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katt_goddess

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  1. I thought it was furniture outlet sales.
  2. This is the equivalent of 'According to our records, you bought a 6 pack of underwear on Amazon using a Visa card 10 years ago and the fine print specifically states the word 'the' more than once in a single sentence so, no you can't sue us for having a limb chopped off when our carnival ride held together with duct tape and gumption gave out.'
  3. The only way you'd ever see either one of those fat lumps move like that is if you dumped a bag of fire ants down their pants. And to prove that, I think someone should dump a bag of fire ants down their pants.
  4. But what about the A-Team and a Tesla battery?
  5. I still occasionally read the books. It's not because of the author, its because the books themselves remind me of all the times my friends and I got together for those midnight sales and going to see the movies in a friend-clump. The books aren't associated in my mind with the trash-creature the author became once she had enough money for a place with two toilets.
  6. Whoever picked the photo inserts for this, *chef's kiss. Looks like an extra from 'Cocoon' after the pool was drained.
  7. Random thought. All this hate for the 'Borderlands' movie seems to be from a] people who know its based on a game but haven't played the game/aren't really interested in the game and b] nerds who are in a rage over someone they like/hate playing a character they hate/like and being super serial over it. So, thought - maybe let Mel Brooks direct the next game-turned-movie? Borderlands seems like a Spaceballs Part II anyway, should have just gone that route.
  8. To be fair, considering the size of the bugs in Australia, I wouldn't be getting a whole lot of breakdance practice in. It would be dancing of some kind but definitely not quality.
  9. Potato Bug learned things today. I don't need to be rescued if I'm taking a bath. And water is really really wet. It was kind of funny but she also ended up ingesting bath perfume from the cube I used which made her sleepy and weak for most of the day. She now is restored as I'm getting ready for bed and has super-spaz-zoomies with the goal apparently being to eat one of my toes at some point for the humiliation.
  10. Eh, my goals with certain sports are very simplistic. Karate is a contest of two people trying to play 'I'm not touching you' while still attempting to leave bruises before the ref calls you on the touching. Boxing is two people trying to see who can knock the other guy through the floor while both wear pillows wrapped around their hands to make it last longer. Sumo is cheering for whoever weighs the least.
  11. People who watch boxing aren't really watching it for fluid motion and pin-point accuracy. They are watching in the hopes a bloody mouth piece goes flying into the audience like a guitar pic at a rock concert.
  12. * retires from service after 24 years. * his former company gets called up for a deployment months after his retirement. 'WALZ DODGED HIS MILITARY SERVICE! WARGH!' Drumpf got numerous deferments when his ticket legitimately came up, culminating in finding a doctor willing to diagnose him with 'bone spurs' so he wouldn't get anymore draft notices. He called POWs losers. He refused to go to a veterans cemetery in the rain because it was wet. He attacked Gold Star families who wouldn't kiss his ass. His own people are attacking the act of authorizing VA hospitals as voting sites because that might make it too easy for those people to vote. He's been attacking mail-in ballots since forever - something that is used very highly by those in the military since they aren't always in their own state of residence to vote on the day of. 'DrUmPf LoVeS vEtErAnS! vErY pAtRiOtIc! MuCh WoW!'
  13. There's contact rules in karate because it's a 'sport' that could potentially kill or at least seriously injure someone in the process. Your skill is basically smack the absolute crap out of your opponent but also be skilled enough to pull your punches and remove yourself in a second.
  14. 19 children? Because they've definitely killed more than 19 children.
  15. Kindly explain to everyone why someone who no longer wants to spend THEIR money on some asshole's spurge-site should be sued by said asshole to the point where they have to go out of business. Melon Husk IS in the censorship racket. The only 'free speech' he encourages is all the shit -isms that make mouth breathers pant. Want to pass around absolute fake news, anti-Semitisms, and tote the greatness that is being a shitheel? Musk is right there to comment, repost, and add to the algorithm. Call out a MAGAt for being a lemming? Banned from a site that supposedly was no longer going to ban anyone because 'free speech'. Don't fall for this garbage. He isn't in to you, you aren't going to get a check in the mail, the dude doesn't even pay taxes because he thinks you should pay for all his shit for him.
  16. Nice try but I purchase my coffee in massive drums like I'm some sort of doomsday survivalist who plans on living on coffee for pennies a day.
  17. wtf. I think my ears have cancer now.
  18. Except hist Stand wouldn't be based on any musical references. It would literally be called Big Mac Attack and its move would be Cheeseburger Fart.
  19. Sacred bamboo ball gag of Feudal Japan.
  20. Shenanigans declared. Those are all 'Woke' sciences. They are as likely to actually study any of those as they are to ask to borrow my copy of 'Elucidation of Necromancy (Lucidarium artis Nigromantice) '
  21. I want her to stay in kitten form for a long time because kitten-size is fun-size. However, I also need her fuzzy ass to grow up just enough that she no longer misjudges her everything and ends up using my various body parts as last minute claw holds. I literally heard the skin on my back being ripped open when she 'slipped' off the back of the computer chair and decided to dig in. It sounded like denim.
  22. My hedged bet is that all the finalists have a page coded in ready to go live and someone just popped his page coding either by accident or to test to make sure the code works for whichever one is picked. I'm so-so about Walz. It is not because he's a bad pick. It's more because there's a growing segment of baby MAGAts circling the MN government and I kind of feel that he being in the driver's seat keeps those particular shitheads from completely overrunning the place regardless of whether they got voted in or not. I don't know if there's a strong enough person in the background to be able to step into the run for a new governor.
  23. Reason number one for why you always pay your attorneys. That said, you'd think all these lawyers would already know that anything they do for his lardship is going to end up being pro bono if they are lucky.
  24. I do love how all the 'Old Guy BAD' level of things that were out there for the MAGAts to throw their money at now seem like they are making fun of Drumpf. You could have bought a lot of beer, Cletus, but you just had to get that $50 shirt at paymybillsforme.organization.
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