Doom Metal Alchemist

I got a Pinto I can sell you for only $10,000.... it's so low because I need it gone NOW.

Even after you pointed out that your slipper is covered in cats I had to hella zoom in to actually notice they were indeed cats.

Now this has me wondering if there are any other wacky looking cartoon characters that could pass for a mad scientist's experiment. The Brain Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

If he noticed that I think he might be the next dudeco.

Harsh.

Does mthor not count as a lady?

*psst*

Hey, you don't know how many gmilfs he's hit on. 😝

I dig the hair.

Sure.

THIS DEAL..... is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.

Who remembers Bill Deautrive almost attempting suicide by drinking his comb cleaner chemical jar but Hank wrestles it away from him?

Do enough people know that 696 is really the number of the beast?

Hey, I thank reacted him because he gave me (what one can only assume to be) the correct answer and I did not dispute it further. I didn't even ask the source, I just made the comment that I don't know what it's from and he posted a link, which I didn't expect him to do.

Thank you, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut..... I don't know if that means it was already in use because of the original author's version of the song, or if it was in use before that too.

Also to this day I have no freaking idea where that phrase even came from.

My grandma LOVED saying that with me.

WTF happened to his mustache?

Any metal fans in this thread?

Huh..... the only Rammstein song I can recall is Du Hast and he doesn't sound anything remotely like Rob Zombie in that song.

Wait, where does Rammstein fit in with this thread?

y u no lik dio?

Good pick, though I disagree with no one will be better than him part. Hetfield's vocals from 1984 - 1991 were ace, but for my money no one will ever be better than Ronnie James Dio.

How in god's name is THIS the glory days of AS's April Fool's Pranks? Remember the mustache's in the anime? Remember the fart sounds in the anime? Remember the hyping of showing the whole ATHF:FMT movie in full, starting it normally, then after a few minutes, shoving it into a small corner of the screen to run completely and on mute while the regularly scheduled programming played on top of it?

White Zombie's Astro-Creep 2000 was the very first metal album I ever owned. I thought it was pretty damn good at the time. Other than More Human Than Human, I remember loving Electric Head Part 1. I don't really remember anything else other than the song title (not the song itself) "Grease Paint and Monkey Brains" as it is just extremely memorable and at the time to me completely non-sensical, but supposed actually making fun of black metal, which makes sense. Anyway, when Rob moved away from White Zombie and went solo, I still really liked his voice, but the music surrounding it bored the shit out of me. Since scoob seems to hate Rob's vocals, I am wondering who he considers to be good metal vocalists.