katt_goddess

We expect you to not be a numbnuts. So knock it off, numbnuts. If you have to 'resort' to using slurs just to piss people off, you obviously lack originality.

...spine. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Trying to identify spider bites and treat them without going to the hospital because everything boils down to a steroid shot with them.

Age in and of itself? I have some crystals and geodes which are literally millions of years old. Otherwise - Inherited, I have a really old pocket watch that my great-grandpa got from his dad when they crossed the Atlantic for the New World back in the 1800's. Personally, a small stuffed mouse with white fur, pink felt ears, and black round button eyes. First stuffed animal ever. Mousie is in a box in the mystery closet right now. Peter the Bear was my second stuffed animal ever but he was lost to a fire a few years ago.

I'm honestly surprised that no one ever said anything about Auntie Bellum, the Southern Belle.

Hope whatever it is turns out to be something that is so nothing you'll laugh in it's face.

There's a reason the closest Chinese restaurant here has their dumpsters all the way across their parking lot. Seafood Buffet Sunday is Hell No Monday. I had a friend who did a stint at a professional launders that specialized in bulk washes for businesses. He put me off rice for a very long time after describing what they would find in the laundry bags from some of the local Chinese take-out places. It wasn't those places fault but things would get piled up and left in the back way too long in order to get a better deal for the bulk cleaning. Things would 'happen' in the pockets. >.<

You were the one in charge of cleaning his litter box this past week. I am not touching that. It looks like the surface of Mars and smells like a Chinese restaurant dumpster on fire.

Jan Egeland cosplay. Vroom vroom.

Thought it was chocolate ice cream. Heated to body temp so no doggy brain freeze.

Sorry. But my tiddies are resting up for their annual nerd review. Dragon Con exclusives only.

Welcome to the Feels Old party. I for one look forward to the day that something like 'Cop Killer' is used over the PA at nursing homes because it soothes the residents.

That poor doll. Proof that child safety scissors can still be the devil in the wrong hands. As for the name, its still enough to cause problems with the number attached. You'd think someone with a small child of their own would have better sense than to spread their info all over the place where any old hobo could get it.

And no one caught my 'PCU' joke in another thread. The disappointments are real lately.

I do hope you did not. Bans happen from deliberate shit like that, dude. Even if it's because the idiot doxed themselves, it's better to laugh publicly at them here than having random chan perverts having asthma attacks on her voice mail or hunting her dumb ass down in real life because of real name + number. -.-;

We measured worth in squirrel farts.

My super power is epic telekinesis. I use it to keep my boobs from freefalling past my navel and beyond. My other super power is not killing idiots, especially around the Crapmas holiday season. All while horrible sober.

My healing level right now is somewhere around 'Logan' . I did get bit by a goddamn radioactive spider but all I got was some really narly rash circles. [ in ND, just presume that all biting things are radioactive ]

Straight edge. I'm allergic to alcohol and tend to adjust to prescription medications too fast for them to be worth the efforts.

Translation - Who engages in day-to-day reality without resorting to mind altering drugs?

Hey, hope always springs eternal when it comes to medical bills going the hell away.

I've never come across the 'you're so sweet' thing as anything other than a sincerity. However, 'bless your little heart' is always an insult if the person saying it is southern. Always!

Disclaimer, I have yet to have a medical debt completely lump summed out of existence just to get rid of me. But, for my gallbladder I was able to set my payments at $50 a month after jumping through all the hoops to get it reduced. That way I'd still send in more than that if I could but didn't have to worry about whether or not I'd be able to afford a payment on any given month. My payments today are much higher than that but it's still set at a level that I know I can hit if not exceed. Always try to get your payments set at something you know you should be able to beat every month. It may stretch things out for what seems like forever, but you'll also have that little extra happy moment on any month you send in extra. Also, you said you don't have insurance? Might work in your favor. Some hospitals will not only work with you on payments but they'll reduce the amount you owe a little at a time with each payment you make on time. It's a good faith maneuver on both sides. Look into it.

Acid reflux is better than cardiac hell. Although you end up having to give up pop and possibly coffee while on certain meds. Check and see if your hospital has some sort of partnership with any agency that'll allow you to pay off the bill in small, interest-free monthly payments that won't screw your actual credit. You might even qualify for a reduced bill depending on your current income.