Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

Watching the Office while relaxing in my recliner. Woot.

You look gorgeous in this pic! If this is how you look "tired, disheveled, and less than sober," i can only imagine how you'd look when you're refreshed! (You seriously look very nice.)

Nah, it's just a strange coincidence. Besides, it got fixed with no issues whatsoever. It was a small nail, but it was definitely big enough to make it lose air.

Guess which side? Yep. The right rear. Luckily, it's in the tread and I can go to Discount Tire and get them to repair or replace it. See, this is why you get the warranty on new stuff, people. Thank God I won't have to pay for it at all. Woot!

I thought it was hilarious! "No one...chokes...me...without...consent!"

You look gorgeous in this pic! If this is how you look "tired, disheveled, and less than sober," i can only imagine how you'd look when you're refreshed! (Okay, that came off rather skeevy. I simply meant that you seriously look very nice despite how you were feeling.)

I don't care what anybody says. You can never have too many Taco Bell sauce packets.

Congrats to scoob and panic for winning their games. Good luck in the UEMB, uh, Toilet Bowl! (Rest in Peace, Moparman.) (Also, damn you, Kansas City for ruling Damien Williams inactive! DAMN YOU TO HELL! lol) sahockeygirl, good luck to you in our matchup to determine third place in the league.

That's what I'm praying for. I just wish I had seen KC rule Damien Williams inactive in time for me to make a change. I've been pretty busy with house work and Christmas shopping this past weekend. (No excuse though. I still have a chance to pull this one out. GO 'NAWLINS! WIN IN A SQUEAKER!)

I love old NFL Films music! Great choice! (The only reason I kept playing Madden '09 for several years.)

That would make sense. Anyway, the only player he has left is Alvin Kamara of New Orleans, and he's supposed to get over 23 fantasy points tonight. That's right. A dude who hasn't done much of anything is suddenly supposed to be a world beater because the Colts are playing the Saints. Is the Colts defense that bad? (Of course, he's got Drew Brees so that probably has something to do with it.)

Then I have no idea who the fuck I'm playing. XD I know it's not conanwong. I just don't remember who it is.

Actually, you can blame it on the Sabols and NFL Films for calling them that in a 1970's-era highlight package. Dallas ownership (and everybody else) ran with it...and the rest is history.

If his name is Obama Netflix, he's actually leading me by five points heading into tonight, and is projected to go into the Championship round, despite my having two players yet to play to his one. (Yes, his one remaining player is supposed to be THAT good.) Edit: Nevermind. I think it's molarbear.

In our league?

Then get your revenge by riffing it (him) to shreds!

Eh, I just take a clean coffee maker, put between four and six Red Diamond tea bags where the filter and grounds go, and run twelve cups of purified water through them. (With the coffee maker on, of course.) Then, I pour the hot tea in a pitcher, add about a scoop of sugar and water, and viola! Home-brewed Texas sweet tea. Also, yes, I like my tea strong, too.

I think this thread belongs in DF due to Blac Chyna's association with the Kardashians.

Crap. He likes Weezer. BURN THE WITCH!

Wait, lgl. Which state are you in again? On second thought, it doesn't matter. You need to move to another part of the country ASAP!

So this is actually a good thing? Okay. Neat.

I don't know. I've always squeezed the toothpaste tube from the bottom and gone up until the very too where I have to squeeze the bit by the spout (?) so I don't waste any.

Freddie Got Fingered, and we all make jokes about it.

Hey, you're back! Glad you had fun at your show. Sorry about Alabama not making it to yet another CFP. (I'm not trying to be smart either. I'm sorry.)