katt_goddess

I thought I had had a stroke this morning. I was up by 5:30a, turned on the news and an episode of 'the Flintstones' was on. I honestly thought I had slept an entire day and no one had called to check on me. Turns out some of the basic channels had 'died' and they just re-connected to MeTV instead of leaving everyone with static. Tator-fone lives on because its a potato. Unfortunately, all the work systems run on the tortured souls of hamsters and customer complaints so I had a full day of work to look forward to.

Drumpf got a literal hot papercut and is now wearing a baby diaper attached to his ear for the attention. Biden caught a virus that is highly contagious and has the very real potential to do serious damage to ANYONE that catches it even if they've been vaccinated. Also, you seem to happily gloss over that King Diaperbaby would still hold super spreader rallies if he tested positive [ and probably is because he a] doesn't care if other people get sick and b] seems to think nothing of how he'd be able to get the best possible medical at tax payers' expense if he did have more than mild symptoms while everyone else would have to suffer. Biden is showing responsibility - something Drumpf knows nothing about and would probably call woke or liberal anyway. As for Vance, it doesn't matter what he says because the New Trumplican Party's number one rule is 'Say whatever, do the opposite. It's not lying, it's alternative truth.' The so-called speech ripped from the democrat's playbook is likely exactly that - a deliberate attempt to say all the things that would be in a democratic speech in order to claim 'they's copies us!' when the reality is the GOP is so firmly attached to things like tax cuts for the rich/tax the poor into serfdom that there's 0 possibility that they'd ever do anything to actually help the middle class. It's called Project 2025 and it has nothing for the poor. He was picked for VP because he kissed the anal ring the hardest and pledged to tie-break in favor of the Anus for as long as a House and Senate are allowed to exist in the monarchy. 'A bullet didn't stop...' I'm practically willing to put money down that I've got worse battle scars from the current kitten's teething and overwhelming need to swing from my calves every time I move. I'd even take a pic to prove it but I haven't shaved since my last hospital trip so all anyone would see is furry leg warmers with specks of blood everywhere.

Someone should tell them a right ear bandage means they are into gay butt-stuff: catcher edition. See which is stronger - their party's engrained homophobia or their need to please the cult larder.

By the end of the convention, his head will be entirely encased in a cast and there will be a Sharpie marker on a lanyard hanging from his neck for very special people to sign his head.

The squirrels thank you for the donation.

Working Class People - - help their neighbors - pay their bills - mind their business [ for the most damn part - ie, they might gossip about the neighbor's kid being gay but aren't going to want them dead because of it ] - want their kids to have a chance at an education - are usually working too much in order to afford the basics most of the time 'Coastal Elites' - - a f*cking myth constantly perpetuated by the same assholes that also have summer homes on coasts, more often went to fancy schools themselves, send their kids to fancy schools, and think they should have a raise for existing while also voting against anything that would actually help the working class like funding education, going after price gougers, going after the rich tax cheats with the same venom as they do for the dude on a fixed income, and funding the social programs that exist to keep the heads of the most vulnerable above water. Anytime a republican uses the term 'Elite', always remember they may as well be staring into a mirror while they say it.

Drumpf will be sick of him in a week if it turns out that there are more photos of his second-banana than him.

Yes, it can be appealed and will be. This isn't a matter of a few documents getting misfiled in a move. This was a case of entire U-Hauls of boxes being removed from DC to Mar-a-Lago and when asked for items back by the feds, they were refused and boxes moved around with the intention of hiding as much as possible. As there are still things missing, the espionage and treason angles aren't gone either just because some ass-kisser in a robe decided her favorite boss should be immune.

He got that a lot but only because of his fairly bubbly personality and no judgements attitude that usually endeared him to people. He wasn't gay in the 1980's definition of 'gay', he was gay in the 1920's definition. He wanted exercise to be fun and a party, not a horrible hateful chore. He had pointblank stated in the past that he was not gay when asked and he has never had a single real report of a boyfriend stepping forward to date. It's quite possible that he was asexual in that he had no interest in people in any sort of sexual relationship but was happy to interact with people in all other variations of interaction. Until he completely pulled away from the public eye, he would spend a lot of time personally calling fans to answer their letters.

Can we all just consider a small silver lining currently. Somewhere, out there, Burgum is crying into his soup because he dropped being governor completely, spent a ton of money trying to force his Lt. Governor through the primaries for governor to which she lost big time, and also likely spent a ton of money on Drumpf because no one hangs with that walking fart cloud without also being asked for money and all he has to show for it is a maybe spot as court jester in the Orange Stain Kingdom.

JD Vance's attempt at a 'Dear Penthouse' letter featuring being paddled by a baguette.

If there's a specific place near your house where they like to perch, wait until they are perching and offer them peanuts right there on the ground as near as you can get while saying 'Peanuts'. Someone will explore the offering and before long they'll react to you specifically offering peanuts but only when they are in that very specific area. I have thieving squirrels too so I wait until the crows are in the area and asking for peanuts before putting any out.

Initially people thought it was just fireworks going off until Dumpster dropped and then people started screaming while the secret service started swarming. So, don't let any of the so-called hero interviews on Faux Noise fool you*, they didn't duck because they didn't know that's what they needed to do. * there are some people claiming that they didn't duck because they were there to 'protect the president'. After the fact. Reality is they didn't register it was gunshots.

No fair, yours don't call you crow-swear words! Offer them raw peanuts. They are like crack for crows.

Stupid hooman blocked the fast track to the puter-no-no-get-off place. I is angy nao and will nap where I can bite toes. Dictated not read.

Everyone he surrounds himself with are all sycophants with as much charm as a six-pack of generic t.p. sitting in a puddle. He has never wanted anyone with any level of charisma to equal his own because it's always been his show and he's the only star allowed. It's one of the reasons he's dragged out the VP pick - that and I'm guessing each one on the short list has been 'assisting' him with his current bills so he wants that to go on as long as possible. He goes and you end up with a bunch of leftover lieutenants all attempting to cling to their own sense of power by outcrazying the other crazies.

I'm on the record and remain on the record that I want his death to be remembered for how absolutely pathetic he went. Choking on a Big Mac or a piece of hot dog that someone didn't cut into small enough pieces. Falling down the stairs of his airplane. Asphyxiated from the fumes of a super full Huggie. Struck by lightening in mid-lie. And maybe lasered by a passing Death Star although that might actually be considered strangely cool. Dying in a self-induced rage in solitary confinement. An assassination attempt that fails is just him ramping up to claim he's the second coming of Reagan while MTG starts posting about how he's the second coming of frickin' Jesus. Again.

Since there are reports that there were people shot in the stands and at least one might have been fatal, maybe too soon. Bernie Sanders immediately sent out a 'this is NOT acceptable' twit once things hit the air waves and were confirmed as real.

Edit - ear definitely nicked, almost looks like he got shot in the cheek but that could just be from him touching his ear and then face. Looked puffier than usual.

Trump face bloody.

I read this as literal because Drumpf is a sex pest. And I laughed way too hard.

At least with a potato you can have french fries and I could totally go for 'medicinal fries' right about now. An asshole is all sound and fury signifying a yuge mess.

It's motto would be 'Can't We All Just Swim Along?" And also 'Get off my lawn, whippersnappers.'

Even just disconnecting has to come with a price. Hell, I just went to change out the batteries on a cat toy and the inside of the toy had already turned to a rusty, acidic mess [ which is probably on me since I do really horrible things to electronics, especially battery-fed stuff ]. Imagine the parts of your brain turning to rusty acidic mush because Husk decided 3 years is the maximum he'll allow for anyone existing on a first gen but you'll start to disconnect in 2. One step further, imagine your head bursting into a fire that needs almost an entire lake to put out because he decided to use Tesla battery tech to keep your inner remote control functioning?