katt_goddess

If you pay for the Blue Anus of Incontinence you can dribble for ages in a single go.

Outside has grass. Seriously consider stepping away from the electronics for a bit, going outside and physically finding out through tactile stimulation whether or not it needs to be watered. When you return to the indoors, watch some PBS world news for about a month to burn out the stupid in your system before it turns to gangrene. Princess Tiinyhands has consistently called for retributive actions against all his various enemies for the crime of existing. He called the same people who rioted on the Capital and chanted for the death of VP Mike Pence while a gallows was literally on stand-by in the background 'Patriots'. The GOP, with a happy nod from their fearful leader, have actually said OUT LOUD that there will be blood if anyone dares to stop them from taking over regardless of a loss. He's already claiming that if anyone dares to call out his bullshit and post the facts, that he'll have them jailed for election interference once back in the WH - for telling the truth. The nutjobs that are suddenly attracted to him have been encouraged by him to shoot their fee-fees away with the biggest gun they can get. He's been there every step of the way with the violent rhetoric. Now that he's actually facing the real consequences, it's once again everyone else's fault and not his at all. Nope nope nope. And ActBlue donations? I get 50-60 requests from them daily currently for 50-60 different causes that aren't even 'Vote For Harris/Walz'. They range from fighting book bans, defending women's rights, registering people to vote [ not telling them who to vote for ], dealing with voting disenfranchisement issues, helping get funds to war zones [ apparently the most recent nutjob was a big supporter of Ukraine - there's where he was most likely sending donations ], etc etc, etc. Outside. Grass. PBS until you can tell the difference between news and stupid shit even the Onion doesn't feel like playing with.

I'd rather eat the $1.25 steak from Dollar Tree that looks like a Dr. Shol's insert than spend $1000 on something that you technically only rent for like 8 hours if you are lucky.

Both right. It was two guys shooting by each other. They just happened to be Secret Service agents firing on a dude hiding in a bush with a gun that had apparently been hiding there for hours because Dumpster's golf courses are so secure.

If he can manage to push back all the various sentencing he has to look forward to, I'd say he'd probably drop just before the swearing in so he can still attempt to suck all the air out of the room with all the news channels suddenly having to decide if they should interrupt the historic WH stuff with the breaking news that a giant shit-filled crater has suddenly appeared where Mar-a-Lago used to be.

I think the issue was the ramping up of the poking of the dead thing in order to see just how squished out the guts could get. Anyone who grew up in the country has definitely poked a dead thing. But I've never had to steamroll a dead vole with a twig to see its eyes pop out. Some people just know there is a limit and if you cross it, a horrible lesson is learned. Side story that only vaguely ties in to this thread on the ground that RFK Jr definitely would have done this.

Three rotting pumpkins in an Edgar suit farting away.

Now taking bets as to whether or not he's going to be making the rounds wearing a diaper completely covering his head while online ads try to make even more money on how their messiah cheated death yet again. His hair might have received irreparable wind burn from the Secret Service firing so close to him.

After attempting to read yet another twit post here that auto-redirects to twit where I'm STILL banned/'under review', I sent yet another wft comment to their review people, which is probably one person drinking Red Bull and watching porn. Enjoy because I either won't be getting back at all [ it's more the principle than actual need, I'd try applying to Bluesky if I was really dying for that sort of thing ] or I will become their next god for using all the insults in the correct sequence or something. "Hey 'free speech' dickheads. It's been well over a year of 'under review'. During this time you've let racists, homophobes, transphobes, human traffickers, rapists, etc.etc.etc. continue to have not only full access to this site but are often boosted by that weird-shaped lump that might in fact just be three rotting pumpkins in an Edgar suit farting away. NOW you might have a reason to keep me banned [ which apparently includes not being able to even read and verify some of the 'acceptable' shit you are currently promoting ]. But calling someone a lemming definitely wasn't a good reason, especially when they were defending someone who should have been banned years ago but instead was being forced into everyone's feed because Melon Husk loves Confederate 'hos."

Anyone who thinks the deportations would consist only of people who are here 'illegally' are deluding themselves. It would be on anyone that isn't white, period. And you won't be seeing the deportation of American citizens to foreign countries in the media because we'd enter Russian-rules for news. Everything would be claimed to be illegals. Also, never forget, so-called non-citizens that were deported during the Dumpster Administration included veterans that fought for us on foreign soil. They actually served in our military but were pitched out of the country by a draft dodging bum.

He spent $44 billion to turn it into DumpsterSocial when he could have just paid Princess Tinyhands in Big Macs for the original DumpsterSocial. Such big brain, much wow.

First of all, it being an active investigation of something that shouldn't have gotten as close to happening as it did in this day and age, of course they aren't going to be talking about all the 'juicy' details at this point. But here is a sample of the likely findings that would shock and appall all sorts of people. You have a known bill-dodger setting up his rallies in open, uncontrollable areas because those are the only places he can a ] afford and b ] are owned by people willing to accept they'll likely have to take his ass to court to get paid. In further findings, that same dodger likely insists on the quickest and simplest of protection details because he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle detailed details. Period. After being constantly told to go away by a giant stinking man-child, it led to a semi-forced level of compliance that should not have been allowed to happen no matter how much it would have angered said giant stinking man-child. So, maybe just maybe their not releasing all the info right now is not because they are actively covering up all THEIR bad ideas but because if they come out and say all the things, giant stinking man-child will immediately start screaming about election interference and try to set another mob going. Because that's apparently a very okay reaction now according to certain people.

Two trailer trash girls go 'round the outside...'round the outside...'round the outside...

My current phone is a potato that cost like $8.25 a month to maintain.

Notice me, Senpai!!1! My 12 year-old intellect demands it! Go back to bopping the sock with Batman printed on it.

I'm glad you said something because my first thought was why was Caesar the Ape from 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes' in the background.

The response should be 'You know you posted orange cats, right? You know about orange cats - they share a single brain cell.'

I found out my kitten will also let me actually sleep if I'm feeling sick. Good kitten.

It hit hard yesterday because it seemed like such a sudden shock. It's a little better today only owing to his age. He lived long and did a lot in the living.

Considering all the bullshit over 'childless cat ladies' that the Dumpster Reich has been yowling, cat memes on anything DumpsterSocial are stolen valor. There's not enough catnip and chicken puree to make King Diaper smell good.

I'd be more willing to say that she apparently is fine with supporting monsters who support monsters who shoot kittens for sport in that she either didn't feel like looking into the exact 'why' an idiot meme was the focus of debate or didn't want to acknowledge there was a legitimate reason for the 'meltdown'.

Funny how you skipped the context behind the so-called 'meltdown' over memes. Pets have been going missing in Ohio. Instead of checking with the local gun-lovin' edgelords who brag about shooting cats almost as much as they brag about their pubes and going from there, some GOP taint-sniffs started up the rumors that illegal aliens were eating them. And the 'official' response from the official House Judiciary GOP account was to post poorly made memes of their Orange Lard & Savor molesting a duck and a kitten. Someone who potentially hasn't had an actual bath since his mom scrubbed his crack for him standing in a pond caring for something other than himself. Yeah. Just because you don't feel like looking any deeper into the why of something because it just might deflate whatever you were going for doesn't mean someone here won't and post it.

Neither of those include 'Spurge Word Salad' or 'Mention of Body Odor'.

He's currently on 3 different alts, one of which is a 12 year old girl, all talking about how sad they are that Melon Husk is on a 24 hour time out.