katt_goddess

The correct question does not include a microwave but rather a toaster oven.

I had the Jimmy John's beach club. Currently enjoying the allergic twinges from the lettuce because it's what I do.

Same thing I have every morning - I try to take over the world a bowl of gross oatmeal and a cup of something. Currently that's milk tea. On the rare day off, I treat myself to a sausage, egg and cheese from Caribou and a larger Cooler [ either Caramel High Rise or Turtle Mocha ] because the Cooler will last all morning long while I do other things.

Depends. How big is this island? I like my solitude after all.

I need to know who/what the MothWoman/WhiteSwallow/wtf is all about and whether or not it's something that should be fast-tracked for swag purposes.

Toss up. It was either: They said I'd live forever, but they lied...it's been much longer... or This sig is brought to you by the letters 'F' and 'U' and the number '2' I also had a list of quick links to a few active threads at various points over the years.

None. They REALLY have to be desperate to try going after me. My blood is not good.

It's to each their own but as far as I can see, Andre is the same thing as Awesome Show just with a more 'focused' theme of talk show as opposed to channel surfing after midnight. Its basically a show about being cringy, being loud, and being stupid for the shock value.

Long week, feeling tired, wanted something ridiculous along with my grocery run and grabbed one of those weird blind ball things where it has 5 separate compartments and you build whatever stupid thing is in there. This one was supposed to be a battle-ready dinosaur thingie. It was in their super clearance basket so whatever. Get home, peel all the parts open, start putting it together....there are two tail pieces and no extended neck piece. I put it together anyway. F-ing Chernobyl plesiosaur. Two tails and the head wedged on a firing pin facing the wrong direction. Now I know why they were all in the clearance basket. 1 out of every 14 is a short bus special and I won the prize.

I had sushis.

Minoriteam was just a poor attempt at edgelord humor - look at these heroes who are just the absolute worst caricatures of stereotypes and cringe along with us! Naw, I'll watch something else. But the worst show ever was TGttM. Pure shit and I'll tell you why - I feel like that particular show led to the influx of shitty live-action shows that took over for awhile and that absolutely includes Awesome Show and Eric Andre.

Nothing beats a codpiece. Because nothing wants to go anywhere near that codpiece.

I stick with what I know when I'm still half-looped from the metric ton of ether they needed to keep me under for the entire procedure. I start coming to and there's no going back to sleep. I'll take KFC over that easily.

If your diarrhea gives you a greasy aftertaste, you are -seriously- doing something wrong.

Maybe this will help you narrow your search. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197148/soundtrack/

I don't drive either, I'm a Huffy person! Nevermind, 'second order' bull would definitely blow the price up. >.<

Hey now, don't be that way! After any surgery, the doctors want you to successfully use the toilet so your guts fully wake up from the anesthesia. KFC definitely speeds that process along and you don't even have to chew the chicken.

I feel like you missed the whole 'Sponge's Asshole' arc. Trust me, you want to miss that one.

I think DoorDash charged you for each Guy. Then again, their shakes are stupid expensive and tiny too. But I don't think I've ever crossed the $20 barrier with them even with a shake [ once, it was hot out and I hadn't had a shake since St. Pat's last year ]. I also pick it up myself on the way home instead of having it delivered. 5 Guys is actually fairly decent for an occasional splurge. I think it's the peanut oil but it doesn't make me sick. That's super rare for something so damn greasy the bag has disintegrated on the way home.

Well, it was IB. So Arm Meat, duh.

Dude, that was my Nightly News every dang day. Reading the latest in the Hey Mod thread let you know who was in a pissy mood and why before you might meet that person in the Noise folders.

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