Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

I'd help you cook the turkey if I could.

Yes. Oh, and Mom said I could get a flying turtle that's powered by a rocket coming out of his ass.

I wanna Coke!

Nope. Not interested. You can have him. Anyway, Secrer Santa has never been my thing, even at work. But I know y'all had fun last year so if y'all decide to do it again this year, good luck. Hope everybody gets what they asked for.

Oh, I was referring to Nabs, not Secret Santa participants.

Strawberries are good; blueberries are better.

No thanks. I refuse to doxx myself, (Unlike some people. They know who they are.)

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Because you like hanging out with us.

Q: What do you get when you multiply six by nine? A. 42.

No...I mean, uh, well...You know what? Forget it. Let's just move on. XD

Teenage princesses dig brooding, mysterious teenage boys with cool fighting robots.

Wait. What? O_o

Oh, that's just because he wants his ankles and knees to feel the vibrations of that sick ass beat he loves to have on repeat.

Human flesh? I don't know. lol

It kinda left a sour taste in my mouth, too. And we played well enough to win up to that particular point. It turns a well-earned victory into one that looks like a fluky one. I'm not either, but at least give us a definite number (or term for those who may want him banned for life). I can't wait to see how the Steelers respond, especially in lieu of everything that went down they first time they played the Browns this season. And if the Browns' chances to make the playoffs increase, that might turn into a must-win for them. You know the Steel City will boo their everlovin' asses off as soon as they see the Browns emerge from the visiting tunnel.

We'll never know if the Colts would have won or not because the booth made a non-call. Again, there should've been a review. (And I'm a Texans fan.) Not to excuse them, but I think they're trying to establish a culture that doesn't like being pushed around...or something like that. Having said that, considering the fact they're still in playoff contention, they should be trying to channel their aggression into playing fundamentally sound football, especially on defense. Now then, switching gears a little, I think I saw somewhere that Mason Rudolph was getting fined $50K for his part in the melee that took place Nov. 14. Granted, Rudolph's not completely innocent in this, but does anybody remember how much Myles Garrett got fined in addition to his indefinite suspension? I want to say it was less than Rudolph's fine, but I could be wrong. By the way, Garrett's indefinite suspension is absolutely ludicrous. I can see for the rest of the season and the entire playoffs. But indefinitely? Come on, Goodell.

In all seriousness, that really is crap. We could always start using vimeo more. The only problem is you have to pay to be a content creator on there. (Or so I've heard.)

wow ok let portest

All of the above.

The Kennedys might want to have a word with you.

I can't. I'm not that much into myself to do that. XD

Yes, that's a good point. So please don't do it again. lol

Nah. John Elway. XD Anyway, great win for the Texans last night. We did what we needed to do to win when it mattered most. That said, the booth should've called down to the refs and review the play where it looks like Deshaun Watson got stripped of the ball. (It was during the last two minutes of the game.). If nothing else, they can take a look and say they couldn't tell definitively who recovered it, so the Texans will retain the ball. To not even call down to the refs and trigger a review is baffling to me. The Colts may have gotten robbed of a chance to either tie and extend the game or win. We have instant replay for a reason: for plays like the one I described. What a bad decision.