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Especially when you have a long history of burning things to the ground and then getting bored and leaving someone else to deal with the ashes. Also, if your president is 'entertaining', you are probably watching a movie.

She's probably still stinging over how the book she supposedly wrote last year went down the toilet. Aside from her just being a shit person anyway and far too many of her key demographic being illiterate dipwads who need a pop-up book to be potty trained, there's also an entertaining reason - if you attempt to google 'MTG' [ the name of the book ], you get tons of links about 'Magic the Gathering'. *the More You Know rainbow...

Those are the toebeans of someone who will one day be big enough to drive a car whether you want them to or not.

I feel like this is a conversation for @inhumanrampager. This is tinychat all over again.

Unlike females who are born with like a billion eggs that slowly either die or are released over the course of that person's fertile lifetime, dude stuff 'dies' within a certain time frame and new is generated. If you want literal 40+ year old sperm, you'd have to check out a cryogenics storage facility for something they've frozen for study.

These very smart people probably think the eggs in ovaries have shells.

Forget that. Focus on how he seems to think you get pregnant by DRINKING it. No wonder they were so scared of Budweiser for a hot minute.

I would really like to see Taylor Swift show up. Not that I'm a Swifty or even give a flying crap about Swift/Swiftys. But her showing up as an endorsement would literally cause Drumpf's diaper to have a blow-out in public. I could consider putting real money on that bet too.

If Slenderman loses to Debbie Mucarsel-Powell, Florida will go to Harris easily. Plus, the more its pushed to the front that the republicans are absolutely gunning for social security and medicare, the more older people are going to realize that yes, they will be adversely affected if they keep voting that R 'because they've always voted R'.

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA! And now I know where my old glasses went.

Netanyahu has never wanted to save the hostages. He has an area bombed flat and then the bodies get pulled out. That's it. If you asked him to define 'Hamas', 'Palestinian' would be the only qualifier. If he was told that any actual 'Hamas' terrorists would immediately die if he himself died, 100% guarantee - his own blood is the ink in a DeathNote type of thing, he would go and have another school bombed instead.

Kitten needs meds. Kitten hates meds. Kitten gets meds anyway. Meds taste so horrible she immediately turns into Hooch from 'Turner & Hooch'. I laugh my ass off at her because that's serious drool. She goes and wipes her drool loops off on the inside of my work shoes. ...well played, fuzzy little asshole. XP

I haven't seen any confirmations so far. Doing something like this as a civilian [ which, Drumpf is whether he likes it or not ] would lead to a whole hell of a lot of trouble, the type that we wouldn't hear about until he'd been locked in a hole somewhere. And after him bragging about how he was still able to call up NK and talk to his very special friend, I'm guessing all his lines are now under constant surveillance.

Weird, it looks like the movie was broken up into 4 different DVDs as 'episodes' instead of a complete movie in one go. Anyway, pulled this off the wall since we're sharing ATHF oddities. Koosie that came out in I have no idea when. Early years for sure. I also have the Meatwad air freshener. And yes, that's a Harry Potter owl wedged in it. I like to think the Mooninite flipping off the world is doing so on behalf of the squished owl.

Goes to print something. 'Out of Cyan' Okay, I just need to print in black and white. It's words. Can that happen? 'Printing may be continued using other inks at this time.' Okay then, print. 'Out of Cyan' I feel like the robot upraising will be less overwhelming overlords and more annoying derpy 3-year-old that asks 'Why?' 50 times a minute.

Hands are too big. Otherwise, no notes. Also, Drumpf wants to ban people's ability to criticize his very special judges. [free article for a limited time...] https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-proposes-ban-on-criticizing-pro-trump-judges.html

... I thought 'board marriages' were a little on the weird side. I stand corrected.

If those things were made life-size, they'd be about the size of this micro-pencil topper I have shaped like Baby Yoda. So first, ewwww. Secondly, 'hand-made' by 'Mike Oxmall's Guns & Ammo' ... wtf.

Puddle is now running for senator. Which I thought was unnecessary since she's been so busy as legitimate governor-in-exile.

That's pretty much them every election cycle if you pay any attention to Faux Noise or Caveman Grunt Network. According to them, every election goes republican but any seat to a democrat is from cheating and frauds. I don't get hyped, I just go and vote. Honestly, if I hear anyone near me going off about a 'red wave' I'm going to point out how a certain someone wore a maxi pad on their ear for a week for something so microscopic that didn't even need stitches.

I was really looking forward to leaving everything as easy breezy as possible this year for my friend but nope. Baby kitten got put on meds today for the next 20 days for a mystery lung infection. Which means my friend will have to potentially pill a baby kitten instead of just being able to play with her. And I need to figure out how to set up a way to administer the second daily dose since she'll only have a visitor once a day.

That was a bullet dodged. I was braced for another 'TOTALLY SPIES' joke and ready to ban out of spite.

Great White - the reason why no matter how blonde I decided to bleach the mess, I never got the bangs to go with it.

Try carnival made of penises or something. 'Disney' might be getting caught by the AI nope filter but generalize it to the things that Disney is and you'll probably get all sorts of horribles.

If someone thinks they are going to get the Medal of Freedom from Dumpster for that, they really should have gone past the third grade in their edumacations. Putting their sex doll in a pillory and tagging it with the name of a current President [ or any member of Congress really, some get testy about that if they aren't the ones in charge of it ] can be considered a threat and people have been visited by the Secret Service for less.