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Those checks were deliberately slowed down in the sending because he insisted that his name be on them just for this bullshit. He wanted people to think that he and he alone was the one signing off on all the checks going out. I crossed off his name and wrote over it 'Dumbass Twatwaffle' and the bank still took it.

Baby got her second boosters today. She was really good and got mushies as a treat once home. She's been lethargic all day though. Too much too fast for someone so little. And then she jumped up on me and FARTED. She is apparently feeling a little better. I am surrounded by essence of chicken pate.

This totally counts, you can almost see a shadow of me in the dome.

To be fair, that's like the least offensive thing floating around with these idiots right now. Now to enjoy the flood of couch jokes and maybe the posting of pics of Vance in furniture stores with captions of 'Do Not Allow Near Display Furniture'.

To be fair, even a single minute of dealing with him probably feels like an hour.

So on a scale of 10 to 10, where do you feel you rank on excitement over so-called 'conservatives' setting strangers up to physically double-check them little kid genitals to make sure they are the 'proper' gender and doing only the 'proper' gender things? You would never have been allowed to play hockey if these types of nuts had been in ascendance when you were growing up but you would have been a recipient of one of them molesting you in the name of 'gender'. It's important to remember the same ones trying to make out like the Drag Queens are the ones going after your kids are actively protecting all sorts of predators. Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids. Hide yo couches.

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Yep, it's over. The dude that's so proud to be an American that he runs to a foreign country when his electricity shits the bed and blames his kids when he gets caught is absolutely my go-to for breaking important noise.

I honestly think they thought that if ANYTHING happened to Biden, they'd become President automatically by default like if something happens to Miss America, the runner-up gets the crown. None of that pesky election stuff.

Two likely possibilities - 1. Someone pointed out that MAGAt hillbillies don't spend money on anything they can't hang truck nuts from. And that goes double for those 'cybertrucks' that look like that Paco Rabanne Phantom cologne bottle f*cked a stepped on pop can. 2. Someone pointed out that if he's suddenly got real money to spend on a 'billionaire', then he'll have to pay the taxes on that real money.

Time to post another cleavage pic I guess.

I'm rude enough to do whatever I want anyway and claim the whatever are religious symbols so suck it up, buttercups. Conversely, I might also claim that any crucifixes and crosses celebrate murder and possibly zombies while any depictions of a Christ as being some white dude with long straight brown hair and blue eyes as historically inaccurate for anyone other than Romans living in the area at that time. Watch them fume. Also, rainbows. RAINBOWS ON EVERYTHING! * * * I hate the heat. I've had a sinus headache since 5a. I'm recovering from a trip to the dentist in this heat. And I'm still waiting for FedEx to figure out where my shit is and deliver it.

Drumpf once again praised Hannibal Lector as a late great American hero in his nomination acceptance speech and I don't recall you pointing that out saying he isn't fit for the job and needs to go.

Here's the thing - Biden really can tell Netanyahu to blow it out his tailpipe and pull all but the most basic of support for the rest of the year. Harris only has to say as President she'd be revisiting sending bombs to Israel and you'd have it both ways.

Now now. If you've officially got numbnuts running around with their GOP-approved military-grade weapons taking potshots at Presidential candidates, having a Kennedy on the sidelines might be a good idea. Perfect protection. No bullet can resist a Kennedy. ...too soon or not soon enough?

Two can play this game. Using the current arguments that even eggs are now full blown human beings with all the so-called rights and privileges thereof, only one of Drumpf known spawn is eligible for a future in the Dumpster Monarchy because all the others were foreign ovum from foreign agencies. And Drumpf himself is disqualified because his mother was a Scottish immigrant - he's a foreign ovum too. Suck it, q-berts.

Important question... Did it bounce? Don't insult house cats like that. They know how to poop in a box, not their pants. Cat President...coming soon to [ as ] if I ever actually write it...

I do hope that if Drumpf decides to go that route and re-cycle that 'blood coming out of...' type of comments when debating Harris [ which, let's face it, he'll be going after those types of comments anyway ], she absolutely brings up the fact that he's the one that decided to wear a maxipad on the side of his head for 7 days.

We managed to survive 4 years of golf vacations and intentional spite as law, pretty damn sure we can survive 4+ months of someone who has it more together than someone actively shitting themselves in mixed company 24/7.

First the website borked out and it took an entire day to sort it out and get the order to process properly. Then it went from 'Arriving Early! - Friday' to 'Saturday by end of day' and today 'It's running late and the tracker hasn't been updated since the 18th so it's probably wandering around the world because of that glitch'. It's a backpack carrier for kitties with a built-in fan for cooling tiny kittens in the summer. She has her baby boosters on Friday and I kinda need to get this thing so I can make sure it's equipped with the right batteries/power bank so she doesn't fry on the trip. She needs this A/C pod.

I wonder how many civilians were at that port? Or does that not matter because a single drone was allowed to get through the 'Iron Dome' and kill one Israeli civilian?

That's merely the amount that made it through. Possible seizure warning [ it hits the edge ]

Breaking news. Further video proves that Drumpf did what he does best to protect all the people around him on that day.

If Drumpf had been really shot, he'd be showing off that war wound like no one's business. Instead, he's wearing a mini diaper on his ear to draw attention to it.