katt_goddess

Always. I'm thinking about making coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

I don't have one of those. If I did, what insult would certain individuals use regarding me whenever they have a bad day?

For once, sponge answered honestly the fastest. Read his link. Think about it. Practice the magic words 'Hostile Work Environment' .

Your mother is a disrespectfully disagree.

Sponge is like the one red shirt that survives an away trip. We are never allowed to forget it.

Because the date in question [ aka today ] is a literal countdown. 4...3...2...1...

I hold packages for the apartment when the office is closed. They have permission to enter to retrieve if I'm not home but the office is when the tenant wants their package. ...I need this rug to put in front of the stool I place packages on in the hallway. And a camera for the reactions. 😈

I am the spaghetti

I think I_am_JacksSTD has a lawsuit on his hands. That appears to be a direct violation of his rights as the sole owner of Breast Caddies LLC.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/beverly-cleary-beloved-author-who-chronicled-schoolyard-scrapes-and-feisty-kids-dies-at-104/ar-BB1f0pM1?ocid=msedgntp I think I can be fairly certain that there isn't a single person on these boards today that hasn't heard of her or read at least one of her books. Cleary decided to write books when she realized that most books offered to kids like her weren't all that appealing - she actually called the kids in those books pansies because they usually had nannies and pony carts. So she started writing books about real kids who had real lives - like dealing with a dad that lost his job or annoying little sisters - along with stories about a mouse with a need for speed.

This is for Sawdy, not me. Think of the Sawdy. I'll even let you have my second best cat suit for your dancing debut... you're responsible for your own shoes and titty tassels though.

So that's a no then? Bachelor Party Deux sounds like it's going to suck.

Are you asking because you want to be the one to jump out of the cake this time? Go for it. Swing them tassels.

Unless you forgot the info, it still exists in the system as open and unmolested. You probably just logged off to use the remaining days before the wedding getting your back waxed.

I blame this particular season for the giant frickin' Chinese cookbook I picked up today. Not enough photos of dead fish with weird crap sticking out of them though.

Could be a lot worse. Could be that creepy dad gyrating away in front of his kid.

I must have spaced that. The first time I saw it was as a suggestion that loaded up after watching one of sawdy's links. And then I pretty much lost it through the entire thing. Especially the end. DOPPELGANGERS!

I made you a cake with a few things just laying around.

Shoes are for school. And working brakes are for pussies.

"Hello! Semi-big fan here, trying not to do the gush thing because I know how annoying that can be. I didn't really expect this to happen. I thought it was a bullshit comment on a message board after all." "Not a problem. I still like to hear from fans now and again, be a cheerleader for up-and-comers." "And I will take all the cheers. And the jeers! It means people are paying attention either way, right?" "Absolutely! Some times you just need to go with it. Even the bad can still work when you have a sense of humor about it all. I heard you are doing movie as well as stand-up. What was your most recent film, if you don't mind sharing?" "Well, I'm with a group that goes hiking in the woods and there are some hillbillies..."

One of these days, maybe, I'll need to introduce you to Ned Beatty. Just...maybe don't mention this film for potential reasons.