Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

True. But come on. I don't have the personality to pull that off. lol

I could be your Peter Pan. lol

Oh, yeah. I'd also buy a car manufacturer. And get either Gibson or Fender to construct a kickass guitar for me to my exact specifications.

Thank you, darling. *insert anatomically correct heart emoji here*

lol Who is that?

It's the way the playoffs got set up. (I like the way empty has it. It's practically like the NFL, but with three rounds, not four.)

The island of Cuba. (Then turn around and sell it to the United States and have them make it part of Florida.)

lol wtf?

Yeah, that's right. I forgot she made the playoffs. People with similar records ended up going to the consolation bracket.

Maybe Garrett gets canned and Jerry Jones brings in Ron Rivera? If Dallas doesn't get it together, that could end up being the result.

So you're a human piggy bank? Lol

Again, the NFC East title is LAVA!

He's actually not a bad coach. The fan base needs to have patience. (Or if he's been there longer than I believe he has, more patience. Plus, if he coaches USC to a bowl win this year, he can build on that for next year.)

And that's another reason to like you. You're totz adorbz.

I can confirm this.

I think he's referring to the fact little kids have been known to ingest pennies and other small coins. Luckily, they're small enough to pass through the digestive tract with little or no issue.

I think you at least have a winning record.

For a good time, for a good time call!

Just find a way to sleep and sleep for as long as you possibly can. Also, set your alarm for when you need to wake up so you don't oversleep. Finally, drink a shit load of coffee.

At least you admit it.

Awesome?

Replicant. You mean replicant. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

Oh, I know. I'm the same way.You just have to pick your battles.

You shouldn't. You need to speak up more.

I have, but I'd rather get that look than get one where I just leave the cart in an empty spot, preventing anyone from conveniently parking there. In fact, I once hit a cart while backing up. Why? Because it was behind my car and I didn't see it. (Also, there was a car parked in front of mine so I couldn't pull through.) Oh, I was so mad!