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At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Serious lack of random Capitalization of Big and Important sounding words. Shenanigans declared. Someone else typed that up so he could claim he never said anything about it if pushed.

Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible.

You monster!

It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober.

The election wouldn't be postponed, Harris would likely be considered the nominee since she'd be acting President but you'd have so many Manchin wannabes screaming in the background that they'd muddle the message and Dumpster would likely get in from all the split vote crying on the dems side between Harris and Commander BrainWorm. Better world, Dumpster keels over/gets hit by lightening on a golf course/chokes on an uncut hotdog in October. Whoever he picks as VP is unlikely to have enough of a hold on the party in general to ensure that enough so-called republicans vote for that person for president. Further, all this blather about age. The President of the USA is literally a breath away from the best health care literally none of us here will ever experience. It kept an overweight sentient fart from dying from covid during a pandemic when said overweight sentient fart was doing everything possible to catch the plague and die. It kept 'oops, I accidentally shot my friend in the frickin' face' Cheney alive for 8 years when it felt like he was averaging a stroke every couple of months. I fairly sure it can keep an 81 year old hydrated.

...are we sure this Kennedy isn't also suffering from a gunshot wound to the head? Dude looks and sounds like he's a walking Edgar suit. You can almost smell him through the screen.

Something to think about. Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes.

Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot.

I honestly thought you were going to say 'As someone who currently works a grocery store the correct answer is all of the above because it doesn't matter what you call them, they are just going to end up scattered across the parking lot anyway.'

I'm f-ing stealing this now. And just to add fuel to a needless fire, I have heard people say 'grab a cart' and 'grab a basket' at my store. They are shopping carts and hand baskets, respectively.

Who is going to be really really sad when whatever yacht or vacation jet Supreme Justice Uncle Ruckus hops on during the recess sinks/crashes/Bermuda Triangles itself?

Jinxing it but apparently I have the 4th off this year making it the first holiday-but-we-are-still-open-because-screw-it holiday in like 18 years that I've had off without specifically requesting it off. I'm going to sleep in and then probably do laundry because I keep putting it off. Then go to bed by 7p since I have to be up by 5:30a the next morning.

At least vegetables are supposed to be good for you. This not so much

Ettingermentum : a dude whose constant claim to fame is he talked about the 2022 election a lot and got things right. Seriously, it's listed as his crowning achievement ad nauseum. Alex Thompson/Thomson : currently writing a book about Biden which mysteriously mimics a lot of the reported issues that were occurring during the Drumpf Disaster Years. It's remarkable how shameless trumplicans are in trying to cling to power. Their golden fraud is a convicted felon, a rapist, a serial sex pest, and actively attempted to overthrow the government because he lost the election by inciting a mob to violence but hey, you couldn't have possibly seen any of that shit happening live right? Jan 6th never happened and don't talk to the Fehrer between certain hours of the day because he's on 'executive time'.

Pooh is Matilda confirmed. Meh, I'm Matilda too. <.< >.> My own card for the Bookmobile that only came through twice a month, 40+ books checked out at a time, reading before entering school. The main reason I don't go to the library now is because I don't drive and the idea of being late returning books gives me physical hives. Instead, I have my own library of about 3100 paper-children, not including magazines and comics. If you don't like a book or a particular topic, 99% of the time you aren't going to be forced to read it [ if it's a school thing, you are screwed but reading 'The Great Gatsby' isn't going to kill you, just bore the crap out of you ]. But going into a public place to throw a hissy fit over the existence of books on topics you'd never read anyway is 100% you being a dumbass. Take your drama back to your mama and see if she gives a shit. If you are a boomer, you might finally get to experience the epic beating that was par for the course for those who grew up as the 'Greatest Generation' and decided to act stupid.

Not technically surprised. The Infinity Castle is itself fairly compact if you stop to think about it but a lot happens. Trying to make it a proper season would either be a good longer season [ which not many companies are willing to pull off anymore due to budgets ] or a weird truncated version that makes you long for the days of 3 episodes of screaming to power-up so you could at least build up an emotion. Three movies make it maybe a 12 episode equivalent with each 1/3 squarely focused on very specific sequences. And yes, I do think they should air on Toonami because I'm a weird completionist. Just please don't end up scheduling them over the Labor Day holiday because that's the one holiday I don't always make it to a tv in time for a good marathon.

17:00 on the clock ensures that the spaghetti in the pasta boat is done perfectly.

It's possible. I honestly thought I had seen every episode of Sailor Moon that aired on tv and I still have some of the old VHS released back in the 90's but this was one of those episodes that I never saw until things started to be rereleased in their entirety on DVDs/BluRay/Steel Box sets. I even have the apparently ultra rare Sailor Moon role playing manual around here that includes a complete listing of episodes 1-82 along with a notation if an episode was skipped in America at the time. Kind of sad it didn't go past episode 82 but it was published in 1999.

If you ever met my family, you'd WANT my village burnt down.

So... you're saying I still have a chance to be in a Mel Brooks movie? Sweet!

If you can claim all your actions are sanctioned by god and anyone that says otherwise is the devil, its very easy to control some people. And control is all it's about since they are basically claiming he's the second coming while staring into space every time its pointed out that there isn't a commandment that he hasn't broken with maybe the exception of murder but not from lack of trying. Just too lazy. So far.