coffee was asinine. What makes cigarettes addicting is the nicotine. There is nicotine in nicotine gum and nicotine patches (obviously). There is no cocaine in coffee. Unless you want to mix some in yourself, I guess.

If someone is addicted to cigarettes and has tried and failed quitting.... why not get addicted to nicotine patches or gum instead? You get all the nicotine you crave without all that other harmful shit in cigarette smoking.

Why wouldn't those places play like, Spotify playlists?

What about bluetooth?

That is true.... I think most of the non-big dick dudes are either the female performer's S.O. or that particular studio's producer. So if a huge dick isn't a requirement to be a male pornstar.... what ARE the requirements?

Nipples can definitely be described as "puffy." Whether yours fit that description I don't know.

Isn't really the only requirement for a male pornstar is to have a huge dick? Doesn't ghosty supposedly fit that requirement?

Happy birthday!