katt_goddess

I should have frickin' known.

I've never seen the show and yet I somehow think you might like to borrow this -

I saw a few places where people were freaking out because they thought that meant that [ as ] wouldn't air that night and the 5th is the hour long season finale of R&M. But it just means that [ as ] is losing a little time in the front for the duration of the week's marathon.

Thinking about how I can wedge an entire household's worth of absolute crap into a single little purse like it's the TARDIS's butthole and I'm a Time-Proctologist but the second I have actual luggage to deal with it's all 'Oh, you want to add both a pair of socks and a pair of underwear at the same time? HAHAHA!' *farts at least one of those things out in such a way that something catches in the zipper.

It's not all on the one day. It's being spaced out across the entire week.

All things Tim & Eric are shit. They were a waste of resources. I've seen dollar tree toilet paper with more use and substance. I've shed pubes that had better acting skills. And this has been your moment of Zen.

*bans GuyBeardmane for attempting to ruin Rugrats by tying it to Tom Goes to His Colon.

*gets out the celebration pin

If they've posted anything that touches the level of rancid crap they hit in Rants on Aug. 16th, by all means let me know of it because there are always conditions. Otherwise, consider this a test. If bucket could have passed it he would still be here and there are those that didn't have a problem talking to him when he wasn't in full shit-bag mode. Granted I think they were just sitting with popcorn waiting for the inevitable but meh.

The other thread is for posting selfies and potentially getting good-naturedly ribbed for it. Plus, can't help it. Con season and I'm digging through make-ups, mapping things out, and mapping make-ups around a mask mandate.

Your pics as current tend to draw attention to your chin and chin isn't really a great part of most people's faces. It's a chin. And there's only so much you can do for a chin. But you can do things to your eyes and lips to make them the focus of the face and leave the chin to the background. You don't need to line the entire eye, light line across the top should help you to see what is possible while still retaining your more desired natural look.

Do not go with a full strong red, even as a tinted lip gloss, right off the bat. You don't know if it will age you or look tacky. GSH used a bright dust rose on her photo shop, aim for that sort of color and work towards emphasizing your eyes in simple terms instead. And yes, maybe new glasses to help draw that attention up and away from the chin.

Look up a tutorial on 'Swan Neck' for selfies. There's got to be one out there, there are tutorials for everything else on the planet. It helps kill the double-feature chin that appears on poor selfies. Do not go 'Duck Lips' though, it's played out and stupid. Most people look like they've been hit in the face with a sock full of bees. Or bullheads. They have bitch-stingers too and are more than happy to use them. Frickin' Dollar Tree. They have make-up, it's cheap so you aren't out massive amounts while trying things out and it's still functional. Simple eyeliner and some gloss with a hint of tint because you don't know what color works for you otherwise you'd have tried lipstick by now anyway. It'll draw attention to the eyes most, lips slightly second due to the coloring, and away from jawlines and double-features. And bare in mind that all this advice is coming from someone who has only really posted their cleavage because they hate taking pics but do like annoying the bloody hell out of people and who also does do a lot of weird things with make-up for the focusing effects but not necessarily glamour shots.

Salt On Snail. The epic game of finding snail, adding salt.

I got punished for everything and anything. Apparently the idea was if I got the shit beat out of me for the things my siblings did, they wouldn't do those things anymore. It just made them do more stuff because it wasn't like it hurt them any until I could heal up enough to hit them. Which would lead to another beating because they 'didn't do anything' . I existed to be beaten until protective services removed me. And now they have to deal with a needy-greedy aging parent all by themselves.

Why do I have so much shit for a weekend trip? I started the con packing today in order to get everything figured out. I keep coming up with that 'one more thing' crap. Much like the mouth slit in an old Batman mask, it's maddening.

*locks thread *snort

He's not the rancid tuna-pocket I had to deal with all day today. Board dramas that flare up while I'm off and heat and humidity that make all my bones hurt don't help though. All the bones. I think I'm growing extra bones just so they can hurt too. 15 days until I can AC until my nips frost over.

It was one of those days where I just feel like playing in traffic blindfolded. Slowly crawl through the drama that apparently blew up after I dragged my headachy ass to bed last night and still feel like playing in traffic blindfolded. Read pooh's erotic fan-fiction...where's my blindfold? >.<

One piece away from a complete costume. Because I hate pantyhose and only have the white ones from the Officer Jenny outfit. I need dark grey ones for this horror masterpiece.

Disco is custom. She doesn't appear to half-arse anything and would take the time to figure out how to make a functional beard sack that doesn't look like it escaped from a poolside party at the old folks home. This was the best pic I could find in a quick google search. But now people that didn't know know they exist. Mission accomplished. Also, back to actual topic. Selfie! In like 3 weeks anyway...

One size fits YOUR MOM. It's just easier to figure out a basic size that will fit the most people. So everyone gets the feedbag option to keep safe and keep the chin scrubbies. Except ZZ Top. They get HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.

Face masks for beards are a legit thing now...

For the record, unless my brain was filling in the blanks automatically, they forgot to bleep an f-bomb and I almost snorted ice cream through my nose because of it. It was one of the points where Harley kept claiming that Batman f-s bats. It was such a quick quip that I think it slipped past the censors unintentionally. But I don't have a DVR or Tivo so it was just me live-watching a Harley Quinn swear festival. ** Nerd Alert ** Nerd Alert ** Don't claim you weren't warned that it's a Nerd Alert ** [ also spoiler tagging it because maybe there are people who don't know this and should have the option to skip it for now ] I...know a bit about the early Harley. <.< >.> The paper on the bottom is there to cover my name. This is from 1993. It's one of the first original pencil and ink sketches of Harley Quinn from DC Comics. I also have a copy of just the penciled version somewhere that shows all the various markings done to note what needs to be done where with the inking which is kind of cool too. It's like having the before and after shots of a panel.