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It was at that moment, we realized that hubb had become sentient and sponge started his Time Cult in earnest.

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Fight Tour - where Detroit comes to your town and you whup each other's asses in a street brawl for whatever the reason of the moment was [ socks and sandals, Thin Mints vs Samoas, Your Mom ] . It is part of the Old Magick. It's like Krampus only everyone gets a switch.

I hit tinychat near the end when it was fracturing all over the place because I finally got not-dial-up and could access things. We will not be speculating on what age I was back then. Too much maths.

I hate being ridiculously hungry on a nausea day. I wanna snack on all the things but I'll just end up cramped and sick. I also just want to sleep all the way through the night instead of waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to fall back asleep until 5 minutes before the alarm goes off.

I'm the one with the cool Halloween decor all year round, you'd think the neighborhood kids would flock the door. The lights are even on in the window. But nope. I'm off to bed now and not a single knock on the door. This is why I only buy the good stuff that I like anyway.

Merry Samhain to all and get your damn hands off the peanut butter cups, them's bitches is MINE!

Meh, there are times especially during the holidays where the ladies at my store ends up with crowds so we would annex the mens for at least 10 minutes just to clear the damn place. Either I or a clerk would stand guard outside the mens and funnel people through there. They both have baby changing stations anyway so it's just faster for everyone.

Toilet seat down. My cat plays in the toilet otherwise like some sort of scuba-kitty. Water-loving freak kitty.

*Ahem. "Your mother." And if that doesn't bring you back : 'my boobs are haunted, they defy gravity.'

The flying broom of TinyChat infamy is still hovering near my ceiling. Toothless George the Pet Human Skull is still sitting underneath it. I'd take a pic but the computer has moved to another wall since then and I don't know where the portable web cam went. I think my cat dragged it under the bed and does horrible things with it while I'm at work.

...what would it be? And yes, there's rules. What do you think this is, magickal free-for-all time? That takes years of merit badges to earn! - Can't do the equivalent of 'wish for more wishes'. Ya get one. - Can't end all life as we know it. Super Villain try-outs were last week. Some dude in a speedo won because no one was willing to go near that. - There is a cost and that cost has to come from you and not, say, your annoying neighbor. You get to state the cost. So ex. Cleaning Spell - rug self-vacuums once a week; cost - a pound of toenail clippings for a full year's set-up. Discuss!...

No one said nothing about candy corn. It's only good for making fake vampire teeth, for a very short period of time. And the pumpkin shaped ones fit in a slingshot.

You're dead to me, can opener!

That is the face of someone in the throws of an epic spandex-induced dump.

Because, other than the plague that is pumpkin spice, October has the most awesome in it. The other months with holidays can suck it. Especially December.

Back behind the line, bub. I still have to fill out the memo line on my check or god will kill a kitten.

Aw shit, FIGHT TOUR is back on!

Cocoyo is not a delicious yogurt full of healthy noms and weird gut things that make your guts happy. It's a runny weird tasting mess that may or may not 'make your guts happy' by blasting them out with the force of a Yellowstone geyser. My happy guts haven't decided yet.

Maybe? I used to have the physical subscription back when they were first starting out in the US. But when it moved into the digital, that was a nope for me. I loved the idea of getting this huge frickin' manga every month that I could just read in bits and enjoy at leisure. I've never really been able to do that with digital medias. I'd say I'm addicted to paper media but maybe I'm addicted to bookmarks. Considering that I think the final Shonen Jump magazine happened before my paid subscription ran out, I might still have a credit to access things but never bothered.

I don't haz an apartment panther. I haz a feral raccoon-tabby who threatened to hork when I went to retrieve this because she decided its hers. But for those into all the things apartment panther, a head's up that this month's box from CatLady is Black Cat themed. The big item in the Crazy box this time is a super soft throw, white with little black kitties doing black kitty things all over it. I think people can just buy the throw directly too but I have a subscription so unknown. I do know that older items come up on the website in later months as potential add-ons. I'm getting the evil eye right now. Bitchcakes wants the blankie back while it still has new package smell.

For some reason, I can always tell when they would use non-dairy milk in my fancy coffee. With all the sugars going on, you'd think there wouldn't be any problems but I end up getting DragonSinger's McNugget warning if there's fake milk in my real coffees. I don't have issues with fake milk outside of that though, I just think it tastes weird. I finally had to make sure to request real milk specifically when placing an order. Just because I'm getting a vegetarian sammich doesn't mean I'm a vegan.

I occasionally go for the vanilla soy milk when I have to have something in the fridge that's non-dairy if my vegan friend stops by. But otherwise, I tend to stick to goat for milk because it's ulcer calming.

Party hardy both y'all!