katt_goddess

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Yep, it's over. The dude that's so proud to be an American that he runs to a foreign country when his electricity shits the bed and blames his kids when he gets caught is absolutely my go-to for breaking important noise.

I honestly think they thought that if ANYTHING happened to Biden, they'd become President automatically by default like if something happens to Miss America, the runner-up gets the crown. None of that pesky election stuff.

Two likely possibilities - 1. Someone pointed out that MAGAt hillbillies don't spend money on anything they can't hang truck nuts from. And that goes double for those 'cybertrucks' that look like that Paco Rabanne Phantom cologne bottle f*cked a stepped on pop can. 2. Someone pointed out that if he's suddenly got real money to spend on a 'billionaire', then he'll have to pay the taxes on that real money.

Time to post another cleavage pic I guess.

I'm rude enough to do whatever I want anyway and claim the whatever are religious symbols so suck it up, buttercups. Conversely, I might also claim that any crucifixes and crosses celebrate murder and possibly zombies while any depictions of a Christ as being some white dude with long straight brown hair and blue eyes as historically inaccurate for anyone other than Romans living in the area at that time. Watch them fume. Also, rainbows. RAINBOWS ON EVERYTHING! * * * I hate the heat. I've had a sinus headache since 5a. I'm recovering from a trip to the dentist in this heat. And I'm still waiting for FedEx to figure out where my shit is and deliver it.

Drumpf once again praised Hannibal Lector as a late great American hero in his nomination acceptance speech and I don't recall you pointing that out saying he isn't fit for the job and needs to go.

Here's the thing - Biden really can tell Netanyahu to blow it out his tailpipe and pull all but the most basic of support for the rest of the year. Harris only has to say as President she'd be revisiting sending bombs to Israel and you'd have it both ways.

Now now. If you've officially got numbnuts running around with their GOP-approved military-grade weapons taking potshots at Presidential candidates, having a Kennedy on the sidelines might be a good idea. Perfect protection. No bullet can resist a Kennedy. ...too soon or not soon enough?

Two can play this game. Using the current arguments that even eggs are now full blown human beings with all the so-called rights and privileges thereof, only one of Drumpf known spawn is eligible for a future in the Dumpster Monarchy because all the others were foreign ovum from foreign agencies. And Drumpf himself is disqualified because his mother was a Scottish immigrant - he's a foreign ovum too. Suck it, q-berts.

Important question... Did it bounce? Don't insult house cats like that. They know how to poop in a box, not their pants. Cat President...coming soon to [ as ] if I ever actually write it...

I do hope that if Drumpf decides to go that route and re-cycle that 'blood coming out of...' type of comments when debating Harris [ which, let's face it, he'll be going after those types of comments anyway ], she absolutely brings up the fact that he's the one that decided to wear a maxipad on the side of his head for 7 days.

We managed to survive 4 years of golf vacations and intentional spite as law, pretty damn sure we can survive 4+ months of someone who has it more together than someone actively shitting themselves in mixed company 24/7.

First the website borked out and it took an entire day to sort it out and get the order to process properly. Then it went from 'Arriving Early! - Friday' to 'Saturday by end of day' and today 'It's running late and the tracker hasn't been updated since the 18th so it's probably wandering around the world because of that glitch'. It's a backpack carrier for kitties with a built-in fan for cooling tiny kittens in the summer. She has her baby boosters on Friday and I kinda need to get this thing so I can make sure it's equipped with the right batteries/power bank so she doesn't fry on the trip. She needs this A/C pod.

I wonder how many civilians were at that port? Or does that not matter because a single drone was allowed to get through the 'Iron Dome' and kill one Israeli civilian?

That's merely the amount that made it through. Possible seizure warning [ it hits the edge ]

Breaking news. Further video proves that Drumpf did what he does best to protect all the people around him on that day.

If Drumpf had been really shot, he'd be showing off that war wound like no one's business. Instead, he's wearing a mini diaper on his ear to draw attention to it.

I thought I had had a stroke this morning. I was up by 5:30a, turned on the news and an episode of 'the Flintstones' was on. I honestly thought I had slept an entire day and no one had called to check on me. Turns out some of the basic channels had 'died' and they just re-connected to MeTV instead of leaving everyone with static. Tator-fone lives on because its a potato. Unfortunately, all the work systems run on the tortured souls of hamsters and customer complaints so I had a full day of work to look forward to.

Drumpf got a literal hot papercut and is now wearing a baby diaper attached to his ear for the attention. Biden caught a virus that is highly contagious and has the very real potential to do serious damage to ANYONE that catches it even if they've been vaccinated. Also, you seem to happily gloss over that King Diaperbaby would still hold super spreader rallies if he tested positive [ and probably is because he a] doesn't care if other people get sick and b] seems to think nothing of how he'd be able to get the best possible medical at tax payers' expense if he did have more than mild symptoms while everyone else would have to suffer. Biden is showing responsibility - something Drumpf knows nothing about and would probably call woke or liberal anyway. As for Vance, it doesn't matter what he says because the New Trumplican Party's number one rule is 'Say whatever, do the opposite. It's not lying, it's alternative truth.' The so-called speech ripped from the democrat's playbook is likely exactly that - a deliberate attempt to say all the things that would be in a democratic speech in order to claim 'they's copies us!' when the reality is the GOP is so firmly attached to things like tax cuts for the rich/tax the poor into serfdom that there's 0 possibility that they'd ever do anything to actually help the middle class. It's called Project 2025 and it has nothing for the poor. He was picked for VP because he kissed the anal ring the hardest and pledged to tie-break in favor of the Anus for as long as a House and Senate are allowed to exist in the monarchy. 'A bullet didn't stop...' I'm practically willing to put money down that I've got worse battle scars from the current kitten's teething and overwhelming need to swing from my calves every time I move. I'd even take a pic to prove it but I haven't shaved since my last hospital trip so all anyone would see is furry leg warmers with specks of blood everywhere.

Someone should tell them a right ear bandage means they are into gay butt-stuff: catcher edition. See which is stronger - their party's engrained homophobia or their need to please the cult larder.

By the end of the convention, his head will be entirely encased in a cast and there will be a Sharpie marker on a lanyard hanging from his neck for very special people to sign his head.

The squirrels thank you for the donation.

Working Class People - - help their neighbors - pay their bills - mind their business [ for the most damn part - ie, they might gossip about the neighbor's kid being gay but aren't going to want them dead because of it ] - want their kids to have a chance at an education - are usually working too much in order to afford the basics most of the time 'Coastal Elites' - - a f*cking myth constantly perpetuated by the same assholes that also have summer homes on coasts, more often went to fancy schools themselves, send their kids to fancy schools, and think they should have a raise for existing while also voting against anything that would actually help the working class like funding education, going after price gougers, going after the rich tax cheats with the same venom as they do for the dude on a fixed income, and funding the social programs that exist to keep the heads of the most vulnerable above water. Anytime a republican uses the term 'Elite', always remember they may as well be staring into a mirror while they say it.