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Oh yeah, we absolutely know that's not happening because those are all people who think they are bullet-proof as long as they are in office and once in office, they can't see any possible way that they won't be in office forever.

Annoying Orange - Attorney-Client privilege! You can't touch us! Attorney-Client privilege! Judgement - That doesn't apply if everyone was in it together. Annoying Orange - Liars! She's a liar, you're a liar, everyone is a liar except me! I don't even know who that is! Person, woman, man, camera, tv!

Scalise lasted exactly one vote before the diaper rash kicked in.

Only if it causes him to feel funny in his no-no region while looking at a dog, sports mascot or the Hamburglar.

Japanese dessert recipes. Publicly shaming local politicians.

I was wondering what was going on when the notification pinged. I have a traveler's backpack now that holds as much as the carry-on roller luggage. My last minute packing game is still crap though. Currently thinking about how I still have 30 books left to my reading goal for the year and how I keep picking up the 'boring' books which seem to take twice as long to read because reading the fun books means blitzing a fun book and then it can never be read again for the first time.

Just like most of the 'truths' on truth social. Boom! Back on track!

He got my bill. Unevenedge gonna be rolling in dough now.

Pulmonary aneurysm. He had just finished filming an episode of '8 Simple Rules', walked off set, complained he wasn't feeling all that great and people had to basically force him to go to the hospital because he thought he should just go to his trailer for a rest. But it was too late, things had already ruptured by the time he got there.

Who gave that bitch permission to touch my make-up? Nasty creature probably pushed a finger right into the center of the creme too.

But are we SURE he doesn't have a cupboard full of Gorilla Tape at home?

Needs more Michael Bay explosions.

The nuts in Germany came to power by keeping most of their worst bullshit tamped down and first appealing to the populace by being 'one of them' and then finding an 'other' to blame for all their problems [ a very familiar scenario being followed by the modern day Nazi party of MAGAts ] so they were all in it against a single enemy, resulting in a total douche getting elected to a lesser office and then legislating himself into a position of perma-power, resulting in genocide, horrific flatulence that no one was allowed to comment on, and an eventual heavy lead diet in a hole. The 'queen of Canada' has no real wide-ranging appeal and isn't running for any offices because doing so would blow the story of being the sole Canadian Royal in charge of all the things apart. Any 'real' followers she might claim are likely as serious as I was the time I followed some dude dressed as a Klingon around a Con for a bit because I didn't know where things were and he looked like he knew where he was going. Once I found the dude selling swords, I was done following the Klingon.

Sorry dude. My cat's ass has more followers than the 'Queen of Canada'. She did another public display of it earlier today in the window which was dually noted by a squirrel and 5 crows. And they were all totally there purely for the butthole and not because I tossed a handful of peanuts on the lawn first. That particular nutjob has been making public declarations of chaos for ages purely to continue to get coverage in the news. She's on a watch list of sorts because of it but about in the same way as someone known for wearing tinfoil in public is going to be known by the general authorities as well.

She got punted for daring to say enough is enough to the dickheads in order to continue to cater to the dickheads. I want to punt the actual dickheads by a full vote of 'get the f out' from their fellow dickheads.

Santos seeing all the Drumpf shit filling the airwaves - 'Hold my feather boa.'

Here's a nice thought. If the GOP wants the Dems help, the cost will be the successful expulsion of at least one of the major dickheads currently being a major dickhead. It would be the first act overseen of the newly elected speaker and every single GOP member sick of the stupid will be expected to vote for the expulsion along with the Dems which would guarantee making that 2/3 requirement regardless of which crybaby is on the block. They might only need to completely punt one [ as much as I'd like the full list of losers checked off ] in order to pull the rest of the super-crazy back in managable line since it would be instant proof that they are no longer the bullet-proof badasses they like to think they are and that their behaviors are now going to start having consequences. Flip a coin between Pedo-Gaetz and Confederate Green. It's a win either way.

When your choices are between a White Supremist dickhead and a child molester, you just know your party is the best party.

Of all the things to regenerate, I did not need the esophageal muscles responsible for vomiting to self-repair. I was fine with the nausea. I'm not fine with needing a Listerine breath strip in order to go to sleep.

Since someone else brought this up, I feel like weighing in slightly in that this was my thought when it first hit the fan on the Saturday early news. Israel supposedly has a top-tier information network and we share intel with each other. So for it to fail this badly, either someone let things fail badly or someone compromised the types of sources/avenues used to make them worthless. You have Netanyahu who wants to stay in power so bad it's not at all hard to believe that he'd let all hell break loose in order to continue in power through force. You have MAGAt loyalists on this end of things who would absolutely foot-drag on things if they thought it could cause trouble. There's also that metric shit-ton of confidential documents that were stolen by a golf-cart riding blobfish who 'likes souvenirs' and likes dictators, tyrants, and terrorists just as much if they say nice things about him. So, there's my current conspiracy theory thoughts on things. At least I'm not claiming vaccines are filled with microchips that track your every move while unironically posting that from an Apple product.

Once again, a Kennedy running for President has always ended well....

Anyone who thinks a robot's prime directive to never hurt humans actually has any sway over actions has never had a Roomba gleefully hit a pet accident and paint a carpet with it.

Yeah...that was on an episode of one of the streaming shows featuring mostly Max. Never ever give one of the WS Inmates an inflatable farm animal. Learn from my mistake. >.<

That is the face of someone that has like zero intention of cleaning any mess up.

Check your area and see if there's a Pollinator Protection thing. Basically it allows you to allow wildflowers/flowering weeds to go nuts in an area as a safe haven for pollinators because so many are endangered. I think you need to do simple things like register the area and get a sign alerting the reason for the floral wilding but it allows you to legally not give a crap about a part of your yard for a set period of time every year because it's actually good for the environment. I hate wanting to do a ton of things on a day off and having exactly zero energy to do much of any of it. I also hate finding book worms on my shelves. I clean every shelf twice a year without fail because I hate nesting spiders. I've found spiders everywhere and bug-holes in books on three different, separate shelves so far. WTF are you eating, spiders, since you obviously aren't earning your brief keep destroying those bastards. I have the bedroom shelves left to pull apart this fall which is happening Sunday. I better not find bug-holes in anything else.