katt_goddess

And the mini cans of pop! Last time I was in the hospital, I got jello and mini colas.

We come from the moon. Prepare to be spanked by moonrocks.

Dang dude. Healing vibes. All things heart suck donkey balls when things go south.

But in a frame, it goes from 'poster' to 'I am adulting with ART' .

Dude, not really. I've got all sorts of framed things on the walls [ mostly Venture Brothers art ] and I have them all hanging from thumbtacks. You just make sure to get a light-weight frame. And hole repair for that is literally a small piece of poster putty pushed into the wall to make the hole disappear and a dot of nail polish to smooth it all down. If you are renting, they have to repaint the walls for the next tenant anyway so the polish means it all looks new after.

I_am_Jacks_STD Breast Caddies LLC. Let them carry your load.

The last time I just hung out platonically with board friends, sticks gave my wrist a rash. I am allergic to you weirdos.

Why do I think that dude makes grant money doing that crap?

The clap of my buttcheeks alerts the bees.

Every one already knows my broom hovers near the ceiling at all times.

Straight up, if you are trying to spam your way to 500 it isn't going to work.

Mine will occasionally destroy one that falls into the tub before I find it. I've caught her in there smiling away with twitching legs sticking out of her mouth way too many times for comfort. Otherwise, form of cat-loaf.

Cats and dogs having been 'domesticated' for as long as they have, it's impossible that they haven't developed language understanding. Especially cats since their brains are wired almost identically to humans as far as which portions do what and how much of an area is used to process certain info. They are just smart enough to know that us knowing they know would require them to actually contribute to the household chores instead of pooping on the carpet when the litterbox isn't acceptable enough and then trying to roll and look cute. Not working, furball. Your predecessor would go get a plastic bag and bring it to me if she didn't like the state of things and when she was bored, she'd get the tv remote and turn it on to surf until something interesting caught her attention. Your superpower appears to be turning into the amazing cat-loaf and hosting ultimate spider fights in the hallway when you think I'm sleeping.

I blocked posts that quoted things that were not all that kosher. Otherwise, people would be riding the ban-hammer bus right now for at least a block or so.

helps, stop being a dick. You just end up peeing on your own shoes. -.-; elfie, if you announce what you are doing every time you do it people are just going to jump on you more when stuff does get cleaned up. The human body has 7 layers of functional skin before damage fully takes effect. Think about it. -.-; And please no links to illegal sites just to be an ass about it. -.-; The current 'official' kissanime is currently being hosted out of Russia for crying out loud. If someone wants to go there, they can find their way there without any public help from here please. Thank you Drive through.

I think my store has been attracting the WalMartian Butt-Monsters that have wandered too far from their usual herds lately.

I need peace and quiet and some stress-free me-time to do all the things I want to do. Alone. Like 4+ months worth or something. Is any of that too damn much to ask for? Also, I spilled my drink and now only have some crappy soy milk left.

I saw a huge butt-monster at the store today. It was wearing what might have originally been pink granny panties but their hungry butt turned it into a thong. I know this because they kept bending over to look at things on the shelf and that scared triangle of pink cloth would breach the waist band. I didn't dare get too close but kinda wanted to remind them that the store has cameras virtually everywhere.

Dick Army. and of course, his wife, Vagina Coastguard.

22 more days... -.-; My boots still need to be shined. This is why I always travel out the day after the Con ends. I get one full evening / night to myself at the hotel before spending a day in airports watching fat people try to fit on those people-movers.

Doc has actually said that Hank is so sane he seems insane. So he probably wouldn't just sleep with Triana because she's just past data to him. He takes stuff in and goes on to the next adventure. Also, I really want to say that he took all the pages where Dean wrote out how he was a bad brother with him. He's going to be processing all that while he's back on his mom bullshit again. I could see him telling her Dean slept with his girlfriend though just as a share / rant. Predictions for Hank. He ends up at that dojo that only had a small camo appearance as an instructor since he's been training under Brock since forever. And he somehow ends up as a Henchman for Uncle Malcolm not knowing they are related and the Monarch not saying anything but feeling somewhat responsible for his safety now that he actually sort of has an extended family.

Writing the link on my boobs during Dragon Con. No one is looking at anything else anyway.

I only smoke if I'm caught outside in direct sunlight.