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I just made an entire flock of starlings flee for their lives by belching.

We actually have this for our weather here too. Complete with 'f*ck this shit, I'm out' flying trash can graphic when applicable. For general cold not affiliated with killer wind chills we have the Coffee Cup meter - different sizes depending on how badly you'll need that hand warmer.

Yeah, it totally couldn't have anything to do with a certain certified pants-shitter's pending trial for literally stealing entire U-hauls worth of classified documents and potentially selling them to foreign agencies [ things are still missing and he was instructing people to actively move and hide boxes while the feds were actively requesting all the things back NOW ]. Neither Biden nor the rest of us need an actual dementia patient attempting to parrot any answers to questions that could be asked in order to then throw a ketchup-splattering tantrum when he doesn't get a pass on his actions.

Yeah, like I wouldn't get banned for threatening them with exercise and a bath. That and shoving christmas lights up their ass to cure the plague!

I'm still banned for calling a MAGAt a lemming.

I remember finding out about Red Lobster. It was considered THE fancy place to brag about having been. I think the one time I actually managed to get to one, it was for my birthday in college and I got the cheapest sampler possible because I was a broke-ass-broke and I don't think they really had any sort of birthday special worth remembering [ probably a free alcoholic drink which I wouldn't have been able to have anyway ]. I think eating there now causes poverty. I was looking at the menu for a potential 'feeling fancy one last time' meal and everything is like $40 except the plain salad. Makes me wonder why the one near me is always full. Where are these old farts getting enough money to go early birding at Red frickin' Lobster?

Gods damnit, I nearly choked on my coffee. That said, the one near me has managed to avoid the axe this time around. But now I'm seriously considering getting something to-go maybe Saturday after work. It's been over 20 years since I went there, it might be nice to have a seafood something I didn't ruin first.

It's why a good VA will have like a hundred frickin' jobs going on at any given time if at all possible. And will try doing various Cons because appearance fees and autograph sales can really help out more than you know [ just ask George Lowe if he's ever able to Con again ] . Its also why the fight against AI usage in the entertainment industry is so strong. Forget being one cancelled series away from broke, try being one MacVoice away from being unemployed.

Well, how many people dropped everything they were doing to be a firefighter and work rubble searches the day after 9/11? I don't think anyone outside of Engine 55 even really knew he had returned to 55 just to help until well after the fact. He was just another rescue worker. Seriously wondering if this is just idiots doing random stranger punching or if he was targeted. I'm thinking it was some random shithead internet challenge and that person is hopefully shitting themselves after hearing who they hit.

6 year old super terrorists.

If you count all the people tuning in to this idiotic slap-fight, then he has tons.

Couldn't see the aura borealis but can smell Canada being on fire already.

Has anyone thought to give the pitch some Taco Bell?

It was Las Vegas but I'm not sure which exact resort it was. Dana Snyder is actually originally from there so if he's feeling feisty enough to answer the question, you might be able to ask him if he either remembers that particular bump or show him the pic and see if he recognizes the pool background from previous stays.

His 'opponents' say he specifically sucks and move on with their own lives. He would happily post the jurors names and faces on social media with bullseyes on them and offer a free totally not fart-smelling pair of dumpster sneakers to the first person to turn in a scalp.

Muskpox. One day they will attempt to form Voltron except it will be the crappy Vehicle Voltron floating around in space because all their Tesla batteries shit the bed in the cold.

Tonight the supposed optimum viewing time is 10-midnight central.

Good. They made them, give them a chance to decide whether or not their project lives somewhere else. Knowing the way things usually went, they likely made next to nothing on things originally anyway.

I think that was called 'Statistics and Research Methodology' where I was. Reams of weird calculations with the results usually being a shit demon.

In before the missiles found at that kindergarten turn out to be from the IDF launching 'imprecise missiles'.

Classes I didn't really need for my major but wanted to take? Sci-Fi and Fantasy and British Lit. Major English courses with about 10 books to read in each. I'm a reader so those classes were like study hall for me. With tests. That said 'Tristram Shandy' can burn in infinite hell. Religious Anthropology. The study of religious beliefs excluding the usual suspects. Would have been more interesting but the professor had a real hardon for Siberian Shamanism and there was nothing on Eastern beliefs at all. Classes I had to take because they fulfilled some random quota but I should have been able to skip? English 101. Shit course, required you to write 'questions' in the margins of the overpriced essay book which meant you couldn't sell it back at the end of the semester. Was the one that also required an essay about a parent [ I was out of foster care and freshly emancipated ] with zero alternative projects for people in my position. I bullshitted my way through it by recapping the show 'M.A.S.H.' Health and Wellness. Apparently my archery and judo credits didn't count towards the university's graduation so I had to take this crap class. By the end of the semester I had 127% and slept through most of it.

I think it should be mentioned that 'nonviolent felonies' include arson [ as long as no one was actually killed in the process ] and drug manufacturing/distribution. So basically crowing about how all so-called nonviolent felons should totally have all their guns because 'mah 2A!' is really saying that its tots okay for that meth head down the street to have all their guns back even if they burned down your house and everything else you own. Duarte was busted for health care fraud. The clown prince of the California Rifle and Pistol Association has failed to point that out while clapping himself on the back over this.

And that's why I insist on referring to this shitshow as Netanyahu's issue. I have no problem believing that the people of Israel want the hostages returned. But I have zero belief that the people of Israel want every man, woman and child murdered and that belief is based on the outcry of people when it was first reported that the IDF itself was responsible for killing hostages. If you'll note, Netanyahu is the one ordering the control of information regarding things at this point. There is no honest reporting out of that entire area because dissent is squished and external dissent is immediately labeled as antisemitic. It's Netanyahu and his extremist political buddies that are the problem. He isn't Israel and he isn't the entirety of the Jewish people. He's one asshole who has decided to be literal Hitler. Anti that.

If they had been truck stop toilet sandwich worms from space, he WOULDN'T be such a special ed douchcanoe. He might actually be a viable third party candidate that wouldn't burn the world to the ground trying to cleanse us of vaccines and sciences.