katt_goddess

I tend to liken student loans to dino herpes - you're stuck with them for a million years. Now people might actually get a chance to get dino herpes without the debt.

The Constitution says absolutely nothing about abortion. In fact, Benjamin Franklin included a recipe for inducing abortions in a book he published - 'The American Instructor or Young Man's Best Companion'. It was considered par for the course back then. It's amazing how often the same people so concerned about the 'integrity of our military' never served/actively found excuses to not serve when called.

Tesla Cyberbeer - we couldn't trademark Trucker Ditch Bombs but we can guarantee they look and taste the same.

Paid for OnlyFans or had their own account on OnlyFans?

Melon Husk says his lawsuit is going to be thermonuclear because everything he touches catches fire and blows up in a big mess.

Unpopular theory - one of those weekends might be a movie type weekend. Or one is the conclusion of AOT and the second is a marathon of AOT for anyone that missed the ending the first time and wants to just veg out for like 3 hours straight.

Jimmy Carter is going to live just slightly longer than Rosalynn. He'll hang on so she has someone she might remember for as long as she can remember.

I'm positive she's abusing the focus on her camera for manlette bucks.

A] The same people who think Drumpf can do no wrong no matter what will not see a mob breaking things and shitting on the walls even while watching the tapes showing a mob breaking things and shitting on the walls. They already saw what they want to believe from the cherry-picked special edition from Pucker, anything that doesn't continue to feed that delusion will be called fake news and AI. 2] The main reason given for not openly releasing all the things was the angles of the videos will show exactly where the cameras are located, even the ones that aren't 100% obvious. These are actual facts and not sarcastic 'reasonable responses'.

If they were capable of learning from their mistakes, they wouldn't keep doing them until the mistakes turn into felonies. They would have drummed out the dumb in the party the second the dumb started peeing on the walls and scooting their ass across the carpet even if it meant being the minority again because they'd be able to market that willingness to no longer tolerate extremist behaviors to the voters.

In my defense, I was the one that would have to go out into the great ick to berry pick on those years where it was decided we'd have real cranberries and not the jiggle-can berries. I was the only one that was able to walk across branches in the marshes without breaking them and falling in. All the spider webs. >.< And everyone was forced to eat them, it wasn't optional. Cranberries and sweet potatoes were the lutefisk of my childhood Thanksgivings.

Cranberries. Absolutely disgusting no matter how they show up. They are only good for one thing - a patio full of drunk birds because they'll eat those dang things and cranberries ferment without falling off the branch. Sweet potatoes can go rot too. Gross.

Silly rabbit, I think the idea is that you gain a soul from eating babies.

Well, it rated 3 sad crying faces on 'X' so I'd say something between Viper's crooked stick and one of those glow-in-the-dark earthworms found only in the deepest trenches of the ocean where the sun doesn't shine.

Didn't say they'd last long, just that they'd find something else to f up to make up for this one.

Doesn't matter since it wasn't his anyway.

Need to define what baby you mean. There are all sorts of babies out there. You could mean a baby blobfish for all we know.

McCarthy - compromises with Dems to get something done. magats - boot his ass! traitor to the great orange cause! Johnson - compromises with Dems to get something done. magats - he's new! we'll let him run around some more! there's bound to be something we can fuck up later to make up for this!

She'll claim it totally wasn't her, she left 5 minutes before it all started and that's when her doppelganger showed up.

The same people who lost their minds over mask mandates as being governmental overreach taking away the individual's right to make their own medical decisions should not be allowed to push laws that do absolutely exactly that. One is a 10-minute inconvenience during a trip to Wallyworld for snacks. The other is a life-altering/life-endangering event whether you consented or not. These are not the same.

Compromised nothing. I embrace my watching of Chinese cartoons, being weird and causing people to run if they see me smile.

It says that the ones most likely to be asked/have time to answer any sort of surveys are older lumps that are so absolutely entrenched in the 'Vote Republican because they are totally the same Republicans as Grandpa voted for!' mentality with a healthy sprinkling of those who want the world to burn and want to be the ones holding the match. You also have those that toss people feeling dissatisfied with Biden into the 'Voting for Orange is the New Orange' camp when that isn't what that means. Probably not quite what you are asking for but that's my take on it anyway. I don't care for polls because there's no way to ask everyone and expect to get actual long-term translatable answers.

Frickin' birds have been running their beaks non-stop since Tuesday. Nothing will shut them up. You little bastards are the reason I'm fine with going back to work in the morning - dealing with carens and their screeching spawn will seem like silence compared to the last few days.

Yeah, but is it really 'happy to see you' applause and not 'nice beerfart, asshat' applause?

Nobody likes a quitter. That spider is still out there somewhere.