katt_goddess

Nope, it's one of those el cheapo Tracfones. Pure potato. But it costs like $6 a month to upkeep.

Screw that. I gotta flip-fone! [ Warning - potential seizure warning gif ]

This and don't freakin' force your interests on them. They aren't you and if you are pushing all the things on them, they are going to hate all the things.

Hogwarts Weeb jumble sale. With cat hair.

I understand why there are issues with canned cat food. Idiots increased their use of stuff in metal cans while not increasing their trips to recycle that. Fine. She gets one tin of mushies a month anyway, it's not her life. But the bagged kibbles are getting strange now too. My fussy monster will only eat a certain indoor brand with the small kibs in the small bag from a certain store [ not lying, it's like she KNOWS if I buy the same small bag of the same stuff at a different store and won't touch it unless I cheat and mix it with a bag from 'her' store ]. She's almost out of kib because I can't get any more at ANY of the stores I checked. The only bags left of her brand are the 20 pound monsters for the real crazy cat ladies that need to feed entire herds of cats. I had to get another type in a small bag. By Thursday, I predict a temper tantrum filled with yowls and the start of a hunger strike after at least one angry barf on the carpet. -.-;

Is it so wrong to want to curl up and sleep for a week? I'm tired. Someone clean my apartment for me so I can be lazy.

Happy Hatchday! Got someone to get you a gift.

Happy hatchday!

Called it. I will eat my fancy petite fours with pinkie extended now.

I was wondering why I got tagged. And now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

It was okay for what it was but after a while felt overhyped. She was the Danielle Steele of Vampire porns.

Vaguely jealous of both options as there is no such thing as Cheesecake Factory here and now craving chicken parm. Maybe not from Olive Garden [ local 'issues' that occurred 20 years ago still give me the nopes ].

I have a friend who may or may not be devastated by this news but I only have like the first three books in the vampire series and was bored quickly by it.

I thought it would blow. I'll see myself out now.

Frylock NOOOO!

She mentioned affordable and land enough for animals. And didn't say she was opposed to living like a ground squirrel.

I can just get my coworkers hooked on corgi pics to see all the corgi pics. rpgamer probably has the same sort of potatofone I do - talk and text with no apps and it all costs like $6 a month. Some just don't need to have the world constantly shaking their butt pocket with news alerts from the FaceSpace. In North Dakota, you can buy old underground missile bunkers for fairly cheap because it costs more to demolish them than to turn them into underground homes. And I think all medical anythings are transferable right now. Too many deaths, not enough nurses. So if you want to tell all your friends that it's not winter until it's -50'F out at least once and be completely serious when saying that, come on down!

If those had existed when I was little, it would have ended up looking like a cross between a shark and Beldar Conehead. I'm on my third official set of real teeth. And I don't care if those are baby teeth, they both have very slapable faces. Slap the baby teeth right out of them.

Gather whippy branches and purge the store of screaming brats and their equally ill-mannered biologicals.

Damnit. The one Saturday where I finally get to take a real nap and it's a Black Lotus marathon night. -.-; Not that there's anything wrong with the show per se or even marathons but dang.

Get an early alert that Weird Al is going on another 'Ill-Advised Tour' and tickets go on sale on my birthday. YAY! Check the tour stops and not a single one is anywhere near me. Still going to bring up the tour at work though. My boss made fun of me for the last concert until I told him that Emo Philips was the opening act. Apparently, he is a closeted Emo fan.

I remember calling them thongs. When thong underwear became a thing, it made the name of the footwear even funnier for no real good reason. And when I say I have a pair of whale thongs on the floor in the hallway, forget about it.

Sponsored by Spatula City.

This was the only one worth porting over since it was the only one that most people would recognize.