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katt_goddess

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  1. He meant being a worthless sack of crap that continues to leave a lingering stench of spraytanned balls everywhere he goes.
  2. As long as the bloated bodies that eventually pour out don't have any fatal bullet holes in them, Hamas can and will claim that Israel killed them. Hostages are only bargaining chips when they aren't dead weight. Between hauling out a child and a bunch of guns-n-ammo, Hamas is going to go full NRA and save the guns.
  3. Sophistry.
  4. And who exactly says that Hamas will save the hostages? The hostages die from drowning, it wasn't Hamas that drown them after all and I can almost guarantee that that's exactly how they'll frame it.
  5. I peed on this thread.
  6. Republicans don't believe in letting anyone have a choice, do they? Not all Jews want to 'go back to the Homeland' but pretty damn sure they all would like to not have to worry about getting punched or shot on the street just for being Jewish.
  7. Any stitches he gets he'll just claim he got as a WW1 Flying Ace that had his Sopwith Camel shot down over France by none other than the Red Baron himself. Pepperonis and everything.
  8. There's always someone somewhere willing to pull the trigger if they think they are going to make money on it, no matter how stupid it is.
  9. Whatever product they are selling, they sold it. They shouldn't be able to try to redefine what exactly they sold after the fact and they can't repossess it just because they've decided to cheat on their taxes. This is seriously another reason why I prefer buying physical books and real DVDs/CDs/games on cartridge/disc.
  10. Now taking bets as to whether he'll be in a tie or a feather boa on the international security cameras. I do have to laugh that the guy who didn't know that anything he did could possibly be wrong suddenly knows all about ethics violations of others.
  11. If I purchase something, I own it. Pure and simple. Ripping it out of someone's digital library is no different than robbing someone's house physically.
  12. I think I have found my new favorite thing. There's a squidbilly across the street with a truck-boat-truck-sans-a-truck-and-boat that likes to roll coal later in the evening. I probably wouldn't even have to bend to get under that stupid thing.
  13. It's when you use funds for botox, fancy clothes, AND internet spankings. He might have gotten away with two of those but all three at once was just too much for all the other morally upright thieves.
  14. Oh darn, MAGAts aren't desirable and that hurts MAGAt fee-fees? I thought fee-fees were for snowflakes. Quick, someone trademark blow-up dolls with Drumpf's face on them, man-tits and all. Market them to sad little men that no one likes so they can have the partner they deserve.
  15. I've created a little monster. It's been cold and the colder it gets, the further up the bed the kitten wedges herself. Lately she's been right in the middle of the bed, close to the pillow, and hogging all the blankets. So I got out the heating pad, set it up near the side by her staircase and rolled her over to that spot. 2 hour timer so she won't get baked no matter how long she tolerates it and I don't have to worry about it catching fire in the middle of the night. Now she gets up in the middle of the night and headbutts me because the padding is cold. She also sad-faces me in the morning after I feed her because crawling into the blankets I've just vacated is not good enough. I just went into the bedroom and there she was hugging the heating pad and looking at me like I had murdered her favorite toy because it wasn't hot. -.-; I've created a monster and it knows how to use guilt.
  16. Like most dented skull MAGAts, he thinks yelling a word is totally going to be exactly what he wants it to be/will make the 'other side' look bad. It's totally not people exercising their right to no longer spend money on his spiraling site due to his personal cultivating of the most horrible of humans, it's those same people stealing his revenue for no known reason! Totally blackmail! I have an idea for a cartoon. It's horrible inappropriate on so many levels. I also have the weekend off so I might get bored enough to make it and post it.
  17. Okay, had to think about this. Depending on how you are about big purses/bags [ I'm all for them because I need to travel with the ability to hide a small child immediately for no damn good reason ] and how big the cool shoes are, take the cool shoes with you in your purse and wear slip on ballet flat type things for the outside walking. When you get to the place you are going to be for awhile and where you'll be able to sit more than stand, switch out the flats for the fancy and pop the flats in one of those shoe bags so they don't schmutz up the purse. If anyone says anything, you can tell them you are experimenting with the Japanese practice of indoor/outdoor shoes. Technically it would be the other way around in Japan [ shoes outside, slipper type inside ] but the concept is roughly the same as far as this scenario is concerned - no 'outside shoes' inside. You'll be able to wear the fancy ones in a way that hopefully won't cause your foot pain to flair up unnecessarily and you won't have to go into any details about your feet issues if you don't want to.
  18. Screaming and crying about how everything is rigged and stolen, gerrymandering, and passing as many laws as possible that make being able to vote about on par with beating Ganon with the wood sword.
  19. It's all fun and games until the catfight literally includes people with ten little needles on their fingertips and raging puffy bodyhair.
  20. Hey now. You might actually offend a koala with that comparison statement if their brains weren't so smooth.
  21. Tell everyone you have a micro-penis without actually saying the word 'micro-penis'. Does the group home know that one of their special-eds is playing with a sharp thing? Dude has 'plastic safety scissor, maybe' absolutely etched into his face.
  22. No one needs military-grade weapons in their homes and no one needs something like bump stocks or 'switches' to convert a gun into a mass casualty weapon. The GOP pointblank won't even allow the serious discussion of common-sense gun laws or even the enforcement of what few pitiful ones we do have. Their idea of prevention of mass casualty events is for MORE idiots to carry guns. In ND you don't even have to register to own a gun, you can carry one literally anywhere without any permit needed because 'muh GUNS!' and they extended castle law to include wherever the hell you are including parking lots. Because everybody loves getting into a measuring contest over a parking spot at the WalMart. Or playing duck-n-cover while trying to take the recycling out. The whole push for more mental health stuff honestly feels like a sad attempt to pretend to care from the GOP especially since every time a shooter goes off and they are a white male, 9 times out of 10 its been declared 'a mental health issue' on the GOP's media of choice [ if it's a black guy, they are more often listed as thugs that should have been pulled off the street and locked up in a prison ages ago ]. But since any and all security nets for the average American are on the gutting list, there's no way any Congress with any sort of republican majority will do a dang thing to actually fund assistance of any kind.
  23. Not sure if that's Jason Momoa's stunt double in the corner or Ogre from 'Revenge of the Nerds'...
  24. Well, crap. Jimmy Carter is likely going to go to sleep within a week now, his greatest friend and love of his life has passed on. I was really hoping he'd make it to 100.
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