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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know, who was the last person to perve yours?
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ghostrek is old hat, whatever this clusterfuck we have going on now is what's happening.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    WHY DOES IT HAVE A BAND-AID?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Who am I to deny them their identity?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    No, no no no no..... its the outfit that makes it french, they don't have to be french in literally any other way. They can be Swiss and speak Greek, it doesn't matter.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    No, they don't have to be french. Once they dawn the outfit, they BECOME French!
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You should have him grill you some steak instead.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yes, that's what makes them a french maid.... nationality be damned.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why? So he can cook you some burgers on the stove?
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nah, I got a french maid lined up for that.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, I'll shake it a lot more than that.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How do you get it out? Cut the top of the jug off? Or is it really runny enough to pour out like a liquid?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Cinnamon Toast Fuck works too.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Boob Berry.....?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fucking Charms.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Mount Chocula.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I think that would work better with Fozzy Bear.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea_officinalis
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ackshually.... what we traditionally call marshmallows aren't even ACTUAL marshmallows.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    So true, lol.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Very informative.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Sesame Street died on that day. If they wanted to influence kids to have better eating habits, they should've just created a new muppet called Veggie Monster and left Cookie Monster alone.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fucking EU.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Probably, but you must run into this message constantly: Your post reads like you don't know what I'm talking about but you can't possibly not know what I'm talking about.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why, once upon a time, was everyone so up in arms about Internet cookies again? It's getting old every time I click on a site THIS SITE USES COOKIES. I AGREE.
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