katt_goddess

Fun Fact time! My office line has an unlisted line that occasionally rings through because someone somewhere mis-dialed a real number and got me. And since it's not a 'real' line, I would play with it sometimes. By saying 'Hello' in a Mac voice. Over and over and over and over again with just enough of a pause for them to think they might have reached someone only to have that 'Hello' in the same monotone repeat. I once had some idiot pounding their phone buttons and yelling 'REPRESENTATIVE!' for about 5 minutes because they refused to believe that they had either dialed the wrong number or that the 'friend' had deliberately given them a wrong number that led to a dead line. It hasn't happened for a while now. I think word got out.

^^^

And all those people do TikToks and instagrams because typing is hard. And those things would be impossible to moderate in a corporate setting because I highly doubt that S&P has calmed it's tits any when it comes to public media.

The trouble with that is they burned their message board cred with most people and don't have the type of staff they'd need to actively attempt re-visiting that early '00's atmosphere. The only way they could get a viable message board 'going' again would be to sponsor one that already exists and leave the actual message board decisions to those people instead rebooting the old system and letting the same corporate politics grind it into the ground, again.

420. teehee. And now back to your regularly scheduled commentary.

I get one day off a week due to the hell-idays bullshit and I spend it sleeping in and half dead on the recliner before going back to bed early. If I don't have another infarct, it'll be a miracle.

Pooper Noon

The Illustrated Al deluxe set is running late. Will ship at the top of December. Okay. I can live with that. I just got 'Lights, Camera, Accordion' in the mail. The bonus accordion that is part of the deluxe set won't be shipped out until March though.

Bunnies too. True story, I was on my way to work and there was a little baby bunny on the sidewalk having a staring contest with a full-grown robin. Neither was going to move. The robin was facing me, saw me coming and decided that it wasn't worth it and flew out of reach. The baby bunny perked up, looked super pleased with itself and then realized there was this huge monster creature standing right behind it [ it was too close to the busy street so I didn't want to spook him in case he jumped the wrong direction ]. He went insta-flat. On a cement sidewalk. In the grass he would have been invisible, on cement he was a Barbie fur rug. I was able to put my foot down on the street side of things which convinced him to run into the empty parking lot instead. Still hilarious.

It was at that moment, we realized that hubb had become sentient and sponge started his Time Cult in earnest.

B L A C K H O L E

Fight Tour - where Detroit comes to your town and you whup each other's asses in a street brawl for whatever the reason of the moment was [ socks and sandals, Thin Mints vs Samoas, Your Mom ] . It is part of the Old Magick. It's like Krampus only everyone gets a switch.

I hit tinychat near the end when it was fracturing all over the place because I finally got not-dial-up and could access things. We will not be speculating on what age I was back then. Too much maths.

I hate being ridiculously hungry on a nausea day. I wanna snack on all the things but I'll just end up cramped and sick. I also just want to sleep all the way through the night instead of waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to fall back asleep until 5 minutes before the alarm goes off.

I'm the one with the cool Halloween decor all year round, you'd think the neighborhood kids would flock the door. The lights are even on in the window. But nope. I'm off to bed now and not a single knock on the door. This is why I only buy the good stuff that I like anyway.

Merry Samhain to all and get your damn hands off the peanut butter cups, them's bitches is MINE!

Meh, there are times especially during the holidays where the ladies at my store ends up with crowds so we would annex the mens for at least 10 minutes just to clear the damn place. Either I or a clerk would stand guard outside the mens and funnel people through there. They both have baby changing stations anyway so it's just faster for everyone.

Toilet seat down. My cat plays in the toilet otherwise like some sort of scuba-kitty. Water-loving freak kitty.

*Ahem. "Your mother." And if that doesn't bring you back : 'my boobs are haunted, they defy gravity.'

The flying broom of TinyChat infamy is still hovering near my ceiling. Toothless George the Pet Human Skull is still sitting underneath it. I'd take a pic but the computer has moved to another wall since then and I don't know where the portable web cam went. I think my cat dragged it under the bed and does horrible things with it while I'm at work.

...what would it be? And yes, there's rules. What do you think this is, magickal free-for-all time? That takes years of merit badges to earn! - Can't do the equivalent of 'wish for more wishes'. Ya get one. - Can't end all life as we know it. Super Villain try-outs were last week. Some dude in a speedo won because no one was willing to go near that. - There is a cost and that cost has to come from you and not, say, your annoying neighbor. You get to state the cost. So ex. Cleaning Spell - rug self-vacuums once a week; cost - a pound of toenail clippings for a full year's set-up. Discuss!...

No one said nothing about candy corn. It's only good for making fake vampire teeth, for a very short period of time. And the pumpkin shaped ones fit in a slingshot.

You're dead to me, can opener!

That is the face of someone in the throws of an epic spandex-induced dump.

Because, other than the plague that is pumpkin spice, October has the most awesome in it. The other months with holidays can suck it. Especially December.