GunStarHero

Mine doesn't even own underwear.

Duck Hunt. I feel like I have PTSD from hearing that dog laugh at me while I frantically click the trigger on the Zapper.

My girlfriend doesn't wear underwear. I still don't know how I feel about that.

Could not care less after orgasm. If I fancy another I will indulge. Or finish my nachos that are at a safe but reachable distance.

How dare that wrap exist in my presence.

I will just stubbornly refresh the page for a few weeks straight until I wander off back to some porn site.

I loved reading about this dude. He opened up trade between England and Japan and decided to sweeten the pot by showing the Queen his hentai collection. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Saris

Sin taco en abajo sólo microondas de pene blanco llanura.

Right in the Dragon balls.

The project I submitted to [as] and Cartoon Hangover is in limbo. If I made that one myself, I'd rather have it animated. The one I'll be showing on here is a different story altogether and will not be animated.

It's always been a dream of mine to eradicate humanity.

I'm a chef at one of the bigger Vegas resorts/casinos.

Toss up between the chicken parm sandwich at Checkers that comes with mozzarella sticks on top and the handtossed chicken bacon ranch pizza at Dominos.

The fancier cakes we order at work that are vaguely similar to what you're looking at cost around $200, depending on the decorations and toppings.

I found that I was immensely discouraged after one of my pitches was rejected. I had submitted a story to [as] on several ocassions, with varying degrees of failure. But the one with Cartoon Hangover just gutted me. We had been corresponding for 6 months straight, like 1-2 emails each, a day, sometimes. When we finally submitted the finished pitch we got rejected within minutes which means it wasn't read all the way through. I've resigned to just doing everything myself. Hopefully in the coming months I will finally have something to show for it, and to share here.

Not sure because I'm not really a part of it right now. I know Overwatch is still popular though.

There's a pretty big group of people on here (or from the [as] boards) on Xbox. It's been around since 2009 or so, and a good bit still get on every night.

The quote that always stuck with me was this obviously 20-something girl very unconvincingly saying "I'm finally 18..." in this terrible tone as if she was reading from a cue card.