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katt_goddess

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  1. My hobby is growing tumors. It's been really productive. I'm a year overdue for what's supposed to be a twice-a-year jaw check to keep blobbies from reoccurring [ a good chunk of my face is actually medical plaster and a steel peg from evicting blobbies ] but once I can finally get away from work long enough for that crap to happen, I also schedule a cleaning for the same day just to get the taste of rubber gloves and x-ray props out of my mouth. It's a full day of fun right there. Haven't had the micro-blasting thing yet. If it's faster and less annoying than the scrape-n-poke, I'm all for it. The faster I get that little bag of Crest garbage the better.
  2. Trade you for a no-day weekend?
  3. They don't make sunblock strong enough. A long sleeved button-up dude shirt is quicker to throw on and take off. There are plenty of days where the first thing I do when I get home is shed everything and stand in a cold shower until I can actually feel the cold water.
  4. My blood pressure is back into the 140's again and I'm supposed to relax, rest, and not do anything or deal with anything for awhile. Good luck with that. I can't even sleep through the night properly lately because everything hurts.
  5. Power coupon shopping at Bath & Bodyworks today because I am not going near the mall on Fridays or weekends. Sweater Weather and Blueberry Waffle candles, full size Lily & Green Tea mist, small size Pretty As A Peach mist, and a de-stressor bath fizzy = ~$24.
  6. I'm the opposite in I usually have to keep my right eye shut in strong sunlight, even with sunglasses. Horribly photosensitive. I hate summer because I have to wear long sleeves and gloves when outside for any length of time or I start to burn.
  7. Sadly, I'm not all that surprised. I saw a 'Cat Dad' shirt online and knew it was just the start.
  8. I was forced to go to a lot of church growing up... But my mom looks more like she escaped 51 than the Vatican. The reason could be so she'd hide stuff for them later in case of neckbeard Naruto invaders.
  9. Can confirm. They moved all the Area 51 stuff to my mom's house because once something goes in that hole, it's never seen again.
  10. But then the question would be would you poke it or just run screaming from the room a Born Again Mega-Vegan?
  11. I think they could have a free trial thing. Isn't it free with Amazon Prime anyway or is that just if you have a firecube? Because I know they'll occasionally do a 30 free trial of the Prime service which should include the streaming stuff. Otherwise, I'm guessing it isn't all that much since now everyone has a streaming service of some kind and there are so many that have solid free menus to enjoy.
  12. Yeah, first season. Every time I see that gif, no matter the quote, I laugh so hard I choke. That little person didn't stand a chance - they were just like a Lego in the hallway in the morning.
  13. You end up with a mutant abnormal zombie with a pituitary problem... Please note what may be fuggs in the lower left hand corner on her bike
  14. The end of humanity started not with a bang but with girlish high pitched screams at a Chinese restaurant...
  15. That does seem like a lot to process. At least you had a feeling already so it's not like you stumbled on a family secret at a funeral. Your personal history just got bigger, that's all. It doesn't change who you really are because this is you now. Your history will continue to change all your life, you just ended up with an entire chapter in a single drop this time.
  16. Some are healthier than others, some just run away for fun no matter what until they associate you specifically with good things.
  17. 'Pop-eye' aka feline syphilis. Passed on to the kittens developing eyes as they are being born, it matures as the eyes do. If not dealt with immediately, the eyes will seal shut, stay sealed shut and the resulting pressure buildup will pop the eyes inwardly causing painful death. It happens too much in feral communities, especially if there's a limited bloodline going on that ruins the natural immunity. Every few hours, picking up an infected kitten to carefully sponge it's eyes back open to make sure the pressure drains while the little one cries because it doesn't know what's going on... Check all the other kittens you can to see if anyone else has any sort of crusts starting because the vet is going to want to know what level of infection there could be going on. Hopefully just the one is too weak to fight it off. If you've been feeding them and can do so, try to include something extra in their bowls to help build up strength. Suggest a meaty wet food like beef and livers or chicken. Fish can be too rich for some kitties and cause horrible diarrhea.
  18. Get your ass outside and dig yourself a hole, Radar.
  19. Not really, dude. It doesn't get posted all over the place and honestly, any time that little meme-thing pops up I laugh and it makes the day a little better just because. Also, dang it. She got the video to load. Kind of disappointed that the sign that was behind her the entire time didn't pick up through the glare on the glass. It said '$50 Facials' .
  20. Probably a large chunk of what are considered 'hugely successful' movies because I don't go to the theatre all that often but do watch stuff on tv or DVD. And those that I do watch, I watch because they interest me and not because some critic wet their pants over it. So I've seen things like the Marvel / DC movies, Harry Potter, LotRs type things but I haven't watched something like 'Gone with the Wind' or any of the Godfather movies because those really seem like things you watch when you can devote some actual attention to them and not as pure brain-candy.
  21. Hot flashes. In summer. Either that or the Zika-special from some swamp-bug bites is finally hitting full effect. Either or, screw you. I don't like 'hot' .
  22. Take it to facebook.
  23. Sweet! Were you allowed to give any of them a slight smack-pat? [ and before anyone screams, elephants are actually really ticklish so if you just rub them like you would a dog or cat, it actually makes them a bit twitchy ] Or was it a handlers only area which is still cool. And did he lose a tusk or was he born that way? I'm not up on my Big Willy trivia.
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