katt_goddess

I have 5-6 projects for Con that need to be worked on and I can't get up a single lick of energy to do anything. -.-; Three are design heavy, there-is-no-four are design medium with manufacturing heavy. Meanwhile, I want ice cream and naps.

I absolutely lack the programming for any of this.

Damnit. I was going to do something horrible but realized that with my current sinuses, I sound less like one of those terrible 1-900 late night chicks and more like Blaire from Facts of Life with a head cold. Just know that once upon a time I would call [ as ] up in the middle of the night and leave idiot 1-900 messages on their voice mail.

I think a lot of places are like youtube - if you have a youtube account and you are 'old' enough for whatever pops up, you automatically get access to that video if you are on your usual device. The only time I ever see an age-restricted warning is when someone posts a youtube video here but if I click it, I get taken to youtube directly and can watch whatever it was no problem. My age is linked to this computer and that account and that's all it wants. This sounds like it wants you to practically register every time you try to access a particular site on their list of nopes regardless of whatever device you are using and will force a block to that access until you comply.

He never said he eats CLEAN ass, just ass. Ass chili with a side of sugar pills.

Angerfist should sue. He could probably bankrupt him for the cost of a postage stamp at this point.

And now we wait to see which politicians suddenly have tons of very urgent business just outside the Texas border.

I tend to attract random animals whether I want to or not. That included skunks as a child. Currently have two loud parakeets in the living room yelling at the back of my head, a cat that just murped about the window not being open and the hot-pad not being on in the bedroom, a flock of sparrows and wrens that have almost emptied the feeder outside [ and they will tap on the glass if its empty ], an actual red cardinal [ I honestly didn't think there were any in the area ], 3-4 grey squirrels pissed at me because they broke the last bird feeder so now I have one they can't reach no matter how hard they try [ they will also try tapping on the glass if I'm home ], a red squirrel that just likes to tap on the glass because everyone else seems to do it, and that Canadian geese couple are back and a little peeved that their usual nesting spot has been intentionally scrubbed up to try to keep them from nesting there [ it's in a bad spot but they love the area apparently ]. They seem to like me - she's willing to be seen on the nest if I'm around instead of ducking down to hide and he'll settle his neck back and low to show he won't attack. I also collect injured birds from the sidewalk at work and get them back on their feet. I've had sparrows fly back into my bag in front of managers because of that. I'm missing the bunnies though. Last year's sudden blizzard dump killed off like 90% of the baby bunnies that were just starting to get out and there's been no bounce back.

They'll be sharing an OnlyFans account as 'Bo-Bo & the Howler Monkey' hoping for that sweet sweet Santos money. Saddest OnlyFans since Rachel Dozezal asked Black Santa for a remote gynecological exam.

'You are what you eat' - old proverb somewhere 'I will eat ass' - Alex Jones, chili enthusiast.

I read every last comment in that article. I am dying over here.

I think the only time the bathroom door gets shut is if my little brother and his family stop by and one of them uses the squatter. If I try to close the door, I'll hear the doorknob start rattling because she can reach it and she will pull and dance on it until it turns and opens or I reach over and open it. She's going to be 15 so I don't want her straining herself too much. Thankfully she leaves me alone if its a nausea day and waits to see how I'm doing when I get back to bed instead.

The poor poor chauffeur.

I never lost the sense of taste but my sense of smell was gone for about a month or so. It messed with my synesthesia. When it came back, it was like I had to learn how to ignore smells all over again because everything seemed like too much for awhile. I swear I could smell the inside of my head. I think a former Co's wife is still dealing with lost senses but since I haven't heard from him in over a year that could have changed.

I honestly think that Pocket Mortys is one of those games that people play but don't really brag about. So basically the same adults that still play Pokemon Go religiously but don't always want to go anywhere. I think that if there were actual real enamel badges for Pocket Mortys, you'd probably see more of who might be playing them. I might try playing around with some at some point as one of my random swag items but currently meh on the project since I don't play it.

Why do I feel like I've just given my youtube recommendations herpes?

No, I knew they would get a new ad connected to whatever new episode was on. But that's literally the only time I ever saw those ads. When the boards existed, they would play ads for Robot Unicorn Attack ad nauseum on tv as well as whatever game was being played the most at the time. I even have a RUA shirt somewhere - I might wear it to work tomorrow if I can find it. And Pocket Mortys did get a lot of air time for the first couple of seasons they existed, now not even during re-runs of R&M. I guess my point is if you do nothing to draw attention to a product for newer audiences and you sort of just went out of your way to alienate the old audience, big surprise when things end up getting bulked killed off like this to appease the losers that think gutting the goose that lays golden eggs is a genius strategy.

Something worse? No toilet paper in the dispenser after the work has already begun. The only available stall being an active hazmat zone. Some stranger's toddler playing peek-a-boo under the door when you are going in for the wipe. Getting your foot tapped in a bathroom stall in the Twin Cities airport.

I'll take your word for it since I don't watch Drumpf rallies. Windmills kill whales. Let's get the John Deere people on it.

I honestly thought virtually all their games from the good ol' days had been flushed when the boards died. Other than Pocket Mortys, I haven't seen a single ad for any of their old games since the death of the boards. And I don't think even Pocket Mortys have been getting new ads lately. That snake game was fun.

Are we at least allowed to take solace that the IPs are being sold off and not being deleted from the worlds forever as a tax dodge?

Absolute bullshit. I'm an independent and Drumpf should absolutely NOT be allowed anywhere near the WH. He only sees it as a get-out-of-jail-free card to combat the many many trials and likely punishments finally rolling back on him and as a means to seek out revenge against anyone and everyone he's got an anger issue with. He has lawyers arguing that he should be able to assassinate political rivals if he wants to without charges if he's the president. He has pointblank said that he's going to be a dictator on Day One. He has pointblank said that he doesn't care for the Constitution and is more than willing to get rid of it because it hurts his fee-fees and if Congress was functional, the Constitution would keep him out of any office in the land. His entire presidency wasn't just 'marred' by Russian conspiracy theories, he was actively seeking out Putin whenever they were in the same area together, chased out all OUR people for those meetings [which is not acceptable for obvious reasons], and then went on to praise Putin and claim that whatever Putin told him was totally the truth and our own intelligence agencies were the liars. He's been actively quoting Hitler at his little power rallies. He refused to sign a pledge stating that he wouldn't overthrow the damn government if he doesn't win - the fact that that pledge needs to exist, and everyone knows about it should frickin' tell you something. 4 years of that asshat led to complete destruction of the types of regulations that keep people from dying because he didn't like regulations, complete destruction of existing trade agreements because he thought he could totally do better [ and then he got bored and everything was left to rot in the ground ], a massive drop on the world stage for the country, an increase in white supremist/hate group activities because 'they are very good people', 3 completely worthless SCOTUS members that lead to the overturning of Roe v Wade which in turn is allowing individual states to now charge women with felonies if they frickin' miscarry and want to allow bounties on anyone that leaves the shit-hole states to seek medical options in non-shit-hole states, a run-away pandemic that killed millions of Americans because he threw away the pandemic planner created under Obama [ black man bad! destroy all black man stuff! ] and refused to let actual doctors and scientists deal with things because F- in science needed the final say on everything [ inject bleach! eat fish tank cleaner! enjoy that animal dewormer, its the best! ], a post office that gets slower every day thanks to that shithead DeJoy whose sole reason for being put in that job was to slow mail-in ballots, a tax break that only went to the rich no matter what you tell yourself [ I paid more in those 4 years than literally every single GOP bigshot donor and I definitely don't shop for yachts ] , yet another government shutdown that he literally bragged about how he was responsible for it until he realized that people don't like shutdowns [ then he basically blamed the Dems because they made him do it...toddler ], and the National Debt growing 25% just from his greedy bullshit [ so much for party of fiscal responsibility - that only happens when the President is a Dem ]. The lens is not "Man who might drop dead at any moment" vs "Brash asshole" , it's guy who is in his 80's/potential future Presidential funeral vs Spiteful Menace absolutely hellbent on being Dictator-for-Life. Don't whitewash his shit. You aren't going to get anything good out of it.

Somewhere, out there, Elizabeth Hurley is buying burn cream and she doesn't even know why.

My mom looks like a combination of ancient troll and deflated jack-o-lantern. That's something you'd only watch if you lost a bet and you weren't allowed to just gouge your eyes out.

I am not going to encourage you to say...hypothetically...rip their head off and put it on a pike as a real life reminder to others out there that bad things happen to bad people. This is my official disclaimer that I totally never encouraged that.