katt_goddess

Well, don't forget to fill them full of sugar right before sending them home. Shows their parents how much you care for their random spawns.

We called them Slip and Rips because you ended up with grass stains and busted skin no matter what.

Sounds too much like Cartman but whatever floats your goats. Besides, not too many people are going to necessarily know the villainous origins of the original Cat-man [circa 1963]. <.< >.>

Slip n Slide party in the backyard? Or is it a full indoor invasion?

So you finally deciding on your official drag queen name. Better make sure no one else has claimed them though before going public.

If you are what others call you, you really should insist on something better. Like Batman.

Well, Myspace is now a celebri-tard filled TMZ wannabe so soap opera drama maybe?

Look at that pook-a-boo. Cutie pupper. Are you going to attempt leash-to-collar type training or just go with harness training due to his smaller size?

Picked up from the good ol' white boys. In clearing away land for settlers, people were paid for every native scalp they turned in as proof that the area was being cleared out or had been cleared out. In turn, the natives did the same but they weren't the ones that started it. The same thing goes for ambushing villages. Often native settlements would be raided once the hunters had all left meaning that soldiers were basically rounding up and / or killing outright women, children, and any elders that hadn't gone off to die somewhere. History has all sorts of f-ed up stuff and you'll learn more if you read something other than State of Texas approved textbooks.

post.like.shatner...break.the.period.key.while.you.are.at.it... >

Always show up for the last day of work. No point in burning a bridge. And steal their hearts? Make them wish you weren't running like hell to somewhere else?

Yes, they do. For once try not to be such a contrarian retard yourself. There's a thin skinned canker sore in Versace brand adult huggies in the White House right now that would love to make a mountain out of any mole hill as long as it distracts from all the investigations against them. And yes, all threats against the President of the United States are subject to investigation, even stupid ones that have zero possibility of happening. The reason these normally don't make the news is because normally no one says much outside of where ever it occurred.

I...don't think she realizes that the Secret Service responds to anything remotely considered a threat even if it's just a backhanded comment with no action intended. -.-;

They still use leeches. The anti-coagulant properties found in leeches means they make excellent and easy assistants for reattachment surgeries to keep blood from pooling in extremities. LSD was a lab based experiment that fell into the hell hole when people decided to use it excessively and without any reason or system just to get high. Much like so many other drugs of the past, better research and resources have led to things that work better. No more and no less. And for someone who has often in the past waxed poetic about their personal hearth goddess She of Perpetual Luck and Broom Bristles, don't diss my night job.

You had to have seen times in the past where the bills were a bit bigger than you liked. You would have had the chance to think about what had change during the billing cycle to cause the increase [more AC? all the lights on all the time? etc etc] . You would have changed things to lower the bills [only AC in the afternoons or alternate with fans in high traffic areas, change out all the bulbs to the energy saver ones that last for freaking years, etc etc] . But apparently you didn't. Therefore, you suck at bills. Very simple.

Actually, in most cultures that don't have their heads firmly up their butts, drugs of various kinds were used for religious reasons under controlled and watched situations. It's only as time has progressed that people stopped considering dosages and reasons and just do whatever and however much they can of things.

I'd post a truncated scan of the actual bill but you'd still claim it was mocked up. Not worth my energy. You suck at bills. Time to get out the candles and pretend to be a pioneer.

Nope. It was $29.89. Previous month was $27.95. The statement was still by the computer. I have lights, tv and computer on constantly and fans running all the time and still don't hit whatever you hit. $300 for just a month of electricity is frightening. You supplying the whole neighborhood or what?

You've just taught land tortoises how to swim and gave a kitten away to a Chinese restaurant?

What the hell? Mine was something like $29 last month. It hits maybe $45 in the winter because of the need for extra heating and lights. whut

Turtles don't have 'mouths' per se, they have 'beaks' . They'll chomp through anything if they want to and the bigger the turtle, the stronger their beak.

For once, she didn't feed an animal poison. Turtles eat worms, slugs, snails, basically anything they can get in their normal habitat. Live food can be a bit messy though so most people stick with the pre-packaged stuff.

No one cares. Not even your nana.

Hell yeah, Princess Peach is the one to be. The only one more worthless than Luigi is Toad. I don't care if he can lift heavy things, he handles like a drunken sumo with a peg leg.

Says the 'tard with a turd in his name whose greatest aspiration is to one day get off the couch long enough for the ass dent in it to dry out.