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katt_goddess

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  1. And a greeting to the influx of limp Russian bots currently scanning this forum because someone mentioned elections. тюремная сука, сосать его.
  2. The Metalocalypse movie. With mustaches. In Portuguese. If they are feeling extra super lazy, whatever is playing on one of the other channels like TruCrime plays on [ as ] as long as it's technically appropriate for the time frame.
  3. Amazon has merkins and they want to know if I want to review one. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. End review.
  4. This is probably a good time to point out that ynet is 100% pro-Israel in all things no matter what the thing is and would feel they have nothing to gain by reporting civilian deaths in Gaza as actual deaths.
  5. You've been jealous of my bifocals since bifocals were invented.
  6. No, but once they drop a nuke on southern Gaza where they told all the refugees to go to for 'safety' they'll be that much closer.
  7. Counterpoint - keep the filibuster but make it 'Texas rules' since the same ones that have abused the very idea of filibuster can't stand on their own two feet without veering off course anyway. No more stunts of reading 'Green Eggs & Ham' over and over again to protest whatever burned their tiny balls.
  8. We finally got snow yesterday. Finally. It was 60'F on Monday.
  9. How quickly they forget the 'Moscow Mitch' moniker that they themselves were so quick to applaud. If he's on the way out, he should totally lead a push to kick out some of the trash he embraced while in power. Pack it out with you, glitch.
  10. There's a difference between potentially being concerned about the current market price of lobster and someone deciding that mystery meat with cheese is going to cost a dollar more if you try to get it at 12:01p. If I know that Wendy's is going to be arbitrarily more expensive just as I'm headed home from work, I'll walk my ass to DQ if I want mystery meat with cheese. And...sucks to be Wendy's because DQ is right across the street from them. I'm out nothing, they are out that extra dollar.
  11. But was there an issue comparable then to what is going on in Gaza now?
  12. Oh yeah, that's going to go over well. All any other place needs to do to compete is advertise that they aren't pulling that crap. Then Wendy's will wonder why no one stops by anymore and they won't have the excuse of forgetting to unlock the lobby door 4 days out of 7.
  13. I have an alchemy circle rug from Full Metal Alchemist in my living room and it's started to move around in the middle of the night. You are an inanimate object, start acting like one.
  14. Translation - he's literally held together with spite and the sticky tabs of his Huggies.
  15. Yeah, I didn't want to actually point that out though. That said, his meds could be giving him a case of old dude mush-mouth too. He's on a few and sometimes when they got changed in the past, they'd cause him to sweat standing still.
  16. Because none of the laws currently being pushed by dudes consider jacking off to be wanton abandonment. And jacking off is a choice which apparently is very acceptable for dudes. Personally I'm tired of dealing with other peoples' pet sperms.
  17. They are, it's just they keep saying 'Biden' instead. Projection stronger than a drive-in movie event.
  18. Even better, all females capable of ovulation can now claim themselves as Head of Household on their tax forms and claim up to no less than 1,000 dependents regardless of marriage status.
  19. It took like 20 got-damn years to get rid of that accent, doncha know.
  20. I really do hope this means he's feeling much much better. The world needs more storytime with Uncle George.
  21. The movie was called 'Fargo' but the only thing that happened in Fargo was like the opening bit where they were making all their plans. It mostly happened in Minnesota, mainly Brainerd with a hint of Grand Forks, ND just because. Sad thing is, I remember there was an open cattle call for actors in Fargo, ND when they were first thinking about doing the series and I had the opportunity to go there but got majorly sick the day of.
  22. Mattress with hair. Rancid crotch-pocket. Jenny McCarthy.
  23. The movie, the series or the city? Because two of those things are a nope.
  24. Are you SURE you weren't high and drove through North Dakota instead?
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