katt_goddess

Children are just the sperm you decided to keep.

The beast already sent me pictures and offered me a free one.

I can absolutely assure you that there is nothing in my search history that would lead to a multi-speed prostate plunger. >.< I think I've seen that guy's art at Dragon Con. It looks super familiar but not in an 'I own some of that' sort of way so it's probably something I lingered over while trying to find last minute gifts. Sort of looks like Poopbird's work.

Happy Birthbutt, Buddy!

Taylor Swift is going to look like current Madonna in a couple of decades, max.

Yeah but that doesn't mean they didn't accidentally blow the over lovin' shit out of things.

Meanwhile, I get the most horrible things suggested to me by Amazon.

Yep, because everyone knows that once that day is over, there's no more dictator anymore, right. Day Two becomes Great Leader, President-for-Life, or King.

Pretty sure you can get the same education by watching 'Mythbusters' and 'Jackass' blow stuff up.

Will any of those on the court who have received bribes from mega-republican donors and/or have anyone personally under scrutiny for being PART of Jan 6th and/or were put on the court by said Orange Lard recuse themselves? Because in all honesty, unless that happens the only acceptable answer to that case is that yes, those that actively participated in Jan 6th are 100% to be held to account for their actions that day that were done purely to obstruct an official governmental proceeding. If someone speaking out of turn at a city hall meeting can be hauled away in cuffs, someone busting through glass doors with a mob chanting about hanging the VP and rampaging through the place smearing feces on the walls and tearing out the panic buttons in any female Democrat's office they could break down the door to get into should absolutely be hauled away and dropped in a hole. Any other answer will be suspect.

Counterpoint - everything he touches bursts into flames either figuratively or literally. AI bots might hold off until they can figure out exactly how his stuper-power works before dropping something on him.

So as to not derail this thread completely, here is a clip from that episode this topic reminded me of. Spoilered because there is medical gore during the extraction in the warehouse. The end of the clip thankfully doesn't include all the things that occurred after but illustrates my whole trigger warning thing which covers all the things.

Try 'lady-hole'. Or 'crotch-garden'. If they want to be dumb with the filter, be dumb back. I swear some of those reply filters do not take into account in the slightest that what you are trying to talk about is EXACTLY what's in the article in the first place.

I was bored one day and the only thing on worth checking out was a '9-1-1' marathon on USA. Turned out to be highly addictive but I only catch it when its in marathon mode on either USA or WE tv. Major trigger warnings though. While there are the lighter things like the revenge seeking piss-bot, there are also things dealing with suicide, domestic violence, and basically any horrible thing you can think of that someone might do to someone else or have happen to them.

Whenever one of these reports pops up, I'm reminded of the episode of '9-1-1' where the warehouse worker needed to use the bathroom badly, the supervisor had locked the bathroom doors due to 'excessive use by employees', so the dude ends up pissing on one of the warehouse autobots. The bot short-circuits and starts stalking the guy around the warehouse due to his badge being the last thing the bot scanned and then the bot runs the guy over and parks on him. The paramedics laid into the supervisor for locking up the restroom and refusing employees the ability to access the squatter.

[ since mthor already got it... ] A fart in a crowded elevator.

Fund it.

Thank you one and thank you all. I spent last night prying my new blanket away from the kitten [ who has decided that the new warm fuzzy blanket is absolutely hers despite also having a heat pad ] and the bulk of today slowly filling a to-go bag from my Caribou breakfast full of used tissues [ I think my brain is melting through my sinuses ] and ignoring my cell phone [ some numbnut gave my mom my cell number which she wasn't supposed to have ]. Also, Slut Dragon. Not to be confused with Hot Dolphin or Brick Frog Frog Bricks. <.< >.>

Randy Weber's idea of defending our nation's territorial integrity is to start peeing on all the things. And then blame the smell on any democrat in the area. You'd think he'd be more worried about his campaign-finance violations.

Say that you've attempted to stick your dick in a Furbe without actually saying those exact words...

Yeah, 'public'. The only ones that he'll count are the bots that vote for his crap and he'll kill the poll once any real people still left who think he's an ass start voting.

A can of sliced peaches in juice and Dayquil. I'm dealing with the flu and everything makes me want to barf.

I work in retail so every day during this time of year is a new attempt to develop the type of powers that cause stupid peoples' heads to explode. Preferably in the parking lot so I don't also have to clean anything.

Hey! I've officially had my yearly quart of nogs.

Someone doodled on a $20 and spent it. Which means I got to see it while working out the daily deposit. I realized that Andrew Jackson looks like Herman Munster. I can't get that out of my head now. And Thomas Jefferson [ the $2 bill ] looks like a young Jeb Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies sans hat.