katt_goddess

You could refer to them as pee hole dandruff. Perhot’ podzalupnaya. Milk sucker might get past the censors too [ molokosos ]. Or if you just don't care and want to see who cries the hardest - shestiorka [ prison bitch ]. But if Tsar has any suggestions, I bow to his more current potential insults. I haven't done Russian in almost 40 years now. I'm rustier than the Titanic.

Travis is a white dude that plays footballs.

Says the guy that totally pays all his bills all the time. Just ask any lawyer that's worked for him. And any venue that's hosted one of his ego rallies. And anyone that's won a lawsuit against him. And basically anyone that's ever been his partner in any business venture that went tits up.

If everything you do is 'the greatest thing ever', you lose your ability to actually fix the stupid in your projects. Always treat your projects like children - there's going to be a favorite and the rest need to be mocked mercilessly to improve.

Not an asshole because if you aren't feeling like being around people, being around people would likely MAKE you sick anyway. Plus, if you aren't in the mood to deal with the public, you'd just pull their fun down the toilet anyway. * * My feet hurt so much, I've been on them for too long this week and now everything is swollen and ouchie.

Kavanaugh can gargle a whole bag of dicks. By his logic, there should be no more elections allowed because there are always going to be people who voted for someone who didn't win. If you want to 'think about democracy', how about ensuring that temper tantrum throwing children can't return to office after throwing a temper tantrum that included a gallows, breaking and entering, trashing of a Capital building [ complete with feces smearing because that's totally how adults behave ], and chants that would get you a visit from the Secret Service if you posted them online.

And not to be that person but Taylor Swift is American. If she decided to eat popcorn with chopsticks* in public, there'd be people on every continent doing the same thing the next day. *it keeps your fingers from getting the greasies when you are screwing around on the internets... I mean wut? <.< >.>

Because they were stupid enough to back his lies in the first place and did so at the top of their lungs for so long that now they don't have a choice. It's either continue to be a complete asshole or eat crow and they sold their dentures for red trucker hats ages ago.

I'd love to hear that the moron that gave Kyle Rittenhouse a chance to use 'a really cool looking gun' pissed himself to death with this verdict. But I'm more likely to get an NRA scare-spam in my inbox about how the LiBeRaL cOuRtS are comin' for mah guns again.

Dealing with a hospital that suddenly can't seem to find my insurance info [ when they managed to find it just fine last month ] and an insurance that isn't that great but it's all I have has given me new insight into why people just shave their heads while laughing manically. I still have my hair but damnit, I might shave my damn legs.

Honestly sounds like the real problem is the time limit. People cramming 'nanners down their throat and then power chugging pop? Big surprise when you can't belch out the gas without the mushed 'nanners following. Damn kids these days. Get off my lawn.

I wasn't really feeling like food but knew I needed to eat something today. Ended up eating an entire packet of mashed potatoes. Now I'm burping up fake cheese-n-bacon molecules and hating life.

And I thought those blu-tooth wireless phones made you appear like a crazy person talking to yourself. Now you have people in goggles trying to catching little imaginary bugs out of the air while their busted Mad Max cosplay truck looks for victims.

Trust me, dude. You are NOT alone in this. I sometimes think that doctors half-ass things when they don't feel like dealing with the actual work that would go into finding out what is going on and fixing it.

I guess yet another lawyer isn't getting paid. At this rate, he'll be lucky if Joe the Legal Weasel will be willing to pitch in.

ITN : Florida judge appointed by the Orange Lard [ and who prior to that huffed the taint of a someone who happily made millions in Medicare fraud ] has no problem with discrimination as long as you discriminate against the right people votes to continue to 'punish' anyone that doesn't hate the right people.

I swear there's a fishing game in every Zelda game if you look hard enough.

Ents take way too long to do stuff sometimes.

Can't we just experiment on politicians instead?

Gods damnit. >.<

No lawyer that plans on getting paid should be willing to represent him. Lawyer Gaming Sticker is going to be selling her bathwater online in order to pay her bills from this soon.

Dude, I know exactly what you are talking about because I'm so old I usually have the news playing on the hotel tv during the day when I'm in Atlanta. Commercial 1: Vote for me, I don't eat babies like my opponent does. Commercial 2: I'm running for political office and my opponent actually does eat babies while claiming I eat babies. Commercial 3: I only eat free-range babies that choose to be eaten which is why a vote for me is a vote for freedom and personal choices! News - A baby was nibbled on in Piedmont today...

Nah, 'cuz Anime is teh s uck' made people think they hated anime but most of those Inmates had anime collections that would make otakus blush with shame. Except maybe Max. Anything he collects may or may not get you on a list somewhere. The 1.31 incident was caused by non-fans not knowing what a Mooninite was and thinking a lite-brite version of one flipping the bird was some anarchist bomb waiting to go off. No one ever thought otherwise.

It's so gerrymandered around here that it very literally feels like it takes 10 D votes to equal a single R vote and even then, they try to figure out a reason for why those D votes aren't legitimate. They did the whole checking for election fraud thing, found that there was no fraud, but still complained bitterly that there had to be something wrong because the state isn't RED-RED anymore, it's rapidly turning light pink. My dream is that the entire state turn a blazing purple. Let the voters be so aware of things that they don't vote party, they vote only person and you have to earn that vote or we'll punt you next cycle.

North Dakota doesn't count. Buttgum isn't re-running so he doesn't really care what kind of stupid shit he says or does as long as it can be seen as kissing Drumpf's micro-penis base's butt because he really thinks he's going to be hanging out in the WH next year. Mercenary-loving racist and perpetual liar Armstrong is now going to be running for governor while 'I'm a republican! until you won't give me what I want, then I'm an independent! until I can run again as a republican' Becker is aiming for House. So frickin' hoping that the non-idiots get it together long enough to absolutely smack these clowns out of the water. It's an uphill battle because pretty much the entire elected body of ND is GOP. 3 idiots in the middle of nowhere voting 'R' have more weight than entire city sections that vote 'D'.