katt_goddess

Towards you about kicking a pelvis - I can easily kick a pelvis so hard there isn't much left. I just have to be mad enough and let's face it, some fascist creeper smirking at me and going on about how fighting back against them is wrong deserves an immediate double testiclectomy for the good of all society. And towards MD's comment about how Biden saying he'll accept a loss somehow means that any stated concerns about a second Dumpster administration are overblown. Nope, it's pointblank a statement that apparently needs to be made now that we've officially had a jackass refuse to participate in the peaceful transfer of power that's been part of the US since the start of frickin' Presidents and said jackass is running again. And for the fun of the thread in general, 'the right to bear memes' user on x is so far up orange anuses himself that he would, unironically, do a bad photoshop of Biden's head on Drumpf's body in one of Epstein's confiscated photos and totally claim its not photoshop, it's totally Biden raping underaged girls that happen to look like Ivana. And Aristophanes has yet to meet or make up a controversary he can't milk. Please feel free to note the Blue Anus checkmarks on their names that denote they are very important people as long as the checks keep clearing to the Melon Husk charity.

The kick starts at the front and comes out the back. They'll be lucky to have a horseshoe shaped pelvis left. And I'll probably need a new pair of shoes. Also, Biden saying he'll accept a loss is him pointing out yet another difference in how he as a President will act - Drumpf has refused to say he'll accept anything other than a win and the last time he lost, he wound up a mob of morons to storm the Capital.

First off, any pinhead that smirks at me while claiming everything will be fine if I don't fight back is going to leave my presence missing a jaw and a large part of their pelvis. Secondly, how about skipping this and just going Weird Al for president instead.

The real problem with all these hand-wringing reports of Biden's age and all the possible infirmaries that fill each and every news hour is that there is no reporting whatsoever on all the shit that happened during the previous administration, no hammering on any of the many active instances of poor behavior and repeated threats of violence by both Dumpster and his sycophants both before and during the current administration, CNN hasn't even bothered to go after anything set in that abhorrent Project 2025 shit, nothing about Dumpster's own inability to actually answer any questions without veering off into 'vengeance is mine' spurge territory. It is very interesting to see the very same types of people who couldn't say a single good thing about the so-called 'mainstream media' before are suddenly so horny for those same media outlets and for all of the reasons mentioned above. All this 'Harris could beat Drumpf' is fine - she's still the VP and would become the acting President if anything does happen to Biden. It's not a matter of voting between a mummy and Hitler, it's a matter of voting between a continued democracy and a confirmed Christofascist dictatorship.

I could say the same about all the people acting like this is the only news to come out of that dismal 'debate'. They'd probably draw a square and write '25:00 fm' in the center.

At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Serious lack of random Capitalization of Big and Important sounding words. Shenanigans declared. Someone else typed that up so he could claim he never said anything about it if pushed.

Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible.

You monster!

It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober.

The election wouldn't be postponed, Harris would likely be considered the nominee since she'd be acting President but you'd have so many Manchin wannabes screaming in the background that they'd muddle the message and Dumpster would likely get in from all the split vote crying on the dems side between Harris and Commander BrainWorm. Better world, Dumpster keels over/gets hit by lightening on a golf course/chokes on an uncut hotdog in October. Whoever he picks as VP is unlikely to have enough of a hold on the party in general to ensure that enough so-called republicans vote for that person for president. Further, all this blather about age. The President of the USA is literally a breath away from the best health care literally none of us here will ever experience. It kept an overweight sentient fart from dying from covid during a pandemic when said overweight sentient fart was doing everything possible to catch the plague and die. It kept 'oops, I accidentally shot my friend in the frickin' face' Cheney alive for 8 years when it felt like he was averaging a stroke every couple of months. I fairly sure it can keep an 81 year old hydrated.

...are we sure this Kennedy isn't also suffering from a gunshot wound to the head? Dude looks and sounds like he's a walking Edgar suit. You can almost smell him through the screen.

Something to think about. Since pretty much everything seems to have some sort of built-in shelf life to ensure that you have to buy a new one, all those neura-links have a shelf life based on Melon Husk's attention span and desire for people to give him more money for an 'improved' product. I think the laptop I found in the dumpster has a longer shelf life than any neura-links currently available. And the laptop won't blow the side of your skull off if it goes.

Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot.

I honestly thought you were going to say 'As someone who currently works a grocery store the correct answer is all of the above because it doesn't matter what you call them, they are just going to end up scattered across the parking lot anyway.'

I'm f-ing stealing this now. And just to add fuel to a needless fire, I have heard people say 'grab a cart' and 'grab a basket' at my store. They are shopping carts and hand baskets, respectively.

Who is going to be really really sad when whatever yacht or vacation jet Supreme Justice Uncle Ruckus hops on during the recess sinks/crashes/Bermuda Triangles itself?

Jinxing it but apparently I have the 4th off this year making it the first holiday-but-we-are-still-open-because-screw-it holiday in like 18 years that I've had off without specifically requesting it off. I'm going to sleep in and then probably do laundry because I keep putting it off. Then go to bed by 7p since I have to be up by 5:30a the next morning.

At least vegetables are supposed to be good for you. This not so much

Ettingermentum : a dude whose constant claim to fame is he talked about the 2022 election a lot and got things right. Seriously, it's listed as his crowning achievement ad nauseum. Alex Thompson/Thomson : currently writing a book about Biden which mysteriously mimics a lot of the reported issues that were occurring during the Drumpf Disaster Years. It's remarkable how shameless trumplicans are in trying to cling to power. Their golden fraud is a convicted felon, a rapist, a serial sex pest, and actively attempted to overthrow the government because he lost the election by inciting a mob to violence but hey, you couldn't have possibly seen any of that shit happening live right? Jan 6th never happened and don't talk to the Fehrer between certain hours of the day because he's on 'executive time'.

Pooh is Matilda confirmed. Meh, I'm Matilda too. <.< >.> My own card for the Bookmobile that only came through twice a month, 40+ books checked out at a time, reading before entering school. The main reason I don't go to the library now is because I don't drive and the idea of being late returning books gives me physical hives. Instead, I have my own library of about 3100 paper-children, not including magazines and comics. If you don't like a book or a particular topic, 99% of the time you aren't going to be forced to read it [ if it's a school thing, you are screwed but reading 'The Great Gatsby' isn't going to kill you, just bore the crap out of you ]. But going into a public place to throw a hissy fit over the existence of books on topics you'd never read anyway is 100% you being a dumbass. Take your drama back to your mama and see if she gives a shit. If you are a boomer, you might finally get to experience the epic beating that was par for the course for those who grew up as the 'Greatest Generation' and decided to act stupid.

Not technically surprised. The Infinity Castle is itself fairly compact if you stop to think about it but a lot happens. Trying to make it a proper season would either be a good longer season [ which not many companies are willing to pull off anymore due to budgets ] or a weird truncated version that makes you long for the days of 3 episodes of screaming to power-up so you could at least build up an emotion. Three movies make it maybe a 12 episode equivalent with each 1/3 squarely focused on very specific sequences. And yes, I do think they should air on Toonami because I'm a weird completionist. Just please don't end up scheduling them over the Labor Day holiday because that's the one holiday I don't always make it to a tv in time for a good marathon.