katt_goddess

I've busted at least 3 of those pedometers so I don't bother with them anymore. I bike or walk everywhere possible. I've asked for a taser and a segway for work but so far, no luck.

He's already pointblank said what he'd do to end the war and bring peace to that entire part of the world - cut off all aid to Ukraine and let Putin take everything. Putin must tell him he's a pretty boy every time they talk.

Yep, Hitler Youth isn't breaking any rules whatsoever. Should have called someone a 'lemming'.

Here's some 'breaking news' for the you. Netanyahu is still refusing to even consider a ceasefire because there are still hostages out there. That he hasn't bombed flat yet.

You assume that he has a waist to bend. Plus that's still assuming a level of sophistication that I don't think he has. He's totally going to do a toddler grab of a hot fry. And then we'll get a month of him wearing an entire package of Always Maxis on that hand and demanding a Purple Heart. I don't think there's a 'stupid' character that you could reference that wouldn't be an upgrade of him and an insult to them. Even Stimpy could hold a job without bankrupting it.

Feeling kind of sick, realized I hadn't really eaten anything since breakfast, got some food. First bite, feel a bit of metal. The temp crown I got this Monday just fell off. I can't get in until next Monday afternoon. I just wanted something to frickin' eat. -.-;

But there are still hospitals and pre-schools standing.

I just saw that on my feed that Bluesky crashed because of all the new users fleeing wankerland. Honestly, good. Not good that it crashed, good that people are just saying they are done with Melon Husk's bullshit and are actively showing it by leaving. Even if it means starting over, for those with solid real followers, getting things back on track shouldn't be that hard once people know how to re-friend/re-follow/re-whatever on the new site.

Yeah, he's going to work 'half an hour' because that's how long he thinks real people work takes. And it's going to be making french fries. Now taking bets as to how long it takes before he tries to pull a fry directly out of the oil with his bare hands [ if he's even allowed near anything ]. Dude can't even walk down a shallow ramp. He's going to be taken out by a spot of grease on a kitchen floor.

They are just jealous that he's like 60 now and still able to get up off the ground after getting down on the ground.

They just launched a rocket at Europa today. We'll need Space Force to fight off Mr. Nimbus.

There's some demand that he no longer receive those contracts anymore, especially since he isn't paying taxes on the money he's been funneling from those contracts directly into his 'America PAC'. When you work for someone, you are essentially agreeing to certain restrictions. Example, unless you work at Waffle House, you aren't allowed to tell a customer directly to f all the way off. You do that in the breakroom with the door shut. <.< >.> Besides, any MAGAt that is crying about 1A rights being violated is blowing smoke up someone's ass because they don't actually care about 'rights' unless it's them. These are the same people defunding public schools in order to funnel that money to religious for-profit schools, demanding christian bible classes in what's left of those public schools, banning books that they themselves have never and will never read, contemplating loudly about using the military to control any citizen protests that arise [ or as the case around here was, attempting to pass a law saying it was okay to run protesters over ] and banning the use of frickin' pronouns because words. Those are all things covered in 1A too after all. Anyway, to lighten things up, the Spirit of Halloween bless you

I blinked. Within that blink, little miss 'yes, more diarrhea please' figured out how to open a tucked shut pizza box and start slurping up cheese and pepperoni greases. I order delivery pizza like twice a year maybe. Get a job, freeloader. Swear I'm putting her bean pics up on OnlyFans.

There is one little problem with that. Melon Husk has government contracts and receives money from us the taxpayers for his various 'pursuits'. As such, he is supposed to be held to certain standards and one of them is the whole not supporting an insurrectionist on American soil or inciting violence towards its people. If he wants to cry about his civilian rights, he'll have to become an actual civilian and cease sucking on the taxpayer's teats.

It's all about 2A until you get near a Dumpster rally. Then it's the republicans taking your guns. Funny how that works.

I'm either not seen as a threat or seen as a bigger potential predator than is worth getting riled up over. I definitely don't feed them because the usual pair tend to nest in a very public area and I don't want them to either associate humans with food or have idiot humans thinking they can feed them anything because they saw someone else feeding them. They were finally successfully blocked from their favorite but dangerous nesting area this year so I haven't seen them. Most animals don't bother me although the crow family did refer to me in crow-swear for a while. Now they call my kitten a crow-swear if they see her taking a walk outside.

Kitty got claws and they know it. It was cassette tapes, spank you very much. And those geese love me.

I'm definitely jinxing it but so far I've received exactly one poli-flier and its regarding one of the measures on the ballot. I'm guessing that after consistently calling out my so-called reps every time they claim to 'work for the people' by demanding they actually do that, I might have been put on a 'Do Not Bother' list for the state's republican cavemorons. E-mails...I get about 100+ a day of those though. Damn Publisher's Clearinghouse being a f*cking tease.

[ Potato Bug Rant ] I want to go outside. I was told I could go outside. I put on the harness and we went outside. I like the outside. I found a bug. It was a very angry bug. It bit me twice, mommy screamed, grabbed me, took me inside and stuck my arm in the sink. I am mad. I want to go back outside. But now mommy won't take me outside. She says I have to stay inside and be watched. I am mad. [ translation - she found a wasp and doesn't seem to understand that no, we are not going back outside just because she still wants to ]

Some dingus died on the Dongus. And then this ender - 'The following morning, their guest house was tidied up, revealing beer mats adorned with swastikas.' Yep, the world is missing out on what this genius could have done with the rest of his life.

They might be packing ARs. Better flatten the landscape immediately just to be safe.

Don't forget the hospitals. Education and health care. The two greatest evils to ever exist if you believe the GOP.

... Klingon. Do eet.

That particular costume would originally be at least 25 pounds. Considering the padding involved, soaked it would weigh about 75 pounds minimum with every step sucking up more water and dragging the human wearing it down.

It's just him in a room looking into a mirror. And then later, a turkey baster wrapped in hundred dollar bills.