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Aw, I want a babby. Babbies are so cute when they are that size. They need all the cuddles. Name it 'Jello' and keep it because there's always room for Jell-O.... <.< >.>

Meaning that if he's just being a jerk occasionally now whenever the mood hits him and there's a set of boobs nearby to point at, he might decide to be really rude about things all the time just to see you react. If he feels he has seniority over you either by years worked or just plain age, he might think he's allowed to be rude to you. So someone who is the boss of him is better for dealing with it than you.

Helps to expel the placental matter that's still lingering as well as to help the uterus contract back into shape. You can't have anything left behind after all. >.<

If the guy is being this blatant about things, he's probably already been talked to about toning it down. If he does things like this especially because he knows it makes people uncomfortable, only someone who he thinks has seniority over him will get him to knock it off. He's old enough to know better but probably doesn't care so going to a supervisor was likely the best thing since telling him anything directly would have just made him more aggressive towards you.

Honestly, it's a toss up because after awhile, everything hurts equally. shattered kneecap in a snowblower - wasn't taken to a doctor until months later because my family is dicks. tumor in my jaw - the pressure was so bad I took a hat pin and jammed it through the bone to shunt some of the liquids away. a couple of mild 'clean' rushed-to-the-ER infarcts - hurt like hell. waking up during the second jaw surgery and not being able to be put back under because I had already adapted to everything - do not recommend. waking up after gallbladder surgery - worst sore throat ever because the tube tore my esophagus. tumor biopsy - actually hurt worse and for longer than the surgery itself; I was stupid for days after the surgery but the biopsy consisted of constant ice packs and pain meds that didn't work for almost a week with bruising that lasted over a month. impaled on a fencepost, gut-side down - curled up around a frozen 2-liter bottle and didn't move for 3 days. stabbed in the chesticle with a metal garden spike - itched like a bitch. Probably forgetting a lot. I tend to walk it off when hit by a car after all.

They will be running like Naruto! Plus, the BO levels at a desert event like this could probably act as a force field.

I have no issues with going to a concert alone. I'm on me-time and only have to worry about my schedule and not anyone else's then.

It only takes a few people to suggest something semi-exciting for others to start adding to the idea. The memes are likely to be more entertaining than the actual trek out to the area itself. Looking out over it from the closest fence accessible to citizens is like looking out over ND during winter, endless wasted flatland. Although...I do want to encourage the attempt. A sea of beer-bellied neckbeards in 'X-Files' themed t-shirts getting some much needed exercise and fresh air as they serpentine through the desert? I want to see that on the news! Live!

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Running like Naruto works. Totally. Come at me. I is ninja-running now.

It would have to be a ASCII one because I don't get photos and that potato-phone doesn't take photos.

In this case, I think you could post the number by prefacing that it's the number in the show that's being used for programming / fan / company purposes if the message you are getting is relevant to the program [ ie it's not a 'real' number that some poor schmuck has to change to escape weird people calling at all hours of the day and night ] . I'm guessing they might actually be tabulating how many calls they get. Also, heads up. There was a Weird Al t-shirt in season 3 and they've decided to release them for public consumption if anyone here is interested. You can get one via http://weirdal.com/home/ .

I don't think that jar pic does anything to defuse the rumors of her virulent sentient herpes.

Attention all clown-brained assholes who see a flooded street and decide 'hey, I can drive through that' , no, no you can not. The water is past the hood of the car stalled in the damn street. The water is inching its way steadily towards the windows of the apartment buildings along the street. People are standing in water past their damn knees in the street. Your stupid attempt to boldly go on by forces all that wake water ever closer to MY apartment. I'm the one standing there, waving you to stop and go around, up past my knees in soup trying to keep the one working drain on the street clear of debris and functional for over an hour and a half. I might not be the type to slash tires but I wouldn't be surprised if your crap gets hit at some point by any one of the people whose homes you threatened because you just had to drive through the water and see how deep it is. And if the person whose vehicle you helped flood ever decides to hunt you down and hold you under until the bubbles stop, this neighborhood probably won't see a thing. Asshole.

My bath water is guaranteed to be herp-free! Cat hair...I make no promises. She's a horrible water baby and plays in the tub. I promise not to charge extra for the pussycat fur.

He isn't. But the joke is that the '30 and still single' section of J-Date doesn't care. They WILL convert you. They don't care. [ American Dad joke - Roger wants a new blender and decides to abuse the wedding registry options by looking for someone desperate for marriage no matter what ]

Even those people don't want him. He couldn't even find a date on J-Dates 'over 30 and still single' section.

They work in small localized areas. I have an Arctic Air thingie and I placed it behind a fan to help distribute the cooling air better in the bedroom only. They aren't the greatest things on the planet but if you only need a tiny area to cool off briefly, they work for the cheap plastic box they are.

I dip the pizza crust in leftover ranch if there's any left after the wings are gone. It seems like a waste not to. I only actually go nuts and order pizza and wings about a couple times a year though. Lately I just don't food very often.

Authentic sound, dude! You want to riff Ylvis, you need to sound like you learned English phonetically damnit!

When you have that much fur, every slight breezy makes you look like you are in motion when you are just standing still.

I will sneeze all over you. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!

Yeah, really. Everyone knows that Bigfoots are 5th dimensional elemental beings native to this planet and this planet only.