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He got that a lot but only because of his fairly bubbly personality and no judgements attitude that usually endeared him to people. He wasn't gay in the 1980's definition of 'gay', he was gay in the 1920's definition. He wanted exercise to be fun and a party, not a horrible hateful chore. He had pointblank stated in the past that he was not gay when asked and he has never had a single real report of a boyfriend stepping forward to date. It's quite possible that he was asexual in that he had no interest in people in any sort of sexual relationship but was happy to interact with people in all other variations of interaction. Until he completely pulled away from the public eye, he would spend a lot of time personally calling fans to answer their letters.

Can we all just consider a small silver lining currently. Somewhere, out there, Burgum is crying into his soup because he dropped being governor completely, spent a ton of money trying to force his Lt. Governor through the primaries for governor to which she lost big time, and also likely spent a ton of money on Drumpf because no one hangs with that walking fart cloud without also being asked for money and all he has to show for it is a maybe spot as court jester in the Orange Stain Kingdom.

JD Vance's attempt at a 'Dear Penthouse' letter featuring being paddled by a baguette.

If there's a specific place near your house where they like to perch, wait until they are perching and offer them peanuts right there on the ground as near as you can get while saying 'Peanuts'. Someone will explore the offering and before long they'll react to you specifically offering peanuts but only when they are in that very specific area. I have thieving squirrels too so I wait until the crows are in the area and asking for peanuts before putting any out.

Initially people thought it was just fireworks going off until Dumpster dropped and then people started screaming while the secret service started swarming. So, don't let any of the so-called hero interviews on Faux Noise fool you*, they didn't duck because they didn't know that's what they needed to do. * there are some people claiming that they didn't duck because they were there to 'protect the president'. After the fact. Reality is they didn't register it was gunshots.

No fair, yours don't call you crow-swear words! Offer them raw peanuts. They are like crack for crows.

Stupid hooman blocked the fast track to the puter-no-no-get-off place. I is angy nao and will nap where I can bite toes. Dictated not read.

Everyone he surrounds himself with are all sycophants with as much charm as a six-pack of generic t.p. sitting in a puddle. He has never wanted anyone with any level of charisma to equal his own because it's always been his show and he's the only star allowed. It's one of the reasons he's dragged out the VP pick - that and I'm guessing each one on the short list has been 'assisting' him with his current bills so he wants that to go on as long as possible. He goes and you end up with a bunch of leftover lieutenants all attempting to cling to their own sense of power by outcrazying the other crazies.

I'm on the record and remain on the record that I want his death to be remembered for how absolutely pathetic he went. Choking on a Big Mac or a piece of hot dog that someone didn't cut into small enough pieces. Falling down the stairs of his airplane. Asphyxiated from the fumes of a super full Huggie. Struck by lightening in mid-lie. And maybe lasered by a passing Death Star although that might actually be considered strangely cool. Dying in a self-induced rage in solitary confinement. An assassination attempt that fails is just him ramping up to claim he's the second coming of Reagan while MTG starts posting about how he's the second coming of frickin' Jesus. Again.

Since there are reports that there were people shot in the stands and at least one might have been fatal, maybe too soon. Bernie Sanders immediately sent out a 'this is NOT acceptable' twit once things hit the air waves and were confirmed as real.

Edit - ear definitely nicked, almost looks like he got shot in the cheek but that could just be from him touching his ear and then face. Looked puffier than usual.

Trump face bloody.

I read this as literal because Drumpf is a sex pest. And I laughed way too hard.

At least with a potato you can have french fries and I could totally go for 'medicinal fries' right about now. An asshole is all sound and fury signifying a yuge mess.

It's motto would be 'Can't We All Just Swim Along?" And also 'Get off my lawn, whippersnappers.'

Even just disconnecting has to come with a price. Hell, I just went to change out the batteries on a cat toy and the inside of the toy had already turned to a rusty, acidic mess [ which is probably on me since I do really horrible things to electronics, especially battery-fed stuff ]. Imagine the parts of your brain turning to rusty acidic mush because Husk decided 3 years is the maximum he'll allow for anyone existing on a first gen but you'll start to disconnect in 2. One step further, imagine your head bursting into a fire that needs almost an entire lake to put out because he decided to use Tesla battery tech to keep your inner remote control functioning?

Towards you about kicking a pelvis - I can easily kick a pelvis so hard there isn't much left. I just have to be mad enough and let's face it, some fascist creeper smirking at me and going on about how fighting back against them is wrong deserves an immediate double testiclectomy for the good of all society. And towards MD's comment about how Biden saying he'll accept a loss somehow means that any stated concerns about a second Dumpster administration are overblown. Nope, it's pointblank a statement that apparently needs to be made now that we've officially had a jackass refuse to participate in the peaceful transfer of power that's been part of the US since the start of frickin' Presidents and said jackass is running again. And for the fun of the thread in general, 'the right to bear memes' user on x is so far up orange anuses himself that he would, unironically, do a bad photoshop of Biden's head on Drumpf's body in one of Epstein's confiscated photos and totally claim its not photoshop, it's totally Biden raping underaged girls that happen to look like Ivana. And Aristophanes has yet to meet or make up a controversary he can't milk. Please feel free to note the Blue Anus checkmarks on their names that denote they are very important people as long as the checks keep clearing to the Melon Husk charity.

The kick starts at the front and comes out the back. They'll be lucky to have a horseshoe shaped pelvis left. And I'll probably need a new pair of shoes. Also, Biden saying he'll accept a loss is him pointing out yet another difference in how he as a President will act - Drumpf has refused to say he'll accept anything other than a win and the last time he lost, he wound up a mob of morons to storm the Capital.

First off, any pinhead that smirks at me while claiming everything will be fine if I don't fight back is going to leave my presence missing a jaw and a large part of their pelvis. Secondly, how about skipping this and just going Weird Al for president instead.

The real problem with all these hand-wringing reports of Biden's age and all the possible infirmaries that fill each and every news hour is that there is no reporting whatsoever on all the shit that happened during the previous administration, no hammering on any of the many active instances of poor behavior and repeated threats of violence by both Dumpster and his sycophants both before and during the current administration, CNN hasn't even bothered to go after anything set in that abhorrent Project 2025 shit, nothing about Dumpster's own inability to actually answer any questions without veering off into 'vengeance is mine' spurge territory. It is very interesting to see the very same types of people who couldn't say a single good thing about the so-called 'mainstream media' before are suddenly so horny for those same media outlets and for all of the reasons mentioned above. All this 'Harris could beat Drumpf' is fine - she's still the VP and would become the acting President if anything does happen to Biden. It's not a matter of voting between a mummy and Hitler, it's a matter of voting between a continued democracy and a confirmed Christofascist dictatorship.

I could say the same about all the people acting like this is the only news to come out of that dismal 'debate'. They'd probably draw a square and write '25:00 fm' in the center.

At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Serious lack of random Capitalization of Big and Important sounding words. Shenanigans declared. Someone else typed that up so he could claim he never said anything about it if pushed.