katt_goddess

I thought they were very very busy trying to create a Toilet Police position on the capital now that Hunter Biden's dick pics are old news.

No. You must be punished for daring to try to learn something beyond how to read a Goofus and Gallant comic.

Imagine if every time a republican claimed there was a mental health care issue after a mass shooting they actually DID something to change that issue for the better.

I already drink more coffee than eat solid foods.

That's an insult to snake oil salesmen. At least with those you get something.

One act of clear air turbulence and so many problems would have been solved.

A basement apartment because I crave the darkness. But I would one day like to move to a two-bedroom condo well above ground with an enclosable balcony because the kitten really likes running around and going outside. I'd like her to get that exercise and safe outside space to get the damn wiggles out instead of anklebiting me every day.

Oh this is absolutely the plan. They'll claim that the economy was super awesome until the time bombs Lex Luthor Biden left behind went off instead of noting that they inherited a good economy and once again drove it directly into the ground themselves. Failing grades for all republicans in the mid-terms will be blamed on dems totally cheating every step of the way [ provided people are still allowed to vote in 2 years... 'never have to vote again' and all that ]. People not being able to afford anything anymore won't be a tariff thing because the Fart Prince insists he knows how tariffs work but rather sabotage by political enemies and 'others'. And there will still be idiots who believe all that because Faux Noise said so.

It was me. I linked that video from 'How heavy are the dumbbells you lift' one time here and I will do it again!

Up next, he's going to pick that snail trail head of Moms for Liberty for Education. Calling it now. After all, nothing says qualified like someone who hates kids, hates books and hates education being tapped to be in charge of all those things until it can be completely gutted.

How about no. Nominations shouldn't require spin doctors and shit-whisperers to 'explain' why a totally horrible pick is actually the greatest f-ing pick ever! The dude had a brain worm...in his brain...that DIED. Brain worms live to do two things - eat brains and shit eggs. His singular worm DIED. Yeah, I really want that kind of person in charge of determining what is and isn't safe to eat. And, anyone popping up with a 'he was just trolling! lol' hot take if/when any of these shitty picks are pulled is full of shit themselves. You want someone to make shitty hiring choices, put them in charge of a hot dog cart. It's not 'trolling' when the positions being filled are going to affect everyone in the damn country.

If he gets hits now though, he'll still have almost two months of clenching his cheeks in a jail somewhere before that can happen. IF it happens. Drumpf has the mental capacity of a goldfish if it isn't about him personally and/or he can make rage noises over it. He didn't pardon Epstein after all and that guy supplied the party.

My e-mails are full of requests for all the people who received their particular messages during the election cycle to immediately dump the twit and head to bluesky ASAP. I think its the equivalent of defunding Melon Husk in the way he hates the most - by no longer paying him anything including attention on that site.

Who else wants them to keep some 'fake' banner ads floating around featuring chili-boy flexing after eating whatever pills he was pimping?

So, let me get this straight. The guy who has been using his position as an active congressman to avoid getting dragged away to jail for the things he's already known to have done is now a civilian, effective immediately? Fire up the hibachi, it's roasting time - caveman flavored.

The question is always 'WHY?????' as you sit on the throne of hellfire for the second time in the same week because you never frickin' learn.

He wore a pink shirt for her.

Drumpf finally got a puppy. Unfortunately they are notoriously germy little shits and it sounds like this one has gotten used to table scraps. Better not let Noem in the same room.

Chess everywhere else on the planet - Chess at Mar-A-Lardo -

Absolutely not. Proof - In an episode of Dragon Ball Supers, Goku pops into Vegeta and Bulma's home, specifically the bedroom just because it was the closest or something. Goku doesn't really pay much attention to things like that. And Vegeta almost kills him on the spot. Not because Kakarot popped into his home unannounced though. It was because Bulma was in her pjs and that WAS HIS WIFE! Vegeta also almost got the enter Earth popped by Beerus when Beerus slapped Bulma and Vegeta decided God or no, you don't touch Bulma. Summary - Vegeta does not share like that and he loves his wife too much to think of anyone else in that manner.

That's definitely one way to avoid your own looming sex trafficking and pedophilia investigations...

He waits until the inauguration when he's 'official' and then just declares it as a presidential act that he is now totally allowed to do no matter what because the SCROTUS said he's immune to everything and the stack of bottom bitches he has in Congress okay the whole thing under threat of seeing MTG dance nekid if they don't comply.

Everything he owns is currently soaking in vats of Fabreez to get his infamous stink out of them. New weasel-fur hair plugs need time to heal. Full-body Thailand spa treatment to clear all pores from their impacted gobs of rancid spraytan. Test-driving new 'signature scents' that can go from a 12pm wake-up call to afternoon executive nap without revealing there's been 3 blow-outs in that time frame. Still screaming at people to find Hermione Granger and force her to make him a super diaper like she made that super purse. He's been posting this entire time but someone switched his phone with one of those Fischer Price Busy Little Bastard play-fones and he hasn't noticed the difference. Someone came up with KFC flavored pudding as a joke during election night and now it's pudding time all the time.

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I'm going to give a couple of helpful bits of advice on this. First, seriously re-read and think about the assistance list that buddy put up because that's not just food, it's bill assistance. I realize that sometimes it's easier psychologically to ask faceless people on the internet for help instead of having to see people in real life and maybe feel that they are judging you right to your face. They aren't. They wouldn't be in a position of assistance if they were there to be dicks about it. Second, maybe a decent breakdown on your gofundme page as to just what is going to be going towards what so that it isn't 'just' 6K, it's x for mortage, x for water/sewer/gas, x for food. You don't have to be super specific about how much exactly is any given thing but a general range will help people make better sense of just where that desired money is going to go towards. It also shows that yes, you actually are aware of how everything breaks down and its not just a case where someone pissed away what they had and have no idea how to continue or even worse, someone hoping to scam people for 6k just for the lols [ not saying you are but saying there ARE those types and they ruin it for everyone ].