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But here's the million doll-hair question - Does the lawn mower roomba know to go around the dog shit or does it keep on keeping on and splatter that patty all over creation?

That's a cutie little box baby. They can swim. They look like little chunks and they aren't fans of deep water but they can swim.

It's around 100'F right now with winds so bad that I saw a poor bird get smashed into the side of a building trying to fly during a sudden gust. It's supposed to be 110'F or so the next couple of days. I may not go outside again until around 6:30a Monday at this rate. -.-;

I still have the boom box to make said mixed tapes on. It's literally in my bedroom right now. I think there's a Squirrel Nut Zippers cassette in it too.

Start thinking 'hey, I might want to eat something today. There's a jar of sauce in the fridge that needs to get used up - I'll make spaghetti. Where's the nuke-that-shit boat hiding?' Realize that the microwavable spaghetti boat is in the dish washer and I didn't run it yet because it wasn't full. I wish my cheap ramen had all the stupid things on it like in the picture.

That was Rampager. And it was pics of the first steel pin in my jaw because it would make him puke.

There is no such thing as shuffle when it comes to the almighty 8 track!

As I've been off-board for medical things in the past, there is one person on the boards that I have contact info that I've texted in the past so people don't have to freak out too much.

That garbage doesn't tell a story over several episodes. It's basically a one-n-done thing so that every episode can be re-aired in any sequence they feel like and nothing of value will be lost. Except brain cells.

That was the same episode as the clip I posted came from. It was Orel's teacher Sculpthem who got pregnant from rape, the abortion resulted in her being unable to ever have kids again. Her backstory was going to be gone into deeper but the script was denied outright so her story is told in mini-form in the same episode as Bendy's.

I've seen this one listed as a solid reason too. The depiction of regression caused by sexual trauma was considered a little too real and potentially triggering. So fair warning for anyone who hasn't actually watched Moral Orel, especially the last season where each episode was specifically written to explore the darker side of 'morality' .

I've seen a crow bounce off the head of a hawk until the hawk decided to find another place to park it. And then that same badass crow get his ass kicked sideways by baby starlings.

Oh shit...I think I was there when this was going down. I think that's one of the main hotels of Dragon Con.

How do you know he isn't? Dude is clearing the field and hitting it with Vicks for crying out loud.

Honey is soothing and anti-fungal. Considering its basically bee spit, its fairly hygienic. I prefer to use beeswax in homemade salves but I'm not sending buddy a jar to rub on his nuts.

They are just jealous. They'll never make a decent bearded Tinkerbell and they know it.

There's always the potential for someone to decide that there's a candy I missed in the poll that they 'like' better. Like the Cinnamon Toast Crunch [ technically a cereal but it's still cannibalism ] and the peanut M&M that buddy mentioned - I thought about including M&M's but they don't seem to be actively saying 'eat me' . It's more like they are demanding people eat their rabbit shits. I mainly stuck with those candies that have animated commercials of themselves literally begging to be put out of their misery. The Reeses commercials seem to be more about announcing here are these things, eat them. They don't even have eyes. Peeps have eyes. They are the last thing left in the cocoa mug when you use one of those as a marshmallow. Staring at you.

...you know what I mean. Those candies that just seem to beg to be ended and usually are as part of an animated commercial featuring themselves. They just want to die. Life is misery to them. Please eat them. Vote now to determine which will be crowned the Mr. Meeseeks of frickin' candy. Discuss!...

I burst into flames if I'm out in the direct sun for too long. If I ever move out of apartment land, it'll be to move to condo land because someone else will still be forced to do the yard work. I do tend to wear aprons now by choice and not because gender-forced. If I have a lot of cleaning or crafting to do, I pick an apron, handkerchief the hair and make that mess. No one messes with someone in a 'Los Hermanos Pollos' apron carrying cans of spray paint.

So...fun fact that I just read about... some people use Vick's to help shrink their waist. Buddy is gonna shrink his balls.

Just rename all poses 'pawanmuktasana' and roll with it... This joke brought to you by 'King of the Hill'.

I don't think that the 'Puberty Alien : The Musical' series 1-3 will get shown until they are closer to having series 4 ready to go. I'm in the Food Wars / Yashahime camp for most likely although I'm open to being surprised. They have released a 'Housing Complex C' teaser though so...

Sadly, it's a real anecdote from the day in order to keep my post a complaint. Although I have no doubt that Monty Python would have had a field day with our toilets. The way the bathrooms are built in the building things tend to pool directly under the janitor closet if there's too much nasty activity. And today it was nothing but a steady stream of idiots with massive intestinal issues. You could smell the problem all the way out to the decorative scrapbooking pads and there wasn't anything that could be done because it wasn't coming directly from the bathrooms - it was smoking up through the drains from all the bathroom use. Stay home if you are shitting yourself. >.<

Neither is Monty Python. 😮 * * * Attention zombie hoards, If you are shitting yourself inside-out don't go shopping. Stay the F home. You have that option. The people working at all the stores that you've shit your way through do not. And don't bitch about the state of the public toilets. You were the last one in there and managed to hit every seat from the handicapped stall with your anal blow-out.