katt_goddess

Caffeine tends to calm me and make me sleepy. I wouldn't drink an expresso before bed but I have chugged one of those Starbucks frappes before taking a nap.

...aka let's get this fail started! Post here your glorious coulda/woulda/shouldas for the upcoming year, knowing full well that your probably already bored with the idea and will just go eat more cheese later. * I will drink more tea in the following year, especially green tea in the evening before bed. * I will probably eat more cheese. Discuss!...

Without even watching that [ I hate that videos don't tell you how long they are until you click them when they get linked, I tend to want to finish what I start even if its stupid as hell but sometimes... ], I can guess that it's all about how the brave White Man totally defeated slavery all on their very own and no one else is better at not-slavery than the brave White Man who totally didn't live on the backs of slaves for a really long time first.

Micro-pee-pee. If I'm screaming for blood and murders, you won't notice my Barbie crotch.

I thought Mucinex is supposed to yeet the snot monster directly out of your system. I'm still coughing so hard I start to have moist heaves and have yet to enjoy a much deserved lung-goober baby abortion.

Well that's because that's totally fake news. She watched a video from Prager U all about it.

Velveeta panties.

Meh, I keep having Pulp Fiction flashbacks with every highly unproductive coughing fit - 'What do they call a lungburger with extra cheese in France? A royal with cheese. *coughCOUGHCOUGHWHEEZEWHISTLEcough'

Walking pneumonia and the kitten left me three barfs on the carpet because the box of stuff to mail out was still in the living room touching her sleep mat.

Wrong. The entire movie is basically Bruce Willis creeping around a tower trying to not get caught by Alan Rickman. It's a Harry Potter movie.

Relevant https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU?si=-EMuKwK1WSV1yTWp

My eldest nephew is now super into Iron Man and that's all the very specific things he wants for christmas deal with. And they aren't all easy to find or are currently only 'available' on sites that I really don't trust. I spent so much time hunting for Iron Man things that I'm now having stress dreams about Iron Man - as in I have to join the Avengers, find Iron Man and get him his paperwork so everything can be filed on time. In my dreams, I have less powers than Hawkeye and am still responsible for all the office work. wtf.

Since it's only covering the most basic of 'I got busted with a joint' type offenses and does not pardon any additional charges that might be included [ like 'I got caught with a pound of weed, meth and a need for speed' type charges ], it honestly sounds more like its codifying what many areas have already started to do or have been doing - letting the little offense slide as long as there are no other offenses. I don't look at it as a pre-pardon for those that haven't been charged yet but might be in the system for a charge, more like a statement that that tiny stuff shouldn't matter anymore so focus on the serious stuff.

A real reader would learn to read the squiggles as nature intended! Seeing 'Weird Al Yankovic' written in a Japanese manga is hilarious.

'I would like to try to high school, do sports.' 'She has very bigly lady chest area.' 'Stay offing, the tiny grass sleeps now.' rollo rollo rollo rollo candy

First of all, unless Thomas especially recuses his ass, taking up this crybaby crap from Dumpy could and honestly should turn up all the heat on Thomas's wife's activity leading up to Jan6th. This is something he is desperate to keep from happening and so far, she's been skating along in the background by being quiet for once in her miserable life. Secondly, when they decided that Roe v Wade hurt the fee-fees of their biggest donors and overturned it, it was framed that now the -states- would have the right to determine what is best for the state. You can't claim that the state's abiding interests are absolutely 100% the thing when it comes to individual health decisions [ especially when those decisions are now actively harming the citizens in the worst states ] but has no value whatsoever when it comes to keeping a single proudly declared future dictator from being on a ballot. The only reason he hasn't been outright hauled in front of a firing squad for insurrection is that the charge itself is deliberately anal retentive in proving. It's that big of a thing that no one would want to get it wrong either way because it includes financial penalties, prison time, and the loss of being able to hold any office. But he HAS been indicted for multiple crimes relating to the 2020 election, he's currently going to be in multiple courts until at least the actual 2024 election, all his useful idiots are either looking at prison time themselves or have declared bankruptcy [ looking at you, Guiliani ], and he's actively quoting Hitler. None of those things make him fit for office.

I've seen Google translator. We should be safe for a very long time.

'State's Rights' only seem to matter when there's a Dem in the WH. They are completely fine with federal rules on all the things if it's being stated by a dictator in the WH though.

Pill hunter has told that same general story at least 3 different times in the past. Each time it gets just a little more 'poor me, I'm the absolute victim' and moves away from the original story that included her being a colossal douchcanoe to everyone in her immediate vicinity.

I realize that almost everyone is wandering around doing last minute gift shopping and all but is it too much to ask for people to go in with a list of exactly what the hell they are looking for so that people like myself that actually do that can get down the damn aisle for a quick check to see if item x is on the shelf or not and then leave? You are practically glamping in the damn aisle. I just needed to look for a specific Lego set and a couple of frickin' dolls. Also, how do you tell a little kid that the super awesome thing they saw on a place called 'Wish' that is also really cheap/can we get it is probably going to end up being 3 toddler skeletons in a trenchcoat?

Children are just the sperm you decided to keep.

The beast already sent me pictures and offered me a free one.

I can absolutely assure you that there is nothing in my search history that would lead to a multi-speed prostate plunger. >.< I think I've seen that guy's art at Dragon Con. It looks super familiar but not in an 'I own some of that' sort of way so it's probably something I lingered over while trying to find last minute gifts. Sort of looks like Poopbird's work.

Happy Birthbutt, Buddy!