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Not only did he not talk to anyone in the family, he and everyone else that kisses his ass completely skip over the part where it wasn't random at all - he was her boyfriend which makes this a domestic violence situation and not remotely an 'illegal immigrant' situation. But claiming to want to crack down on that kind of violence would hurt the fee-fees of all the beer-bellies in wife beaters that he's counting on to either vote for him or shoot anyone that tries to vote [ depending on the state in question ].

Shaving is so meh. I just use sandpaper on my legs now. Don't make me post an ingrown hair removal video. I have no idea how anyone can have an entire head of hair seemingly wedged into a single pore. I rarely get them and if one does happen for whatever reason, I just pop it and go about the rest of my day.

Most of my non-eyebrow facial hair falls off. I buzz off the sideburns if I'm going to be wearing a wig for anything though.

Any country that has the proven ability to shoot missiles out of the air without fail can not turn around and claim that they accidentally blew up anything.

Dumpster is suing the co-buttholes of his FartSocial to try to steal all the possible funds that it might make because baby isn't happy unless baby has all the dollars. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/trump-sues-co-founders-of-truth-social-media-company-over-shares

I feel I should point out that North Dakota is far closer to 'pink' than 'red' and has been trending that way for awhile. Our problem is the areas are set up so sucky that 3 ancient farmers living in the middle of nowhere that always vote republican count more than entire urban areas that vote democrat. We have politicians that are so entrenched in their areas that even if they were voted out, they'd challenge it for the next 10 years and stay in office in the meantime.

Everything has a Portuguese dub. EVERYTHING! The non-mustached/mostly English version of the Metalocalypse movie will be airing this Friday night at midnight Williams Street time/11p Central.

I feel the need to admit that occasionally I'm one of those that leans on the cart while shopping. However, I don't waddle the center of the aisle or attempt to aisle-camp for absolutely no known reason. I'm there to get my crap and leave but I'm stubborn and some days it hurts to walk more than others so the cart is my cane. Deliberate slow-asses piss me off too. Its a store - show up with a list and a plan and stick with it. And double f-u to those human blood clots that feel the need to clump up and have long drawn out conversations in the middle of an aisle so no one can get around them at all. Go stand in the parking lot if you have to catch up on everyone's latest bowel movements and grand kids.

Yeah...totally unaware of things...

To be fair, as a dictator the entire Constitution would be scrapped because it uses big words that hurt little brain. And that would include the ever-thumped 2nd because name one dictator that allows the commoners to have guns, especially the military-grade ones the current crop of ammosexuals have to have or their wangs will fall off.

Anyone who didn't think bot-farms wouldn't pay $11 to have their garbage at the top of every possible page is either a moron or is under the age of one. Further, bots are the biggest part of Melon Husk's fanbase. He's never getting rid of those no matter what else he might say about things.

This one has boobs instead of moobs.

You need a full face mask. Kinda sarcastic, kinda not. We actually have someone who works in fabrics that wears a full respirator type face mask because she claims she's allergic to everything and fabrics is right next to all the stinky candles and right around the corner from the stinky dried naturals.

Yeah but how many humpback whales is it?

Ah yes, the whole exposing your taint to the sunlight for all the health benefits. I'm surprised he didn't just ask taint-worshipper Pucker Failson to be VP if that's his idea of the bestest face for a running mate.

Its worse because there wasn't really any 'winter' to tamp things down so it's hit full tilt early on and there's no moisture to help keep it from flying around. I'd say try local honey but I don't think that helps with tree sperms.

Here's the advice - if you have a choice between payments and lump, go with the payments. That way if you do something stupid with the first payment, you have the opportunity to dig yourself back out of that hole. That's where a lot of people that aren't used to having money go wrong, they suddenly think they can own all the things but forget that money is still a finite resource even if its changed dramatically for the better for you. Payments force you to pace your stupid. And get the taxes dealt with immediately. Unless you are planning to perpetually run for office while bragging about how yuge your wallet is, skipping out on the taxes will bite you in the ass sooner rather than later.

In 1984 I was challenging the eyeballs of anyone and everyone with whatever clashing colored clothes I could find because screw your eyes.

The more able you are to buy your way out of trouble, the more likely you are to think trouble doesn't actually apply to you anyway. And its the rich people addicted to the spotlight that tend to be the worst offenders because they'll do anything they want even if they know its going to net them trouble because trouble doesn't apply. I'd still work but I have warned I may or may not wear a tiara and have a Mr. Bigglesworth in my office. What would they do, fire me? Other than that, I wouldn't exactly advertise because I'd have relatives I didn't even know existed pouring out of the cracks. Most would go into the bank, retirement accounts, potentially surprise college funds for the littles if I can set things up in such a way that they won't get smoked on the taxes. My ideas of living big consist of going to the bookstore and getting materials for the swags I give away.

I promise not to be a sex trafficking scumbag when I win the lotto. Eccentric weirdo, definitely. Scumbag, nope. When this popped up on my feed my first thought was 'damn, someone hates Ye getting all the stupid headlines lately. Just had to one up that mess, huh.'

I just really want to see it turned into another Al Capone's vault special first. Except this time, they might actually find something other than an old hole full of sand.

Trumplicans need to keep that fundi-evangelical vote happy along with the 'me-strong-blow-em-up' factions. Turning the entire middle east into a smoking hole in the ground does that for both sides - fundies think Jesus will fly down and give them all mansions if there's enough of a sacrifice and Michael Bay fetishists just want big explosions. And yes, withholding the next shipment should occur. Those shipping spaces would be better off filled with food, blankets, and medicines.

I just want them to seize his nearby golf course / cemetery. And then float the very obvious idea that they'll have to disinter the coffin from the premises to be reinterred in a proper site just to watch the panic ensue.

The US can refuse to continue to send weapons to Israel without supposedly running afoul of any promises to help Israel 'defend itself'. It's actually in the law - the US can refuse to help an Ally if said Ally is deliberately obstructing the delivery of humanitarian aide to an area in need. The continued constricting and obstruction of humanitarian aide to Palestinians meets that clause.

Yes. Yes they are.