katt_goddess

I'm just waiting for Odin to show up and start in on a very 'Carrie' description of his last adventure.

There is a direct correlation between Odin eating fast food and a horned lizard shooting blood out of itself at a coyote. I'm just not going to be the one to spell it all out. >.<

There is no Dunkins around here unless you count the stuff already in bottles sold at the grocery stores. I can only get the real thing when I'm at the Hartsfield-Jackson airport in Atlanta so it's usually part of the leaving Atlanta ritual of McD's and coffees. Except this past year when I got super sick at the airport and had difficulties getting home upright [ COVID is a bitch ]. I didn't get mah Dunkins and I'm still cheesed about it. 8 more months to go for Dunkins. -.-;

My take on things is that every time someone tells Jingai to f himself, he just bad touches himself with glee and potentially drags a screen shot to whatever 'friends' he might have elsewhere to show what a victim he is. My replies give him blue balls.

No, I don't care for that stuff unless there's at least 6 creams and 6 sugars in it. It's swill otherwise. I'm talking about the airport offerings which at least have Starbucks, Caribou, and Dunkin. Also, don't hit on Vela. She doesn't know who you are and you will just end up getting waffled again for being weird.

I don't often have problems with McDs which is good because it's usually one of the few places in the airport that I know exists and I can get something from. That and coffee.

Chewable Pepto. Both before and after having something that might completely set me off if I have to eat in public. I prefer to drag my occasional fast food home like a cave man and deal with the consequences in private but sometimes that can't happen. If I travel anywhere, I usually have a frickin' 30 pack of them bouncing around in whatever bag I'm dragging. Not a trick question - have you tried 5 Guys? I finally got around to trying them and I did NOT get sick. I tried a second time and still did not get sick. Even with lettuce on the burger and their overflowing bag of soggy fries. They make all their greasy crap with peanut oil and I'm wondering if that breaks down in such a way that my insides consider it food not foe.

The older I get the more the 'In Memoriam' end-of-year lists look less like lists and more like a personal yearbook.

I just heard an even better one. "Diehard is a Christmas Movie..." Dude spends the entire movie sneaking around a tower trying to avoid Alan Rickman. Diehard is a Harry Potter movie. Stuck in my head, now it's stuck in yours!

It's killing me but that's why I didn't fill the feeder at the start of this. I'd normally fill it and call them in so they can fill themselves but I don't want them getting blasted into the side of the building in the gusts and freezing in a drift if I can't see them from the window to save them in time. -22'F right now. HEAT WAVE!

Most of the state was in a no travel advisory today. Still had to go to work though. It's currently about -30'F.

Pushing, I'll ask if it's a pushing type situation [ like going uphill at a convention, it's bitch enough with a cane but wheelchairs are just all the nopes ] but putting random shit down on a mystery lap? Only if I know you and it's part of an inside joke. Is it so wrong to just want to hibernate for a bit? I feel like I'm going to bed earlier and earlier but just can't wake up even if I do sleep all the way through the night. It's only 3p right now and I'm ready for bed. -.-;

It was -33'F here this morning. I think it had warmed up somewhat and was only about -23'F when I walked home. Snowed all last week. Still been snowing on and off all this week despite it not supposed to be doing that this week. When I go to bed, it's a nest of blankets and eventually the cat wedges herself in somewhere. The colder it is, the closer to the pillows and my face she gets.

At least once a week for the last few years. 😂😂😂 They used to send stickers. Cheap basterds don't send Jack now.

If you knew what that tail did, you'd cheer kitty on.

Spank you one, spank you all! I had the free Mexican food, the free coffee from Caribou, and the free intestinal rupturing from the free Mexican food and free coffee. I got to enjoy a show this morning of someone chasing someone else down with their car [ I think he got away...it wasn't in the news at least ] as well as having a very slight vasovagal syncope at work because it's been a while. Waiting patiently for some Toonami before another nap. I also got this in the mail today. And it's signed, naturally. :)

Fun Fact time! My office line has an unlisted line that occasionally rings through because someone somewhere mis-dialed a real number and got me. And since it's not a 'real' line, I would play with it sometimes. By saying 'Hello' in a Mac voice. Over and over and over and over again with just enough of a pause for them to think they might have reached someone only to have that 'Hello' in the same monotone repeat. I once had some idiot pounding their phone buttons and yelling 'REPRESENTATIVE!' for about 5 minutes because they refused to believe that they had either dialed the wrong number or that the 'friend' had deliberately given them a wrong number that led to a dead line. It hasn't happened for a while now. I think word got out.

^^^

And all those people do TikToks and instagrams because typing is hard. And those things would be impossible to moderate in a corporate setting because I highly doubt that S&P has calmed it's tits any when it comes to public media.

The trouble with that is they burned their message board cred with most people and don't have the type of staff they'd need to actively attempt re-visiting that early '00's atmosphere. The only way they could get a viable message board 'going' again would be to sponsor one that already exists and leave the actual message board decisions to those people instead rebooting the old system and letting the same corporate politics grind it into the ground, again.

420. teehee. And now back to your regularly scheduled commentary.

I get one day off a week due to the hell-idays bullshit and I spend it sleeping in and half dead on the recliner before going back to bed early. If I don't have another infarct, it'll be a miracle.

Pooper Noon

The Illustrated Al deluxe set is running late. Will ship at the top of December. Okay. I can live with that. I just got 'Lights, Camera, Accordion' in the mail. The bonus accordion that is part of the deluxe set won't be shipped out until March though.

Bunnies too. True story, I was on my way to work and there was a little baby bunny on the sidewalk having a staring contest with a full-grown robin. Neither was going to move. The robin was facing me, saw me coming and decided that it wasn't worth it and flew out of reach. The baby bunny perked up, looked super pleased with itself and then realized there was this huge monster creature standing right behind it [ it was too close to the busy street so I didn't want to spook him in case he jumped the wrong direction ]. He went insta-flat. On a cement sidewalk. In the grass he would have been invisible, on cement he was a Barbie fur rug. I was able to put my foot down on the street side of things which convinced him to run into the empty parking lot instead. Still hilarious.