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They are just jealous. They'll never make a decent bearded Tinkerbell and they know it.

There's always the potential for someone to decide that there's a candy I missed in the poll that they 'like' better. Like the Cinnamon Toast Crunch [ technically a cereal but it's still cannibalism ] and the peanut M&M that buddy mentioned - I thought about including M&M's but they don't seem to be actively saying 'eat me' . It's more like they are demanding people eat their rabbit shits. I mainly stuck with those candies that have animated commercials of themselves literally begging to be put out of their misery. The Reeses commercials seem to be more about announcing here are these things, eat them. They don't even have eyes. Peeps have eyes. They are the last thing left in the cocoa mug when you use one of those as a marshmallow. Staring at you.

...you know what I mean. Those candies that just seem to beg to be ended and usually are as part of an animated commercial featuring themselves. They just want to die. Life is misery to them. Please eat them. Vote now to determine which will be crowned the Mr. Meeseeks of frickin' candy. Discuss!...

I burst into flames if I'm out in the direct sun for too long. If I ever move out of apartment land, it'll be to move to condo land because someone else will still be forced to do the yard work. I do tend to wear aprons now by choice and not because gender-forced. If I have a lot of cleaning or crafting to do, I pick an apron, handkerchief the hair and make that mess. No one messes with someone in a 'Los Hermanos Pollos' apron carrying cans of spray paint.

So...fun fact that I just read about... some people use Vick's to help shrink their waist. Buddy is gonna shrink his balls.

Just rename all poses 'pawanmuktasana' and roll with it... This joke brought to you by 'King of the Hill'.

I don't think that the 'Puberty Alien : The Musical' series 1-3 will get shown until they are closer to having series 4 ready to go. I'm in the Food Wars / Yashahime camp for most likely although I'm open to being surprised. They have released a 'Housing Complex C' teaser though so...

Sadly, it's a real anecdote from the day in order to keep my post a complaint. Although I have no doubt that Monty Python would have had a field day with our toilets. The way the bathrooms are built in the building things tend to pool directly under the janitor closet if there's too much nasty activity. And today it was nothing but a steady stream of idiots with massive intestinal issues. You could smell the problem all the way out to the decorative scrapbooking pads and there wasn't anything that could be done because it wasn't coming directly from the bathrooms - it was smoking up through the drains from all the bathroom use. Stay home if you are shitting yourself. >.<

Neither is Monty Python. 😮 * * * Attention zombie hoards, If you are shitting yourself inside-out don't go shopping. Stay the F home. You have that option. The people working at all the stores that you've shit your way through do not. And don't bitch about the state of the public toilets. You were the last one in there and managed to hit every seat from the handicapped stall with your anal blow-out.

Coffee Enemas When coffee breath just isn't acceptable.

Moral Orel is very good. It's cheesiness is very intentional since its a massive spoof on the old 'Davey and Goliath' stop-motion playdoh show of the way back except increasing dark with the audience in on how horrible things really are in bible-thumping Moralton. It sucks that the final season where each of the characters get a deeper look ended up getting it cancelled because shit literally got too real for the so-called 'stoner' crowd. The only vaguely saving grace is that it was at least allowed an ending albeit far earlier than Dino might have been planning.

Need to get new glasses because the ones I have are 15 years old and falling apart at the seams. All frames are ugly. Hate them all. Just beyond not in the mood for frame shopping. Ended up getting the same $9 wires that I've had for the past 15 years. Woot woot, wild child.

I have it playing in the background when it's on. I have a few R&M items floating around here. I even hand out a couple of R&M things at Con. It's decent enough. I could do with less of the worst of its fanbase though. I naturally have a low opinion of people who jump up on McD's counter yelling about sauces.

There's no reprisal to formulate. If someone has an account that they are using to just spam off-topic nonsense in numerous threads, that account goes away. There are plenty of 'one off' type threads floating around for people to contribute what's going on in their world without having to actually interact with anyone if that's who they are but in the end, this is a forum and that means interaction is bound to happen. If others know what you are talking about. If they don't, no interaction. There are no shadow bans here per se, just people ignoring someone if they don't know where things are going with them.

Stop spamming copypasta nonsense and maybe people would converse with you more.

I think this bit of weird qualifies as an old timey recipe. I was working my way through some old newspapers and found this bit, published April 17, 1922 - "We understand that the Associated Co-operative Moonshine Manufacturers Association of Grafton recently had trouble within its ranks and competition became so strong for a few days that the price of Moon fell down to a dollar per quart, and most everyone in the village out east got to celebrating the event. After a few days of this the producers got together again on a scale of prices. Pursue a wild bullfrog thirteen miles, carefully gathering the hops, then add ten gallons pickle brine, two quarts shellac, one bar homemade soap, one pint sweet spirits of nitre; boil mixture three weeks, then strain through an I.W.W. sock to prevent working. Bottle and add one jackass to each pint to give it the proper kick."

The hydes of many a nauga have been sacrificed for fashion. And then some knob decided to remarket everything as 'vegan leather' . My miniskirt was not vegan. It was made of the rarest of creatures - the dalmatian spotted nauga.

Every day when I brush my hair.

I meant what I said in the comments for 'Breakie B' . I'm going to have a canvas shopping bag that says 'Bow down, electric s'more maker!' on it. It makes me laugh every time.

For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' .

Which one? My free time is an orgy of reading.

Well dang, I thought you were going to continue adding the whole set.

Stick's wife might not approve.

It has to be deliberate because you can't be illiterate and still be able to semi-effectively deliver crap. What's more, I had promised bitchcakes that we'd have a whole lot of fun when I got back from work because there was a project I needed her for. Apparently she was really into that promise because when I got home and there was no project time, she followed me around crying for a bit before falling asleep on my feet at the computer. Not even wiggle-worm time helped and usually she's all about low impact wiggle-worm time. She's now in a misery ball in the bedroom waiting for animes. I think she lives vicariously through the flying people in 'Attack on Titan' - it's about the same actions she used to take as a smol criminal to steal any Arby's I dared to bring home. Fed Ex, you made my kitty cry.