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katt_goddess

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  1. No lawyer that plans on getting paid should be willing to represent him. Lawyer Gaming Sticker is going to be selling her bathwater online in order to pay her bills from this soon.
  2. Dude, I know exactly what you are talking about because I'm so old I usually have the news playing on the hotel tv during the day when I'm in Atlanta. Commercial 1: Vote for me, I don't eat babies like my opponent does. Commercial 2: I'm running for political office and my opponent actually does eat babies while claiming I eat babies. Commercial 3: I only eat free-range babies that choose to be eaten which is why a vote for me is a vote for freedom and personal choices! News - A baby was nibbled on in Piedmont today...
  3. Nah, 'cuz Anime is teh s uck' made people think they hated anime but most of those Inmates had anime collections that would make otakus blush with shame. Except maybe Max. Anything he collects may or may not get you on a list somewhere. The 1.31 incident was caused by non-fans not knowing what a Mooninite was and thinking a lite-brite version of one flipping the bird was some anarchist bomb waiting to go off. No one ever thought otherwise.
  4. It's so gerrymandered around here that it very literally feels like it takes 10 D votes to equal a single R vote and even then, they try to figure out a reason for why those D votes aren't legitimate. They did the whole checking for election fraud thing, found that there was no fraud, but still complained bitterly that there had to be something wrong because the state isn't RED-RED anymore, it's rapidly turning light pink. My dream is that the entire state turn a blazing purple. Let the voters be so aware of things that they don't vote party, they vote only person and you have to earn that vote or we'll punt you next cycle.
  5. North Dakota doesn't count. Buttgum isn't re-running so he doesn't really care what kind of stupid shit he says or does as long as it can be seen as kissing Drumpf's micro-penis base's butt because he really thinks he's going to be hanging out in the WH next year. Mercenary-loving racist and perpetual liar Armstrong is now going to be running for governor while 'I'm a republican! until you won't give me what I want, then I'm an independent! until I can run again as a republican' Becker is aiming for House. So frickin' hoping that the non-idiots get it together long enough to absolutely smack these clowns out of the water. It's an uphill battle because pretty much the entire elected body of ND is GOP. 3 idiots in the middle of nowhere voting 'R' have more weight than entire city sections that vote 'D'.
  6. His walking wallets are rapidly running out of money.
  7. I don't think a quick cut of a micro-second of an off-the-cuff rolling comment from someone who suffered from stuttering as a child from someone who once couldn't get enough of huffing Glenn Beck's taint counts as a 'gotcha' for anyone other than a true blunt skull.
  8. It's Melon Husk. Let us set him on fire! Come on!
  9. Asshole didn't believe in reading, books were a waste of time and were mostly good as background decor in a shelf so visitors would think you are smart. Mom read but mostly needle art books and magazines. Our books were usually jumble sale/auction sale rejects, what we could beg for at the occasional book fair or scholastic order form making every book precious. But yeah, you better believe I had a library card for the bookmobile by 5. The librarian would let me check out 40 books at a time. I could request anything and if they had it, I could get it. I don't recall ever getting in trouble for what I was reading, just that I was always reading. I even ended up working in the high school library during study hall because books. There's parental discretion and then there's this 'kill all the books' bullshit that douchcanoes like Libs of TikTok and bobblehead DeSantis tout. The only parental discretion they approve of is the one where the parents hate their kids if they are different and reading should only consist of a handful of books carefully approved of by white male 'christians' about white male 'christians' with a smattering of appropriately humble females that shoot new babies out of an orifice every 9 months on the dot. Your kid's brain isn't going to grow if the only books allowed can fit on a single shelf for the rest of their life.
  10. He would be on the hook because it's 'his' platform, his 'rules', and he is the one that gutted the employee pool that would normally have been able to respond to things immediately. It's his deliberate choices that have allowed things to turn into a smut-pit and until it physically costs him personally, he's going to continue to be fine with wallowing in the chaotic smut and fake everything he's actively encouraged. I'm not a fan of Swift per se [ 'Swifties' absolutely destroy the jewelry section at work every time that thing sneezes ] but I'm more than willing to cheer her on as she shoves Husk in a microwave to see if he tans.
  11. It's only applied to murder cases where it's proven that the individual planned to murder someone.
  12. If it makes you feel any better, he only got 3 votes more than a political call to action. I'm a bit sad that Kermit the Frog didn't make the cut. If you are going to waste a write-in, you should make it at least count for something.
  13. I don't have any spawns either but I'm 100% pro-literacy. I WANT the neighborhood ankle biters to be able to read whatever the hell they want. I give my nieces and nephews $50 gift certificates to B&N because they are going to be readers on their terms. And real parents should WANT their kids reading too. Raise your spawn so that they don't fear coming to you to ask questions about things they hear, see, and read because those nutjobs that want to ban books are not the role models your spawn need in their life and do not have anyone's best interests in mind other than their own.
  14. They also do a bang up job of blowing up children, hostages running for their lives, and their own men.
  15. If he sees nothing wrong with Texas 'defending' itself by continuing to be a bastard, then there's nothing wrong with the rest of the country defending itself from Abbott. As Abbott sees nothing wrong with basically kidnapping people at the border and illegally trafficking them to northern areas that are experiencing winter with little more than the clothes on their backs [ after taking whatever valuables they might have had with them when they crossed of course ], Abbott should be picked up and taken to the middle of nowhere in the middle of winter and left to fend for himself just like the immigrants. And he doesn't need that wheelchair either. If people can walk thousands of miles only for him to pitch them in the cold north in the middle of the night for political points, he can crawl a few miles in the cold until he finds someone who doesn't shoot on sight anyone that crosses into their yard.
  16. Large chunks of the people she attracts don't even have kids or are the type to blame others if their angel-bastard isn't the most specialist creature in the kindergarten. All that 'woke' stuff is the reason their kid eats sand after all and not because mommy and daddy are first cousins who think Drumpf is Jee-SUS.
  17. Every horse on the planet just got a sudden urge to have plastic surgery.
  18. The most iconic Doctor regardless of whether or not you are a super fan of the Classics or the New. And his insistence that any appearance of his in that role since 1981 would be for charity work not ego just makes it all even better. Merry birthday, Puddleglum.
  19. Honestly, don't those positions require that people prove they can actually READ before being allowed anywhere near a position of power regarding reading?
  20. Of course he would. If he can't be Main Despot, I'm sure he'll be vying for Vice Despot in the hopes of being that breath away from being Main Despot.
  21. If you want to fly for free, just tell them you'll sit by the emergency exit with an extra roll of duct tape.
  22. A couple of things to try - - take a photo of the item in question if it's got a real sentimental attachment going on but has no possible value in being kept, that way you have a physical memory of the thing without the thing and when you feel that yes, you can release it, you can choose to delete the photo. It's like a delayed release without the hoarding. If you don't want to delete the pic, that's fine too. - thank the item for it's service in your life. Yeah yeah, it's a Marie Kondo thing and I'm not a total fan of hers but the act of thanking it is a psychological thing - it tells your brain that you are fine with releasing that item so your brain stops going off about how you are missing that something for no real reason whatsoever. * * * I was told I need to try using a special wedge pillow to sleep on at night to try dealing with nausea so I got one. Now all my dreams consist of me trying to get some sleep or at least take a needed nap but no one will let me sleep because wedge pillows are the mortal enemies of the side sleeper, apparently.
  23. Pretty sure even Dollar Tree now carries the 'good' aluminum foil.
  24. Gifts suggestions for a few years down the road when the kid can really enjoy things - - tubs of cotton candy - pop - desktop drum set Bonus, all three on the same day is pure chef's kiss. I'm the FUN Aunt.
  25. Another TikTok Challenge for the Mentally Challenged. At least they aren't eating Tide Pods anymore.
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